America can sleep safer tonight.

A deadly menace has been thwarted. A wicked conspiracy, foiled.

A vicious foe with a deadly agenda has been apprehended. His tools of terror have been seized. His hatred of all we hold dear, our most Cherished Ideals, has come to nothing. Hooray, AMERICA!

… what? No, not him.

HIM.

A U.S. Border Patrol spokesman says country singer Willie Nelson was charged with marijuana possession after 6 ounces was found aboard his tour bus in Texas.

Patrol spokesman Bill Brooks says the bus pulled into the Sierra Blanca, Texas, checkpoint about 9 a.m. Friday. Brooks says an officer smelled pot when a door was opened and a search turned up marijuana.

Brooks says the Hudspeth County sheriff was contacted and Nelson was among three people arrested.

Sheriff Arvin West didn’t immediately return a phone message left at his home Friday, but he told the El Paso Times that Nelson claimed the marijuana was his. The singer was held briefly a $2,500 bond before being released.

So, wins in the Wars on Drugs! Mission accomplished, and clearly the purely nominal costs have been fully and utterly justified. Another couple dozen trillion bucks or so, and we’ll have this bastard licked.

Catching that geek in Portland also explains the reasoning behind the total costs of the War on Terror. Without the invasions & the torture, why, that guy would have never been busted.