Who are not, Shark-Fu assures us, the same person. By astounding coincidence, though, they are having the same surgeries many miles apart on the same day: today.
I look forward to their return to good health and the resumption of their kick-ass voices. The blogosphere will be a little quieter, and less well off, in their absence. Please join me in the comments with your well-wishes.
Get well, you hystersisters, the world needs you back at your keyboards!