
Screen capture from the Wursttoaster website at http://www.wursttoaster.de/index.html.
We learn from Reuters tonight that two German entreprenuers have won a prize from Germany’s Federal Ministry of Economics and Technology for their Wursttoaster, which they tell us delivers perfectly toasted bratwursts. To see the Wursttoaster in action, watch the delightful video at this link, where the poll question next to the video translates from German as “Would you stick your bratwurst in a toaster?” As of this writing, “yes” is leading “no”, by about 89 percent to 11 percent.
Why toast bratwursts? The Reuters story tells us:
Marco Bruns, 25, said he and his business partner Felix Rennies, 28, came up with the idea after being less than impressed with English efforts to pull off the popular German snack on one of their frequent trips to Britain.
“We went to a market where there was German Bratwurst but we discovered the English don’t have a clue how to cook them — they were completely brown on one side and completely white on the other side,” he told Reuters.
But inventing the perfect bratwurst toaster was not enough. They then went all in (so to speak) and invented the perfect bratwurst:
The entrepreneurial duo are now working on their own brand of sausages — the so-called “Smartwurst” or smart sausage — which is designed to give optimal results when used with the Wursttoaster.
I don’t know about you, but I find the concept of a smart sausage pretty frightening.
I realize that the target market here is small convenience stores where the perfect brats will toast up perfectly and quickly, but a dedicated machine for this sounds as ridiculous as the M’Sieur Crepe we got as a wedding present in 1979.
Oh, and about the photo in the screen capture from the Wursttoaster website: I don’t think that leg is toasted yet.



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“Would you stick your bratwurst in a toaster?”
You do not want to know what was going through my mind when I read this. All I could think was, there are some wurst that should be put in the toaster.
And some toasters that should be set on extra-high heat?
This will all end in tears.
jim!
this sounds like a question for tsa about those porno-scanners
“Toast your brat – Vote Dem!’
The new DNC ad campaign.
Good evening.
Heh. That’s more like a microwave that would make them explode.
And there are lots of Dem brats out there…
Jim!
I think “smart sausage” would be a good description of most congress critters.
In this case, I think you mean dim brats.
How’s it going?
Nah, nothing smart about them at all. Now they do tend to think with their sausages, but that’s a different matter entirely.
Smart sausage? That is the wurst idea I have heard of in years.
Been better. Heading to the midwest tomorrow for my mother’s funeral. Her death wasn’t unexpected, but it’s still jarring when it becomes real.
Definitely wanted something lighthearted tonight, so keep the jokes going.
Heh.
We’ll do our best, but still, sorry to hear about your mother.
So sorry to hear that. My condolences. I know how hard that is.
*looking for bratwurst jokes*
Nah, they’re just a bunch of stupid weiners.
Thanks, guys. I’ll do some kind of tribute in a couple of weeks.
Best to you and your family.
Mid 20s in central Illinois tonight…
And no to electrically toasted brats, smokin’ is obligatory.
Be sure to watch the video even though it’s in German. Watching those toasted brats come out of the machine is funny.
I wonder what makes the sausage smart.
The unfortunately-named (and even more unfortunately nicknamed) luger George Hackl does not approve…
Look at that guy cook!
their Wursttoaster, which they tell us delivers perfectly toasted bratwursts
But here in the States, many of us already know that when wurst comes to wurst, one can hardly beat a charcoal grill with a semi-sober tender to hand.
Battle-tested on sailboats and at picnics and football tailgates in locations throughout the eastern U.S., at least.
Condolences, Jim.
I wonder how the Wursttoaster handles beer brats.
Ahh, with a good mustard and naught else.
Indeed, the grill is the way to go.
But I also favor spicier sausages than brats, too. Maybe the problem for these guys isn’t the way they were being cooked…
It shrinks when it comes within a hundred feet of Sarah Palin.
hahahaha
You’ve earned this!
Mini-toasters!
So you’re saying the smart play would be to not throw another wurst on the Caribou Barbie?
If you can enjoy a good German beer while toasting your weeny it would make up for the device’s shortcomings.
Is there anything wurst than Caribou Barbie?
I’m not sure the puns can get any wurst.
Compared to most American swill, there’s no such thing as a bad German beer.
Prolly been way too many wursts there…
Yep and bear in mind they don’t export the best varieties.
said the buddhist to the sausage vendor: make me one with everything
30 years ago I knew a guy who traveled to Germany with friends, while there they paid $80 for a case of Budweiser from the US. I still don’t know whether to laugh or cry…
Please tell me there was terrific artwork on the case.
Nah, I hear you win the Governor’s mansion by being a great
oral-erorator.Lots of things I’d prefer to be reincarnated as than a sausage. (knockwursting on wood)
That was just how much it cost to buy a case of swill that had been transported from the US… consider it a tax on stupidity. The fact that they imported ANY is slightly amazing, although safe to say no Germans would drink it, probably just for homesick service members.
That’s easy. Weep for the stupidity of the ugly American…
After I toast em I usually simmer them in beer and onions. Sorry to here about your Mom.
hahahaha
Reminds me of the guys from back east that would come to Oklahoma and load up on Coors. The mind she boggles.
Speaking of Ugly Americans. If you watched the show on Comedy Central last night that bears that name, the “Manbirds” from that episode would be good candidates for the toaster.
Yum.
And thanks.
Rene Descartes walks up to a bratwurst vendor and pays for a sausage. The vendor asks if he wants any mustard on that. Descartes says, “I think not,” and promptly vanishes.
LOL!
Think I will call it an early night. Take care all.
Good night, Doc.
During the ’70s my late brother-in-law drove from Illinois to Wyoming to load up on Coors. In fairness we had another family member there. Funny thing is, without climate control in the back of his pickup the repeated warming and cooling caused it to go COMPLETELY flat by the time he got back. Coors has no flavor so without fizz it’s just icky water.
Niters. Think I’ll follow your lead. Thanks for hosting and best wishes to Jim. Splendid evening to all.
Kinda hard to believe they still make money selling that swill.
Great way to have a bunch of them cooked, hot and ready to eat at the picnic. No waiting when the hungry hordes decent.
g’nite dr dick
g’nite rat
‘Night.
I’m going to wander off as well. Be excellent to each other.
I tell this joke in honor of Joe Miller’s defeat.
Several years ago when East and West Gemany were reunited a question arose as to whether th capital of Germany should be Berlin or Bonn. An election was held to decide if it would be Berlin or Bonn.
g’nite edp
Looking at the picture of the machine on their site I believe that this machine is designed with Stacy Brown in mind! (and I think Shel Silverstien would agree!)
A write-in won: Paris
Hadn’t heard that one before. That does seem about right.
Goodnight, gang. Thanks for the kind thoughts.
ha!
g’nite jim
Jim, bring a jacket, hat and gloves, man. Highs in the forties and pretty windy. Rain Saturday and Sunday. Easy, speedy travel for you. Give em hell at the airport scanners.
Haha .. “brat wurst” = Willow Palin .. best I can do
Condolences Jim .. travel safe ..
Ah, the English. What the Germans don’t realize is that it’s not so much that “they don’t know how to make Bratwurst” unless you say “they don’t know how to make toast” also, the point being that the cooking only on one side is a feature, not a bug, and I mean they proudly admit this and like it that way.
Ah, one-sided toast, baked beans, stewed tomatoes, and sausages. Brings back memories. It really only works if you’re extremely hung over, but then that’s pretty much the default state on weekend mornings there.
Hell yes. I was wondering when they would finally get around to building one of these.
people really eat feces rolled up in a sock?