You can read this later, but for the rest of you, it appears that the current projected “rally tally” for the Stewart/Colbert get together in Washington will be high:
Comedy Central has ordered up 508 port-a-potties for its Saturday rally on the National Mall to be led by by hosts Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert, suggesting organizers expect a crowd of 150,000 people.
Apparently you order one port-a-potty per 300 attendees. Which as a potential user strikes me as far too high. But still…
An estimated 87,000 people attended a rally organized by talk-radio host and Fox News commentator Glenn Beck Saturday in Washington
So comedians likely outdraw clown nearly two-to-one.
And in other news, what low quality thugs is Rand Paul employing? No jackboots? You sir, are a stain upon your avocation.