Charles Blow of the New York Times informs us that the Teabaggers are ever so smart, neener.
Big-city liberals and their blogging buddies love to paint Tea Partiers as yokels with incoherent candidates and language-mauling signs. (Some have even dubbed their misspellings and grammatical gaffes “Teabonics.”) On some level, this may be true. But there is also a certain hypocrisy to these taunts.
The unpleasant fact that these liberals rarely mention, and may not know, is that large swaths of the Democratic base, groups they need to vote in droves next month — blacks, Hispanics and young people — are far less civically literate than their conservative counterparts.
Gosh, a Main Stream Media columnist sneering at “big-city liberals” and “bloggers.” How novel. A “contrarian” stance. Daring. Bold. Exciting. Not at all a tedious compendium of crusty idées reçues, which is to say, the column is not at all redolent of the decades-old lumpy wisdom-farts that have long stiffened the corduroys of smug Main Stream Media geniuses who think it’s Daring Bold and Exciting to recite wingnut horseshit, chapter and verse.
(Adjusts monocle, flecks imaginary dirt-flecks off shirt-cuffs, snorts arugula snifter.)
Blow is being an ass, though. In three ways, at least. Foist, “Tea Baggers” constitute a self- selected class of individuals; “blacks, Hispanics, and young people” do not, so the premise of the column is, for openers, from any scientific purpose, inane. Though it is nice to see the backhanded acknowledgment that the Tea Baggers are overwhelmingly white and old. I guess.
Suckund, here is some of Blow’s “evidence”:
according to a poll released this week by the Pew Research Center, 42 percent of blacks, 42 percent of Hispanics and 35 percent of voters ages 18 to 29 years old don’t even know that Democrats have a majority in the House?
Like it’s somehow unforgivable not to know that Democrats have a majority in the House. I pay close attention to this shit, myself, and for the past four frickin’ years I’ve been asking myself, “the Democrats have a majority in the House? Really?”
I mean, it’s not like from a “help the base” perspective you’d have fucking noticed.
Turd, well, Steve M:
I wouldn’t argue that the problem with teabaggers and their candidates is what they don’t know. The problem, as the saying goes, is what they do know that just ain’t so.
Which would be stuff like that Obama is a socialist, that Sharia law is usurping the Constitution, that climate science is a Hoax, and that they are not a bunch of rube-class suckers.
There is a difference between not-informed and half-informed, which is also, usually, the difference between ignorant and insane. And there is not a single Tea Party Tenet that is not half-informed and also insane.
But hey, they have a Major “News” Network egging them on, so they deserve to be taken precisely as seriously as, say, Paul Krugman. This is called “balance.”
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saTHERSday nite live! with monocle!!!
Thersaturday Night Fever!
Part the Second [channeling Pierce] is cracking me up. Too true.
The wingnuts should know. They’ve been trying very hard to make them that way.
Evening. Note that there is no extra charge for the monocle. This is just part of the Value that we here at FDL provide, at no cost, for you, the Blog Reader.
SaTHERSday Night Fever!
I live in the middle of western Montana, home to a veritable batshit load of teabaggers, “patriots”, militias, “sovereign citizens”, Aryans, and every other conceivable variety of rightwing fruit cake. I can state from close (but not too close, ’cause of the aroma don’t cha know) that they are about as pig ignorant and dumb as a stump as they are batshit crazy.
I see you’re trying to get on their good side. :)
How do you think he got the name Chuck Blow???
It is the kind of civilized amenity that sets you a part from the herd. That and the liberal use of the word “fuck.”
Up wind, always.
the arugula snifter, however, is extra
Damn! Guess I will have to break out the credit card then.
I also used some Frenchy words!
Even worse from the perspective of the right.
OT, but did you catch the video I linked to over at your place? It would seem that great minds are rolling in the same gutter.
It’s like the difference between “the public option is the way to go” and “it’s just a sliver.”
well fuck them, who the hell gives a fuck what the fuckers on the right fucking say anyway.
I wouldn’t fuck them with fucking Pantload’s fucking tiny, withered fucking fuck stick.
Is this an exercise in conjugating “fuck?”
Nothing wrong with some Kinky. He was less fun as a politician, tho.
I think this is morphing into an infamous Thers fuck thread.
Definitely. He should have stuck to the music. His band pretty much invented alt country in the 70s.
Welcome to Late Night, where any thread can become a fuck thread.
I think the pluperfect subjective is: “We done been fucked.”
I think Kinky has the perfect anthem for the Teabaggers.
conjugating
A better four-word summation of the Obama administration could not be asked for.
I think you had room for another “fucking” before “withered.”
It’s that fucking sort of fucking attention to fucking detail that fucking made me the fucking person I fucking am today.
Pain, pleasure, hate, and love.
Fucking brilliant!
I oppose cursing! Cut that shit out, you fuckers!
“blacks, Hispanics and young people — are far less civically literate than their conservative counterparts” … ummm, at least all the ones i know recognize facts/reality/truth when it smacks them upside the head. Unlike every single tea bugger i know.
I fucking didn’t fucking want to fucking use up all the fucking fucks, so I fucking left some fucks for the fucking rest of you fucking fucks.
Well fucking done!
*innocent fucking look*
Penetration angst???
The root of “fuck” is actually older than the German. The Indo-European root is to do with “rubbing,” IIRC. “Fuck” is one of the oldest words extant.
Most of the 4-letter words have very old roots. For obvious reasons.
He forgot to mention Jews. Waht about the librul Jews? – Rick Sanchez
fuck fest, eh?
Always.
Rubbing fuck root (snicker).
I believe it is also a cognate of “poke”.
Please be certain to suspend fucking before the onset of chafing.
OK, sorry amis, but the 11-Year-Old has makeup soccer in the AM and I’m coaching. Lurves you, stop with the fucking potty mouths!
Niters
We done have been poked — good.
g’nite thers
Fucking g’nite Thers.
:: drive-by, can’t stay, gotta work in the am ::
just wanted to say what a fucking great post Thers!
Far less is a bit overzealous when comparing blacks, hispanics and young people with maroons who spell moron – m-o-r-a-n; and whose favorite clever retort is Your an idiot!!!
True incident (my best friend’s a retired homicide detective, it was his case): the accused (haha) killer, taking his lawyer’s advice, says, “Okay, I’m sorry I called the motherfucker a motherfucker.”
hey and g’nite ll — wasn’t it fucking great!
Also, I don’t have a single conservative counterpart in my body.
Blow Blow.
Just blow him.
fuckin’-a you betcha! ;-)
*poof*
So some guy named Blow has a Job at NYT?
Why does this not fucking surprise me?
Have a fucking good fucking night and a fucking better fucking game tomorrow!
aw fuck, i missed ll! dayam. and fuck. *waves g’night to LL & kitteh*
blow me
Reminds me of the Lenny Bruce routine “Blah-Blah-Blah.” Lenny got busted for obscenity because he said blah-blah-blah (euphemism for a 10-letter word beginning with “c”) onstage. During the trial the judge and prosecutor say blah-blah-blah repeatedly.
Even more to the point those groups are generally far less well educated than the Teabaggers (at least based on the polling data). that the Teaturds could have the benefit of a decent education and still believe that wild ass horse shit is a testament to their lack of analytic vigor.
Got Bob dancing but he’s a sucker for that kind of thing.
I have a new blog that may be of interest to FDLers on how civic duty has been undermined by the popularity of libertarianism among Republicans and others:
http://politics2100.wordpress.com/2010/10/02/civicduty/
Also other blog posts on my new Politics 2100 blog:
Republican/Libertarian Mass Delusion about Government:
http://politics2100.wordpress.com/2010/09/26/massdelusion/
Paranoid Tendencies Within Libertarianism:
http://politics2100.wordpress.com/2010/09/24/libertarianism-paranoia/
laughing too hard to type
Aloha, Thers and LN pups…
I had a drive-by smearing from an Obamabot or a Teatard on my ‘Worse Than Bush’ diary…
I was dumbfounded…! ;-)
Was that really Martin and Lewis? Doesn’t surprise me that they would, just that it ever got released.
Turns out it’s not. Another version had the credits, Bob Kevian & Tom Griswold (Impersonating Dean Martin & Jerry Lewis).
welcome to fdl — in case you were unaware, our reader diaries at seminal is a great place for cross-posting blog posts to help spread the word. tis easy – here’s where ya start and here’s the guidelines
I dunno. Dick was already taken?
I haven’t read all of the comments, so if someone beat me to that one, I apologize.
Fuck, yeah! What he said!
Bob Kevian & Tom Griswold (Impersonating Dean Martin & Jerry Lewis) per this site
ICE CREAM CLERK: Kenny hep yew?
LADY: Can I have a vanilla cone?
ICE CREAM CLERK: We’re atta vanilla. We only got chocolate n peach.
LADY: I’ll have vanilla then.
ICE CREAM CLERK: Lady, there ain’t no vanilla, just chocolate n peach.
LADY: Hmm, okay. Let me have a vanilla cone.
ICE CREAM CLERK: Lady, can you say pea as in peach?
LADY: Pea as in peach.
ICE CREAM CLERK: Can you say chalk as in chocolate?
LADY: Chalk as in chocolate.
ICE CREAM CLERK: Can you say fuck as in vanilla?
LADY: There ain’t no fuck in vanilla.
ICE CREAM CLERK: That’s what I fucken been tellin ya!
Peabrains of Teabrains is equal to the square root of no brains.
Time for me to toddle off. Want to take advantage of the Indian summer weather we are having (highs in the 80s!) and go fishing in the morning. Take car all.
Good one!
dickens cider
g’nite dr (pause) dick
rf @ 59 reminded me of that, which was told to me by an actor who played Lenny Bruce in the theatrical play, Lenny.
that IS funny
Niters. Think I’ll wander off too. Thanks to Thers. Splendid evening to all.
glad ya liked it dood
g’nite rat
oh fuck, I missed another good fuck thread…I’m always late.
there’s plenty of time ce…. how was the fucking celebration today?
And for some reason, my refresh isn’t scrolling down to my last comment.
try refreshing it again…. could be you had a partial page load
Oh, good heavens — we survived. MrCE and MsCE put on a great power point with tons of old photos. Breakfast and lunch went well. Cake and champagne were mixed with tears from the birthday boy, with a smack of bad memories from WWII. Other than some really horrible politically embarrassing remarks, all went well. Oh, and a nice fire in the fireplace all day (rain all day).
yay! now you can relax
I almost said, “If you tell that fucking story one more time, I’m gonna scream” — but I didn’t since it was his 90th birthday.
I did a 4 year stint in Mullan,Idaho back in the mid 70′s “move to nature” thing. Batshit crazy in the Silver Valley, white trash rich during the silver boom and environmentally pumped full of lead and heavy metals.
I saw a nice big bear of a man bite the nose off a wife beater. And other stories. It was Northern Idaho in the boom time.
hey openhope — how did your rally go today?
Top ‘o the fuckin’ evening to everyone.
Ta!
Is that how they say it in the Norselands?
In Ireland, yes. I did learn thank you, in Norselands, tak!
I’m still processing it. I’m running on 2 hours of sleep. We had some really good, productive communication in the way only chilling with food, flowers and music can do.
But I wasn’t counting heads[ guess 40?] which was my perfect number in terms of the city jumping through hoops to let us use the most fragile park, when there are more suitable parks available. 50 is cut-off for this park.
It was some kind of wonderful. I finished up schmoozing by taking boxes of donated corn to a few public locations with the One Nation Working Together , thanking the sponsors. I’m such a whore when I get into this stuff !!!
yay!!!
Sounds wonderful!
Hey firepups.
Good evening.
My favorite was “NO PARKERING.”
Heh! I DID see something like that, and it made us laugh. And the symbol signs in the Bergen airport bathrooms had men and women “having to go.” They were hilarious.
hey ofg — how ya doing?
Hey Suz. Trying not to be negative. Had to edit my comment, but at least I’m trying.
This says it for me:
Tea & Crackers (love the title) – Matt Taibbi, Rolling Stone:
http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/17390/210904
Oh, and congrats on 100.
(I only said that cause I wanted to hear you say “Fuck” one more time)
When is our next fuck thread?
Hiya! Did I imagine another message about staying home?
Well fuck a doodle-doo!
Taibbi is a national treasure.
tis hard sometimes….. so much around us to be negative about…. i have to dig deep to find my inner pollyanna at times….but i refuse to let the negativity overwhelm me — the fuckers want us down and out
No. Sorry. I edited my original post.
fuck — at least it wasn’t on my thread…. i hit the fucking 200 last night…
LOL, that brightened up my
daynight!!!!I’m with you Suzanne. I’m just refusing to to let negativity overwhelm me. I had to dig deep, but my game is on for looking for a win.
glad to be of fucking help dood
hahahaha!
Good for you (and Suz).
I fail at that. Often. But it’s only cause I really do care. This country could be sooooo much better. Life could be sooooo much better. Life will always be hard, but it really pisses me off that some people intentionally try to make it harder. I’m usually not a violent person (I’ve never hurt anyone that I can recall) but I swear those fuckers I feel like strangling sometimes.
Like Rodney King said, “Why can’t we all just get along?” And the answer is because some assholes insist on influencing other peoples lives instead of just their own.
*sigh*
lol, just got negative again, didn’t I??? LOL
not a problem dood — come on upstairs to the late late nite thread
LOL!!!
The ice cream meme reminds me of a real life experience a couple of weeks ago. I went to the local McDonald’s through the drive thru and ordered a chocolate sunday. That’s ALL I ordered. I got up to the window to pay, and the lady there says their ice cream machine is broken.
Then she ask’s:
“Would you like to cancel your order?”
LOL, at the time I simply said “I guess so” but I sooo wish I’d thought to say “NO, dammit, I don’t want to cancel my order. I want a chocolate sunday!”
Swear to doG that happened. I couldn’t make that up.
Sorry to be so ignorant, but “Thers?” “Robert Williams?” I thought this was by Jane herself since it had certain of her style marks. ANYWAY, not important, but I don’t know how she does it. Very unladylike, incredibly hilarious, totally accurately true, slices to the heart, makes me laugh like a drain, reduces me to happy tears. Wonderful stuff.
Just had to mention it.
Actually, I think Blow was right.
Now, if you all want an op-ed ass from the NYT on tea partier related issues …
Tommy Teapot Friedman out-stupids himself.
I think everyone in my tour group in Norway took pictures of the parking lot signs for entrance (INFART) and exit (UTFART).
Some elevators also have a light marked “E-fart” to indicate that the “hiss” is moving (as if you couldn’t tell). Our tour guide mentioned that when Queen Elizabeth II visited, the elevator lights were taped over.
Tusen takk!
Gosh, We should be so scared of the Tea Baggers….please lol