This morning, Attackerman aptly skewered both the tone and the PR-heavy nature of the New York Times‘ article on the evolving relationship between President Obama and Gen. David Petraeus.
But I couldn’t get past the substance, such as it was, in the story’s opening paragraphs:
Come December, when the president intends to assess his Afghan strategy, he will be able to claim tangible successes, General Petraeus predicted by secure video hookup from Kabul, according to administration officials.
The general said that the American military would have substantially enlarged the “oil spot” — military jargon for secure area — around Kabul. It will have expanded American control farther outside of Kandahar, the Taliban heartland. And, the aides recalled, the general said the military would have reintegrated a significant number of former Taliban fighters in the south.
“He essentially promised the president very bankable results,” one administration official said. (Others in the room characterized the commander’s list more as objectives than promises.)
Are we really far enough past the financial industry’s free-fall in late 2008 that it’s safe to use “bankable” as a synonym for something meaningful (in a positive sense)? You’d think, if nothing else, that officials from this politically hypersensitive administration would know better. For most of us ordinary folks, to say that something is “bankable” still carries connotations of “You might as well cut out the middleman and flush it down the toilet yourself.”
Then again, especially given the immediate caveat that Petraeus’s assurances could prove illusory, maybe the anonymous official’s choice of words was unintentionally accurate. Certainly our ongoing attempt at occupying Afghanistan would meet a worst-case-scenario definition of a “troubled asset.”




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swopa!
Your point is well taken.
A different perspective:
Eric Prince has been getting very bankable results for 10 years.
Swwwwwwwwwopa!
It seems to have been upgraded from ‘ink spots’ to ‘oil spots’…! No matter what they call ‘em, the reality on the ground is far from anything remotely ‘bankable’ as to results…! Maybe in Kabul Bank-able terms…!
‘Slam Dunk’ anyone…? *gah*
Bankable results?????? Forget the U.S. I remarked earlier today that Petreaus couldn’t possibly be sooooo ignorant not to know what recently happened in Kabul. And here I thought the Pentagon’s major job was propaganda.
For my next remark I need to offer freight cars full of brain bleach in advance, but this whole article brings forth a mental picture of a circle suck off in the oval office.
When the MIC uses, “bankable,” it can only be their cry to attempt justification for the blood and money
wastedspent to date and to back requests for continued and expanded funding for the next budget cycle.Hi Suz, and nice to meet you swopa and hackworth1.
hey nonq — good to see ya again
*heh* Great minds and all that jazz, eh…? ;-)
Orwell’s never around when you need him.
No one’s fooled by these shenanigans and the “developed” world’s folk are asking the same questions of their governments as we are. Check out this amazing development (be sure to see the embedded video which is in English; here is a serviceable Swedish-to-English translation of the blog): “How a young woman’s blog post is changing the Swedish elections,” by John Aravosis (DC) on 9/17/2010 12:27:00 PM
It’s a shame nobody’s harnessing the electrical potential from his rotations at his gravesite…! ;-)
Same from me and thanks for the link eCAHN.
They keep promising that something faster than a six minute screen refresh will be available here soon. Sorry if I get behind the discussion.
The only results of this war seem to be in bank accounts, so the general’s remark have an ironic truthiness to them.
This would be even funnier if we weren’t talking about Saganesque “billions and billions.”
Europe’s & other’s reactions to U.S. actions are vastly uncovered in the U.S. Part & parcel of being an empire. What I am really interested in, is when/whether the others will make a diff in this country. I despair that it will not be in my lifetime.
General Petraeus is a PR expert. He first came to war-sales prominence in September of 2004 during the presidential race when he wrote an Op-Ed for the Washington Post extolling the progress in training the new Iraq army, which helped puncture Kerry’s position that the war wasn’t going so well.
Petraeus went on from there to his COIN manual and to siring the Iraq surge, which of course was sold as a success. So he’s no newcomer to putting a favorable spin to a FUBAR situation, which Afghanistan is.
Ding.
yay for emilie. that’s awesome
bankable
I’m surprised the ‘aide(s)’ didn’t just go all the way and call them ‘deliverables’.
Only for U.S.ians, who have been kept purposely in the dark. For everyone else, Petreaus is a complete failure on every front.
Reading my 6th or 7th book on VN. SOS in different clothes.
swopz!1!!
Empire Collapse Checklist, #[whatev] – Culture of Perfect Total Lies, Bullshit, Murderous Insanity – check!
Be in awe and behold the splendor. Tremble in fear when in the presence of President Ozymandias.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/master_matt/4400220223/in/set-72157604833593996/
That’s awesome!
The limp scepter is a nice touch. :)
oh my that is brutally masterfully done, and so very sad
I’m seeing something different here .. The Swedish public is dealing with the same scam we are such that they are pissed their health care, human rights and civil liberties are being forfeited for war and privateer profits. They may well pressure the Swedish government to leave Afghanistan. The sunlight of disinfectant on the international banksters/military is intensifying. Let the Sunshine – Sainkho Namtchylak
Seems as though there aren’t many Obamabots left.
Even working on Rachel, who seems to be coming around since I sent her an email saying she should wear an Obamabot sign around her neck.
Reminds me of teh good-ole-daze, when I send W an email saying he had a vocabulary of 12 words of which evildoer was one (or two, depending on your editor), after which W stopped saying evildoer.
Shouldn’t it have been a turban, instead…? ;-)
Even working on Rachel, who seems to be coming around since I sent her an email saying she should wear an Obamabot sign around her neck
you deeeedint!
i emailed O’Really once and used the word trumpeted ,and the next evening he used my phrase on air…..jerk
hope so, mz.
I’ve been enjoying little stuff like the Tony Blair Hostility Multiple Cancellation Book Tour too. Everything helps.
i hope so mzchief. and i hope we see the media here in the states picking up on our own stories like emilie’s.
Why wouldn’t I?
And of course, I take full credit for everything good that has nothing to do with me.
im beet,im going shluf…nite yall
Nite, sadly. Sleep red.
hee hee.g anite!
g’nite sadly
Me too. Nite all.
I’ve posted this several times in the last couple of days, so sorry if you’ve already seen it. In sometime in the 90s, I read perhaps 8 years ago, Greg Palast went underground and approached Blair’s minions as a lobbyist with a scuzzy deal. They went for it, hook line ‘sinker, from which Palast (correctly) concluded that Blair was nothing more than a corp whore, and at a very early point in Blair’s career.
Nite to u too, Bluetoe2.
g’nite bluetoe
Hello, from Barkeyville, PA, this evening. Of course any “bankable” investment must include the disclaimer:
“Past performance is no guarantee of future performance, losses may occur, even including your original investment.”
Past performances in Afghanistan is the graveyard of Superpowers. Since Genghis Khan.
hey ofg — great disclaimer dood
Sailboats rule, stinkpots drool!
Modern cargo ships slow to the speed of the sailing clippers
Little miffed today. About a month to go and Obama gan’t help but mock the base. I don’t get these guys.
But of course, the modern ships carry much more cargo, so the comparison is hardly appropriate.
Too bad about Genghis. His banners, translated from 12th Century Mongolian read, “Change We Can Believe In.” How weird is that?
What’s so hard to understand about a person who has shown nothing but contempt for fuckin’ retards since before the election. I’ve not before taking pride in being a fuckin’ retard but now I do. If I were to show up at Jon Stewart’s rally, that would be the sign I would carry.
Luv u rf.
Aw SHUCKS..! (blushing)
If we manage to survive this dangerous buffoon time all all, historians are going to find the Palast archives an extremely valuable treasure.
Yes, but if you hold your eyes just right and view the banner through my handy oil filter, you’ll see the message, “Yes we can.”
“Sponsored by AHIP Merck and AIG”
If you key word search the following–– pentagon aegis “scots guards” irish — you get some idea why shoes and eggs flew in Dublin. Also see “Ciara Durkin” and it more questions arise.
There are plenty of truthtellers for the history books. What I will not live to see is how they are dredged up as evidence of how nuts the U.S. was not to see what was totally obvious.
My impression is that more and more folks, and not just in this country, see the blogs as “the Media” and the other as the “Legacy Media.”
Mean good on u for putting truthiness into humor. Which you do with amazing regularity.
Oh, I got a ticket going through Pittsburgh day before yesterday.
rut roh
Lots of people saw it, including the kleptocrats, they simply did not care. They feel blessed to be alive at this moment in time when the act of destroying the world is so intensely rewarding.
I couldn’t watch the Stewart thing past where he lamely (and ineffectually) sought to equate my anger/sentiments (Bush = war crim) with the lizard, racist lunacy of the Fox/Beck/Bag crowd.
Really pissed me off, I was outta there, sorry. Fuck you Jon.
And I love Jon.
Most metro areas have a curfew for oversized loads. No coming through during rush hour, which suits me just fine. It’s from 7-9am and 4-6pm–except Pittsburgh where its 4-7pm. I was a little early and got busted.
But false equivalencies are all the rage. And Stewart knows how absurd they are.
Thanks. When people ask what I do for a living I tell them I laugh for a living. :)
Mark Twain and Kurt Vonnegut, as old men, claimed that they had given up on humanity. Despite that they appeared to retain a sense of humor. Of course I don’t possess a single iota of their respective talents but am fortunate enough to have achieved a similar perspective in half the time.
Wrong!
I’m outta here. No offense, but simply tired.
lol!
Took me a minute to connect the reply with your screen name (d’oh!).
Actually, your reply came one hour and six minutes after the original comment, so eCAHN was right.
zactement – so wtf? Gah, it was like watching Obama fellate the republican party (1/21/09 – present) all over again! Noooooooooooo!
Night eCAHN. Sweet dreams.
g’nite ecahn
Wow, a retard pride parade. Would we have to spell the words on our signs correctly?
sleap tite eCHAN.
She is wonderful, I needed a snark tag. She has been blazing away for hours with perky comments.
Indeed, eCAHN is a treasure, one of many who frequent these waters.
Time to close up shop here. Wishing a pleasant evening to all.
g’nite rat
Thanks for posting this over on HP (I assume it was you, with the similar language/phrasing).
It was quickly scrubbed by their censors of course.
Cheers :)