The Secessionist talks a big game. He loves to prance around playing Jefferson Davis, complains endlessly about the federal government’s “power grabs” — and is constantly bragging about how well the Texas economy is doing. Our tax dollars even pay for a website called “Texas Brags” which begins,
Thanks to Gov. Perry’s work to keep taxes low, provide a pro-growth regulatory structure and implement solid economic development incentives, the Texas economy remains strong in the midst of a national economic cool down.
Uh-huh. We’re doing so well, in fact, we can’t afford to pay for our schools.
Texas has applied for $830 million in federal education dollars intended to help schools through the recession.
The Texas Education Agency submitted the application a day after Gov. Rick Perry sent a letter to school administrators saying restrictions placed on Texas in the federal law “make it unlikely for your school to receive these federal funds this year.”
Hey, at least he’s consistent. He also bragged about Texas’ “balanced budget” while quietly covering his massive shortfall with $12B in stimulus money.
Notes Michael Landauer at the Dallas Morning News,
Rick Perry has increased Texas’ dependence on federal funds and decreased our own ability to cover basic government services. The Lone Star State has become less independent under Perry, not more.
The Secessionist talks like a cowboy but in reality, he’s a big welfare queen. How does he keep getting away with it?



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Hairy Perry quite contrary,
How does your government grow?
With cockleshells and silverbells,
and lotsa bullshit you know!
Now I can rest on my poetic laurels!
Like AZ, Texas has an IQ test coming up on Nov 2.
To be sure…and Perry can smile on both his faces.
This is so good…we really do like being in the Union, ya’ know.
How? That question requires a two-part answer. One, because the more outrageous the lie, the more likely that it will be believed. Two, because the American voting public is collectively the stupidest group walking the face of the earth. They lack fundamental critical thinking skills, curiosity, are uninterested in facts, follow those who stoke their fears and insecurities, more interested in looks than substance, don’t want to make hard choices, and don’t want anyone in office smarter than they are. See: R. Reagan, Bush, Sr. & Bush, Jr.
exactly. the same way right wing blowhards have been getting away with the evil big gubmint routine while helping themselves from the till double standard ever since reagan. nobody that votes for rick perry knows where money comes from anyway. they probably just think the texas republican party robbed the union and pacific or found the treasure of the sierra madres or pans for gold or something .
I’m afraid of the mental image this conjures up for me.
And I think Lloyd Doggett shamed him, if that is possible.
lol
How does he keep getting away with it you ask? Because for the Right Wing it’s not what you do that matters, it’s what you say that counts.
Yeah well look at the “smart” ones Clinton and Oh Bummah! they have not been so bloody good to the people either. Dumb or smart they are all corporate whores and we are the Johns getting fucked.
How did he get away with complicity in a murder? I know it is unfair to demean an entire state, but something is seriously wrong there.
If there was any (political) justice in the world, the federal government would decline Perry’s request. People like Perry do not feel shame or care about their own hypocrisy. Neither do his supporters. So give them exactly what they’ve been clamoring for… no government intervention whatsoever. Political positions such as theirs need to have consequences. This also goes for those conservative states–ahem, Arizona–that will inevitably demand a bailout from the federal government after their asinine fiscal policies bankrupt the state. Forget ‘em.
Conservatives act all macho and stupid (which impresses their constiuents) but are little, crying babies who can’t let go of the federal government.
I always like when I hear callers use the phrase “gotta get the government off our backs!” on right wing radio. Most of the time the callers are in their cars driving on federal funded highways while bitching about the oppressive federal government.
State sponsored murder is okay in many states in America. Texas is one state where they do it for fun.
And TX loves the death penalty…sadly.
They also pray in religious edifices that are tax free and are therefor subsidized by the taxpayer. Of course they live in fantasy land anyway.
How is Perry running on the immigration issue?
Perry’s smart enough not to touch that with a 10-foot pole.
Right…at least he is silent.
This should be a headline above the fold of the New York Time’s front page.
Didn’t Reagan rant about a welfare queen who bought steaks and drove a Caddy with welfare checks?
When did the Republican Party become the Welfare Party?
Great News the Hispanic vote scares him in Texas now we need a Dem to debate him and ask his opinion of AZ law.
Forget that just say Perry wants to go all AZ on Hispanics in Texas we need to force him to deny it and choose between pissing off his base or pissing US off.
Its all a game of Go trap your enemy then flip his piece.
The Attorney General’s office should be investigating this.
Oil Prices are dropping Perry won’t be able to brag about his economy much longer if they keep dropping and given the economy car driving and gas consumption won’t be rising anytime soon.
Oh, Ricky, how about we round it up to an even $1B, would that be okay?
Okay! Here you go. $1B. CONFEDERATE.
And fuck you very much.
Cool Name:)
There has been significant attention. Iirc, there was a commission and it got delayed but should still function, but I could have some of the pieces wrong. Because it appeared that Perry caused the delay with a new appointment.
Lets talk schools, lifespans, infant mortality rates, teen pregnancy, crime, wages for the average worker, not all the millionaire’s raising the average. Austin is a great place the low taxes are great if your rich but for the average person life isn’t so great.
Plus isn’t Texas an easy to get Oxy Narco state?
I want that story investigated:)
It is worse. From Wikipedia: “On October 2009, Perry replaced three members of Texas Forensic Science Commission just two days before it was to hear from Dr. Beyler, the author of the latest of three reports to conclude that arson was not the likely cause of the 1991 fire. As a result, the hearing was postponed indefinitely, and critics of the governor accused him of trying to quash the Willingham probe.”
The guy is a monster, but sadly I think the type of barbarism he personifies awaits us all if we don’t push back harder. People living in Texas can’t congenitally be any dumber than those in the rest of the country.
if you read Perlstein’s Before The Storm, although they’ve always had sugar daddies, the modern shakedown era began after the ’64 defeat
Hey Y’all!
It may happen…people didn’t like the way he messed with the commission. But TX does lead the country in executions….like some other underdeveloped countries…..
Obama’s Attorney General is waiting for what to go after Perry?
Not to be flip….maybe he is looking forward. The TX death penalty is beyond inhumane. The ##s are obscene. The Dallas County DA had come out against the death penalty b/c of a pattern of wrongly convicted. He has now revised his opinion; to be truthful not a total reversal, but tweeked to say some cases do deserve the dp….yes he is up for re-election. Very disheartening.
How does he get away with it? The collapse of the press. He won’t debate. He won’t go to editorial boards. It’s an information vaccuum, and Perry exploits it well.
Gov Oxy Gov Who Should be on Death Row? If we run on banning Oxy and the Chemicals that make Meth we can could win this election. We could take the south and western states.
I will be flip: for his boss to get a spine. What was it Gandhi said: “It is impossible for a coward to be moral.”? Obamarahma isn’t a moral person, he is pro-death penalty because he perceives the country’s attitude to be retributional and he is afraid of ruffling feathers. “What do you want to hear?” is his mantra. Never mind that he has the bully pulpit to argue that there are some things we human beings cannot do to each other without losing our humanity.
Your not flip I agree 100% but I still want Perry investigated and then on Death Row. I don’t ever give up.
That is a very moral perspective. Though I am opposed to the death penalty for anyone, even a worm like Perry.
To be really moral, I think, we have to not give him the dp….just get him locked up.
He’s rich he can file endless appeals no worry about him seeing the electric chair unless the investigation really finds some dirt.
At a minimum I would be happy if he no longer had the power to harm anyone else. I wouldn’t vote for the democraven if I lived in TX, but on the other hand I can’t fault anyone who does.
I was thinking that it was FDR and his 4 terms that got the term limits enacted. Maybe Perry can have the same impact here….already he is our longest serving Gov.
Is Perry running for President seriously running?
THIS is THE perfect gig for the Jon Stewart Gospel Group to deliver the outcome of his request for funds from the US Government – “GO F*** YOURSELF”..
Say what you will, after everything he’s been through, the man still has great hair. He’s spent something like $600,000 (taxpayer dollars of course)on rental housing over the last 2+ years. That’s not bad for a fiscal conservative. He’s untouchable.
They have more in common with the intellect of serfs during the Middle Ages, suspicious, fearful of education, superstitious, obedient and groveling to authority.
And just like the Johns we pay for it.
What happened to all of his fiery rhetoric about Texas seceding from the Union?
Perry reminds me of an ungrateful teenager who disses his parents, and then asks for $50 and the keys to the car.
The U.S. public knows more about reality TV than they know of political reality.
Can we use this wonderful poetry here in Texas? Can we please pass it along? Oh, would Bill White love to have that in his back pocket in the unlikely event any sort of debate gets scheduled. Perry refuses to meet his opponent in open debate one time before the election. Far better to have corporate dirt-slingers do his talking for him.
Excellent poetry!
Why do we on the left and progressive side pick dull leaders like H.Reid or
ugly reps like H. Waxman or D. Kucinich or verbal diarhea afflicted oddbals
like bawny Fwank and that Weiner putz from NY,and that Boxer old hag that
passes for the stupidest senator ?Our recruiting really sucks and our
strategists need to let go of gutter politics that the Chicago mob is so fond of.Why do we end up with Alvin Greene ?
Perry is just playing the “rob your neighbor” game Democrats love.
So why are you complaining?
Sure, Texas kills people that murder. We even have an express lane for some of the worst murderers. So what?
Texas also has NO INCOME TAX and that really annoys the crap out of the Dems because everybody, including illegal aliens, pay sales taxes.
I’m hearing echoes of “as a lifelong Democrat, I’m concerned…”
Very interesting comment about NO INCOME TAX but it doesn’t hold up in relationship to your argument about dems being annoyed by it. Washington State has no income tax and it is filled with Dems and even liberals.
A progressive income tax is the least regressive form of taxation as it
shelters the low income people and lets the well off pay enough to relieve
their guilty conscience.There are different forms of murder and not all are
punishable by death,that’s where the taxman needs to play it’s role.
Why do I feel animosity on your part ?Are you happy with our recruiting
results ?
Surely we don’t evaluate our own political representatives primarily on their physical attributes. Let’s start with that.
If you think catching a free ride on Progressive’s dissatisfaction with the Obama Administration (‘ugly reps like’, ‘verbal diarhea afflicted oddbals like bawny Fwank’, ‘that Weiner putz from NY’, ‘that Boxer old hag’ & ‘gutter politics that the Chicago mob is so fond of’) will just lie there… Christ, if you’re a Conservative operative, just declare it. I’m still looking for something resembling a point, other than “Dems suck, why don’t you all just move to France.’ or something, above the din.
Rick Perry, proving you don’t need no book lurnin to hold office.
And that’s precisely why it’s become a big welfare state, depending on the federal government to pay its bills.