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Ladies and gentlemen, Focus on the Family sets the remaining moral agenda for the next Congress:

Being anti-bully is being pro-gay. How this affects John Stossel is unknown, but he is undoubtedly confused.

Meanwhile, good child-rearing — i.e. making a bully — demands attentive parenting.

For example, letting your son get a good long look at your “manly” full-grown penis is completely AWESOME!!!

And when the two are combined, you get to beat your “Wiener-Dog”.