During last night’s debate with Barbara Boxer, iCarly ran the same playbook the GOP always runs on choice.

The moderator asked Fiorina — after she tried to change the subject to stem cell research — to state whether she would overturn Roe v. Wade. “If there were an opportunity,” Fiorina said, adding quickly, “It is not an issue that I’m running on.”

See how easy that is?

Sure, I’m pro-life, but don’t expect me to actually do anything about it.

It’s been working for them since 1980, so why the hell not?

The rubes will keep pulling the red lever as long as Republicans like iCarly keep checking the “pro-life” box and leaving it at that.

That’s all it takes.