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Back in the stone ages when I was a lowly State Department intern, export control laws were a big deal (or at least that’s how I remember things).

Today . . . not so big a deal anymore, apparently:

The company formerly known as Blackwater violated U.S. export control laws nearly 300 times, ranging from attempts to do business in Sudan while that country was under U.S. sanctions to training an Afghan border patrol official who was a native of Iran, the State Department said Monday.

The alleged violations were spelled out in documents released Monday by the State Department as part of a $42 million settlement with Blackwater that will allow the company, now known as Xe Services LLC, to continue receiving U.S. government contracts.

Why does this sound familiar?

Hmmm . . .

Parent: “I’ve told you hundreds of times not to do that! Hundreds!”

Kid: “Sorry.”

Parent: “Sorry? Sorry? You’ve lied to me about it — hundreds of times! Hundreds!”

Kid: “I said I was sorry. (pause) But I can still have my allowance and go play at my friend’s house, right?”

Parent: “OK. But don’t let it happen again.”

Yeah, that’s going to work.