At my own crummy Web-Site I’ve said everything I can bear to say right now about the Stupidest Phony Wingnut Tantrum Disguised as a “Controversy” Perhaps Ever, you know, that bullshit about how the Jihadist Swimming Pool of Jihad is going to pollute what people who don’t actually know anything about the place think of as American Mecca. I am of course particularly grumpy about the rather spectacular display of egregious cowardice currently being performed by Our Democratic Party Leaders, harrumphing and chicken-wing flapping about how that Thoughtful Conservative Thinker Pamela “These Silicone Mound-Machines Kill Musselmen” Geller just might have a point, after all, when you stop and wank about it.
It is a shite state of affairs altogether and I wash my hands of it.
It is in this spirit that I recommend to you this charmingly retro culture-war pearl-clutching by the always preposterous Wonder-Bready semi-professional mommy-scold Rebecca Hagelin, an old Jane Hamsher dance partner, former TBogg exhibit, and erstwhile World O’Crap objet d’shart:
Every twelve-year-old knows Rihanna. And Katy Perry and Lady Gaga. Do you?
The music industry today is huge, racking up over 1.5 billion in sales in the U.S. alone—and kids are their target audience. It’s an industry that’s no longer primarily about music. It’s become another avenue for selling porn and sexualizing younger and younger children in the process.
Now that’s rocking it old-school!
I can relate; as a parent myself, I don’t like much of what contemporary corporate culture has done to our kids, though I don’t suppose Lady Gaga is precisely the problem. This is a bit more troubling, for example, if sex & kids is the issue. But I applaud Hagelin for having the ovaries to post a virulently anti-capitalist rant at Townhall, of all places. Kudos, Comrade Mommy.
Anyway, my 10-year-old’s favorite song is tonight’s video. Kid’s got style.



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Thersday!
wedTHERSday!I am rather proud of “objet d’shart.”
A hasty Googling confirms I am the very first to use it.
Rebecca Hagelin is a Commie? Who’d'a thunk it?
of course you did dood — i learn some of my best swears that aren’t swears from you
And it’s French, which will drive any visiting wingnuts absolutely berserk. There’s no drawback!
I am opposed to Ay-rabs putting up a twelve story statue of Osama bin Hiden flipping the bird to lower Manhattan on ground zero. At least that what I read they were doing over at little green shitheads.
I am soooo out of my depth on this thread. But not ready to turn in yet, so I’ll see if I can be a pain in the neck.
Black up on TDS. Maybe that will provide some fodder for me, but so far I have NO clue what he’s talking about.
Is that phrase in the post, or at your place?
I think you left out a hyphen in “always-preposterous.”
Truly a hyphenetical masterpiece.
The things you learn if you read Townhall regularly!
Never mind.
THERSday!
Of course Pammycakes has a point, she has two of them and you could probably impale yourself on them (as John Bolton longs to do). I am old enough to remember when Elvis‘s hips, Jerry Lee Lewis‘s whole lotta shakin’, Chuck Berry‘s Chicken Sruttin, and Little Richard‘s tutti frutti were going to destroy western civilization.
That last link about girls going into puberty so young is scary. My sister teaches 4th grade and she and I have talked about this trend. You know, they even make skinny jeans for babies now. I saw it on tv, so it must be true. They’re also teaching babies to read. Sheesh. Parents should read to their kids, not the other way around.
That’s cost cutting for you in these harsh economic times. Hyphens are expensive.
I adore all those people who believe we should childproof the entire planet so they don’t have to monitor their kids entertainment.
Well, with Dean’s defection it’s become pretty clear that we can’t count on the Dems to do the right thing.
I’m reminded of the wise words of Jose Cerrano:
“I pray to you, Jobu. I stick up for you. If you no help me now, I say fuck you, Jobu. I do it myself.”
Hah, a fellow hyphen fetisher! Welcome to my world. Heck, I thought I peopled this terra solo. One of my faves that I use to describe muscle-headed rightards, “Not-so-bright-know-it-alls.” Music I tells ya, music.
Technically I think “shart” qualifies as a swear. I’m not sure though. Pity Safire croaked, he loved this sort of grammatical wonkery.
that was a great forking movie edp — and one of my favorite scenes
Dean, the Democratic wing of the Democratic party, decided to hunker down behind the skirts of Gingrich and Harry, “the title of my book is ironical” Reid.
Agreed!
Anyway, my 10-year-old’s favorite song is tonight’s video. Kid’s got style.
Punkgrass! These kids, they will think up anything.
I think that in that sentence ‘always’ is an adverb, and according to the grammar rules I learned, you never hyphenate an adverb-adjective.
And jazz.
And organ.
When Johann Sebastian Bach started listening to opera and letting it influence his church music, it got him into trouble with some of the church leaders. “Why, it just makes everyone think about all that dancing and adultery and deception and . . . opera-ish stuff. We can’t have that here!”
Grammar rules? We don’t need no stinking grammar rules!
I solved the Mosque problem, your welcome. Just click my name and you’ll see. That’s all for my blogwhoring Thers, now back to your regular programming.
At least MSNBC also covers the important stuff. I tuned in at noon pacific, yesterday I think it was, only to hear that new dude, Peter Something, who the Masters over there seem to think is a perfectly acceptable substitute to make me forget David Shuster (he’s not, by a LONG shot) interview a teen who’d got into a Twitter war (whatever that is) over personal-date-exposure with something called a Justin Beiber (whatever that is). This interview, such as it was, went on for about seven minutes, during which time goddess only knows how many Pakistani children contracted cholera.
I mean, “The Place for Politics And Teen Star Twitter Wars” is a better name for that channel, really.
I think toobz rules are technically-different.
Civilization has been doomed and under siege since before it started.
My worst suspicions confirmed.
oooooo thats good ofg — why i bet they take you up on that suggestion
I don’t take grammer roolz frum sumbodee who kant spell ecomonix.
Took me awhile, but then I LOLed. Thx.
Superb! As only the French can say it: Sooooperrb!
When Thomas (Precious Lord) Dorsey first started playing gospel music in church, they gave him a hard time too.
I loves me some Extraordinaires. A fun bunch of youngsters from Philly.
The world would be a better place without American cable news.
I Kant spell Cahnstance either. (My cat.)
I learned that you don’t hyphenate with an adverb that end in “-ly”.
Big *g* .
I am good at that.
The real Q is: would the world be a better place without the U.S.
I applied a modified “stinkin’ badges” quote in an earlier thread. I should probably update my pop culture references but I’m always too busy chasing kids off my lawn.
I channeled Deep Thoughts from Jack Handy of the old SNL episodes.
The world would be a better place without American TV news, period.
My elementary school grammar teacher, Miss Webster, long ago met her maker. But I’ll try to seance her to arm wrestle your grammar teacher.
I don’t have a lawn, living in an apartment, so I spend my time yelling at clouds.
I’m afraid that part about focusing on jobs and the economy ain’t gonna happen, unless the solutions involve perpetual outsourcing and raiding Social Security.
My lawn tonight was Deer Park. Here’s the email I sent my hunter friend.
Correct.
Though the case could be made that the phrase functions essentially as an appositive adjective modifying the proper noun, so the hyphen would not be completely non-kosher.
But do you have an onion tied to your belt?
I also stay busy monitoring weather forecasts, in case something changed since I checked 10 minutes ago.
Belt?
Dude, you’re famous.
Oops. Actually, I think you and I are the same age, so you’re not old enough.
Or harvesting organs from illegal immigrants and Muslims–hell anyone that doesn’t use SPF-500.
That, DrDick, is correct. MrCE and I have rejected tv news until Keith, and maybe not until TDS at 11:00, all summer. When we arrive home after a day’s work, we read, eat, work, read more, and it has been so refreshing.
And who invented the “jazz organ”? Was it… SATAN?
/Church Lady
Wow, welcome to Mutual of Omahas Wild Kingdom.
Don’t think I’d want deer congregating near the house. There have been incidents here over the years of deer crashing through picture windows. Of course once inside they are injured and frightened and go completely berserk. They can really put a lasting finish on your interior.
See, this is where German comes in quite handy. They more or less dispensed with the hyphens altogether in the 19th century or so, and now delight in stringing together the various words directly.
I quite like the US, except for the moron bigots, and even they are perfectly nice folks except for the moron bigotry. The stupid wars are rather a problem, of course.
You think we should limit organ harvesting to illegals and Muslims? Why do you hate America?
Deer would have a hard time penetrating my stone walls. It’s the bears and the beehives I’ve been told to worry about, but so far, no problems.
Hee hee: this is of course the canonical exposition regarding the German language.
This is about the time of year that you have to be careful driving in many residential neighborhoods or anywhere near the university here because of the danger of roaming deer. Also when we get the occasional mountain lion wandering through neighborhoods on the edge of town and bears wandering into my neighborhood in the middle of town (they are a regular feature of the neighborhoods on the edges of town).
OK. Think it’s time for me to turn in. Nite all. Be well.
Too many thoughts in your post for me to reply to, lotta work to agree, disagree, muse and more.
Hell of a post, hoss.
Now, to the vid yer 10 year old likes you posted.
Skiffle, mid 50′s England and early 60′s.
Jim Kweskin Jug Band comes to mind.
Anyone knows Doc Boggs and old timey and medicine show from 20′s.
Old timey.
New old timey.
New jug band.
I didn’t necessarily LIKE it, but it has so many elements of things I DO like, and have liked for decades, I had to listen to it all.
It reminds me of great music I’ve heard thru my years.
Glad to see them elements in new stuff, that 10 year olds like.
Do yer kid a favor, get him/her a dobro, or a plectrum banjo, and get them every Jim Kweskin Jug Band recording you can find.
And some Doc Boggs, Charlie Poole, and a hunnert others from the 20′s thru the 00′s.
Old Crow Medicine Show is a must.
*G*
N Dave van Ronk, GOTTA have some Dave van Ronk.
*G*
Driving home from our Trader Joe’s run, we saw so many deer in suburban Shaker Heights! One doe had two spotted fauns. Stopped right in the middle of a four lane highway. And we saw at least six more. All at dusk.
g’nite ecahn
LOL! Loves me some Twain. Why don’t we have satirists of that caliber any more? Where are our Bierces and our Menkens? Is satire a lost art?
Night.
When the deer start fielding trebuchet we’re all in trouble…
Indeed.
Truly a classic. My HS American literature teacher pulled it out for our class to read the day before our German teacher gave us her legendarily nasty mid-year examination. The German teacher couldn’t understand why a bunch of us all walked into that exam with silly grins on our faces.
Sounds exciting. The most we can hope for is the occasional drunken football player roaming the streets.
As I suggested elsethread yesterday, Pam Geller poops lil green footballs.
Or something like that.
It’s an old Simpson episode with Grandpa Simpson telling pointless stories.
Jon Stewart.
Niters eCAHN, CAHNstance and beeCAHNs.
Jesus’ General does rather well with satire, as does Stephen Colbert.
I’m a little goofy tonight. Spent the last day and a half in a witness chair getting beat up on by 5 lawyers. Friggin brutal.
Occasionally a bit too exciting. Several years ago one of my colleagues had a mountain lion take down a deer in her back yard. She lives across the street from a grade school.
ouch!
You and Demi are right, we do have a few and those are notable examples, though none of them actually write.
Oy! Legal mugging?
“I was wearing an onion on my belt, which was the fashion at the time.”
Grampa Simpson is one of my all time favorite characters. I liked when he woke up with Homer’s Vegas wife, “So whattaya say, you wanna give ol’ Abe another term in the Oval Office?”
Evenin pups…
are we all chattin about ‘devil’ music…I’m late to the party?
Ya left out all the DFH bands.
Yeah, I know, time is precious.
Still . . . . GIMME AN F!!!!
*G*
Thankee for the kind words.
I like the band’s “let’s just play” aesthetic. It’s live & fuzzy, exuberant.
I don’t object to the “sexualization” of the music Hegelin is sniffy about, but I do object to its lack of being very much fun.
I do admire how Lady Gaga is a genuine freak who pisses off people I don’t much care for, though. I applaud that sort of thing.
*bowsdeeply*
Sheesh, indeed.
*G*
I’m guessing that (as usual) Fox’s censors didn’t get the joke.
Pretty much.
Yep.
End of story.
Good luck Doc, and to all of us.
Yeah, but this is before the the DFH bands. That awful devil’s music was going to destroy the moral fiber of our youth and western civilization pretty much my whole life. Somehow we have managed to keep muddling along and some things at least are markedly better than when I was born (under Truman!).
‘Teach your children well…’ good advice!
I surely do miss those days. All cuddled up in bed.
Fox’s censors ARE the joke.
Yes. Several year ago a guy helped me get under some wires and got shocked. It nearly killed him. Trial was this week and the hanging of those wires had been farmed out to several sub-contractors. Each of them had lawyers. Out of all the people there, none of them saw nuthin’. The guy who got electrocuted couldn’t remember nuthin’. So I was the tackling dummy for everyone he was suing.
‘Kin badgers, indeed.
This is OUR mountain, dang it.
;-)
The last time I got called for jury duty, both the prosecutor & the defense atty seemed to quite like me during voir dire until the last offhanded question, which was “do you have any hobbies”? I said, “well, I have this blog…”
The looks of horror on both their faces: priceless.
I was having a Guinness in the bar across the street from the courthouse fifteen minutes later, having been roundly thanked for my civic mindedness.
Me too! “Make Way for the Highway” read ten thousand times…
Reading and telling stories to children is a very ancient tradition and makes for loving bonds…the TeeVee seems to have taken over that role in many households…sadly!
Check out this video. It is about reading!
Oh and it’s not safe for work. I has Thers dirty words.
A GREAT catchy song. Great production values.
Fuck Me Ray Bradbury
Everbutt Sang Along Now
Wow, I am so sorry.
They will make you pay for paying attention and being honest.
*shakesfist*
Chris and Edve -
The other thing I miss is rocking and singing them to sleep. Dang, I’m getting all sentimental. Ah, me. And, I’m too old to blame hormones.
You need a consultation with Ted Nugent.
ROTFLMAO! That was fucking awesome!
Demi,
I miss the funny laugh fest when they told me how they really felt about a story. We laughed until we cried.
Clifton Clowers, Birds, Bears, Bees
*G*
demi…
there is absolutely nothing wrong with being sentimental about rockin and singing to your lil ones to sleep…it goes to the very core of your heart and their’s…too soon they are grown and move on to other things!
Ugh, that bites.
I dunno, Family Guy and American Dad have really pushed the envelope. Fortunately the DVDs are unbleeped for those of us who like our cartoons especially profane.
Time to wrap it up here. Splendid evening to all.
Hee hee
Gaga is nothing but a marketing concept, with little talent IMHO.
We can talk about other music I’m sure.
I’d take Madonna, any day, and I HATE pop music and the MTV+ generations.
*G*
Nighters! Thing I will toddle off as well. I plan to challenge the mountains once again in the morning. Probably work out about as well as my assault on the trout this morning (no fish, but lovely scenery and no people).
g’nite ratty
G’nite rat…be well!
Thank you. I’m waiting for the grans to come along. (tapping foot)
The thing is, I waited until 30 for my first one who is 27 and she’s waiting until 30 also. And, I’m glad she’s having her life, working on her Master’s, and all that, but, but…
Well, this dawg’s ready for horizontal time. With a book. PS, sometimes I read out loud to the dog. Don’t tell anyone.
Good night, all.
G’nite Doc…rest well
g’nite dr (pause) dick
g’nite demi
Peaceful-Dreams to Rat, Dr. D and the rest of you when you get there.
Suz!
OK, I’m toasty. Niters mes amis.
g’nite thers
Grans are so special and lots of fun…and their parents think you’re casting spells cause the kids listen to you but not them!!!
G’nite demi…pleasant dreams
BBC- The Choir. I’m in love.
Nite thers!
Winz da intertoobz tonite.
Damn, yer good.
“Incominig!!!!!!!”
So tell me, how do they explain when Pat Boone covered ‘Smoke On The Water’ and other satanic rituals?
I may need that tactic, soon.
May a cold Irish brew lay at the end of my travail!
*G*
(‘kin brilliant)
That one may not have been as much satanic, as sadistic.
Well, after all Pat was a direct descendant of the famous Daniel Boone…and that dood smoked a lot on the water!
*G*
All in the interpretation of the village elders and the aldermen.
*G*
*speechless*
*G*
Speakin Of Speechless, She Still Leaves Me Speechless, Then
LeSigh.
Song breaks out at 1:40, still . . . .
Just saying….
i don’t get bbc on my basic cable
More Maria, Pre Midnight Camels, At Her Best. What A Voice.
What a face! What a heartthrob.
lol
Suz, I’m burnin it up now, so I don’t burn up LLN later.
Thers and the rest of them are long gone . . . ;-)
Maria…fine singin…bless her
you not gonna be around for lln tonight?
Christine…please enlighten me…the Choir?
Sorry Suzanne. Try YouTube for The Choir — just a guess.
Heh, Kweskin covered this.
I Have It On Vinyl, Maria Lead
Never HEARD of these guys, but I like ‘em!
Nice!
I’ll hang a bit!
Just trying to get my music on early, so as to not overdue it at LLN!
*G*
BBC right now — a wonderfully trained choir master lends his hand to local British schools…
OK…now I know…thank you…
Did the you toobz and got ‘Stand by Me’…wow!
i give you permission to overdue the links at lln dood — glad you will hang a bit
Larue…you always gots your ‘music on’ man! Not to worry…
Anyway, MrCE and I are in love with “The Choir”
Yeah, I have 3 or 4 Vanguard vinyl’s of Kweskin, with Maria, Geoff, Jim.
Um, the other git, Amos Garrett, who with Geoff Mulduar went to Butterfield’s Band for that one record and a few performances. Man were THEY great.
The best one is their Vanguard Double Album Greatest Hits.
Song after song, all hot and nasty and great.
If Your’e A Viper
Sadie Green
Uh, 30 others I can’t recall off my head . . . lol
Google up Kweskin and Greatest Hits Vanguard.
I sweah, any Pups will be enthralled if they never heard this stuff.
After that, I’d suggest, google up Old Crow Medicine Crow youtubes.
Here’s A Classic, With Gillian and David
An Old One From OCMS, But It’s Grand. Baseball Story!
“Hand in hand yer arm round mine, Oh Caroline.”
Sigh, I miss festing, and the camp music pickin, and this shit.
LeSigh.
Sigh.
Yeah, I get freaky with my grass, old timey, americana and such.
Bless you and Suz . . . both . . *G*
I hear ya…but keep on truckin…that’s the thing about good music…takes you from here to there and back again…righteous!
Blessin’s going round and coming right back to ya brother!
Thanks hoss.
I just thought of a diary I’m gonna write.
I threw away my FIRST pair of sandals today.
I came by them REALLY late in life.
They were GRAND at fests for the years I had them.
Lots of weird and twisted and turved turns in the story.
Heh, I think you and Suz got me to it . . .
Thanks!
Up for tomorrow, before I crash tonite after LLN.
*G*
Sandals, festing, music, kewl feets.
LeSigh.
Damn I’m a melon collie tonite.
Woof.
Closing with my all time fav OCMS song, other than the Wagon Wheel.
This one is the schizz.
James River Blues!
“Now Where’s A Boatman To Go”.
*G*
Ever heard anything similar in the states Christine?
I have heard quite a few songs by the boy’s choir of Princeton in Jersey…they were pretty good!
fawn = baby deer
faun = rural deity having the body of a man and the horns, ears, tail, and sometimes legs of a goat :~)
Man, the memories that make you feel it deep, are the ones that last the longest, that’s the beauty of it all!
Caroline, oh Caroline…yeah!
Lady Gaga’s giant bus and van drove right by my house today.
hey teddy –was that a good thing or a bad thing? how was your sunset tonight?
Sounds like alley cats fighting at midnight.