Woman welder attaching pipe angles. (photo: Arthur S. Siegel, Library of Congress)

Hey, Ms. Rivlin, that’s some sweet job you’ve got there, sitting behind a paper-covered desk reading spreadsheets and reports from your BFFs, and trading e-mails with rich people like your buddy Peter Peterson. I know you’ll want to keep doing that forever. Who wouldn’t? Rubbing shoulders with the high and mighty, deciding the fate of the little people…

Just once, Alice, just once, get out of the office and go find this woman, or the one who holds this job today. Tell her she has to keep doing it until she is 70 before she can collect full Social Security. Explain, as only someone as smart and entitled as you are can, that you understand she might feel cheated, because she has paid for her benefits so the rich could have their tax cuts, but after all, we have to share the pain so we can have lots of war money. If you can work until you are going on 80, the least she can do is work until she is 70.

And you, Alan Simpson, take a look at this guy (this is copyrighted, please click through, you won’t regret it). He may be French, but there are lots of guys in America with jobs like his and no one like Willy Ronis to take their picture. Get out of your air-conditioned office, into your air-conditioned limo and onto your air-conditioned jet and find one of those guys and tell him to his steel-smeared face that you are still working at 79, and there isn’t any reason he can’t work until he is 70 before getting his full Social Security benefits. Don’t mention the fact that he has been paying extra so you could pay less. It would just confuse his little brain, and you know better than he does anyway.

Anybody can buy some experts to make up fake town halls and talk to self-selected concerned citizens. Until you find the courage to face real working Americans, stay the hell out of their lives.