A couple months ago, he tossed out this knee-slapper:
During a conversation with the College of New Jersey’s student publication, the Perspective, Huckabee reiterated his support for an Arkansas law that would ban same-sex couples from adopting children…”Children are not puppies”
No, children are not puppies, apparently they are sausage casings.
And as he prepares his act for Iowa’s finest mall Chik-Fil-A’s, Mike Huckabee has more material. Between prayer vigils over the Gulf and getting Levi Johnston out of the house…yet again, Palin recently let slip her ambivalence about pot, and Huckabee made ready the rim-shot:
After Sarah Palin made these comments she then produced a gram of coke from her purse and did line after line on the glass table…This is gonna be on YouTube. I can feel it coming on.
You Tube is also not a puppy.



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What is the progressive position here. Pot should be legal but coke should be…what? Demand for both appears to be going up in any case.
Joke or shrewd guess? They report, you decide.
What is Mrs. H doing to that poor dog? Someone call the Arkansas ASPCA ASAP.
And another clown show: Top allied commander apologizes for magazine profile
Huckabee is indescribably silly.
Funniest of all is that Huckabee is taking Sarah down for trying to say a few reasonable things about pot and not coming up with anything bizarre or incontinent. Why heck, she was even using sentences!
http://www.veoh.com/browse/videos/category/comedy/watch/v20199492hBQXMXnT
Good morning, pups. It’s Brooks, Cohen and Herbert this morning. Bobo has taken a page from MoDo’s instruction manual on column writing and has started to produce fiction. With pretty much the same results. In “Faustus Makes a Deal” he gurgles that from the confluence of recent events, one might think the Democrats had made a deal with the devil — and still managed to lose. Mr. Cohen is in Johannesburg and sends us “The Loose Vuvuzela,” in which he says Diego Maradona goes with inspiration in an asymmetrical world. Mr. Herbert, in “When Greatness Slips Away,” says as we become increasingly accustomed to helplessness, the greatness of the United States is steadily disappearing.
Here they are.
The coffee and tea are ready, the cold drinks are in the fridge, and I’ve got a selection of bagels with cream cheese. We didn’t get the expected rain yesterday, even though those clouds looked hopeful, so I’m off to water the garden. Have a great day.
Neptune was discovered by mathematical calculation, based solely on observation of peturbations in the orbit of Uranus. I’m unwilling to discount the deduction of this backwoods philosopher out of hand. He may be Beck Network News’ Le Verrier.
Wow. It looks to me like Obama’s gonna hafta fire McChrystal.
Google “Suzy Shuster Mike Huckabee son’s History of Animal Cruelty”
My god, I hope that the gay community can keep puppies away from the Huckabee family.
Would someone please tell the Huckabee men that vertical stripes are not necessarily slimming? My eyes! My eyes!
MMFA has an interesting piece up on Huckabee and gay marriage. Essentially, his opposition boils down to religion and “the ick factor.” Religion is a BS excuse, check out the Biblical stories of Ruth & David, who speak of their same-sex partners in something other than a heterosexual manner. That pretty much just leaves “the ick factor” as a motivation to deny others their rights as human beings.
He has appointed a commission to study the problem of how to get a bi-partisan committee to determine whether Chrystal Meth should, in fact, be fired or just relocated to another war.
And there’s this gem:
If we’re going to talk ick factor, I think it might apply to heterosexual sex as well. Unless I’m the only one, and I’m sure I’m not, when I was first learned what went on, I was appalled. Actually, I didn’t believe that my parents would do such a disgusting thing.
Good morning all.
I’m not ready to type about sex or war yet this morning. Maybe after some coffee.
ROTFL!
McChrystal to the woodshed.
Raising my hand, here. When I first figured it out and asked my mom about it, she said yes it is yucky, but it’s what a wife does for her husband. Oh, great. Thanks for that perspective, mom.
For a spanking…Oooooh the goopers love a good spanking maybe he could get Vitter to do it.
Juan Cole sez O has to fire McChrystal. Yeah, I’ll hold my breath waiting for that one. Not.
LOL…that could scar you for life.
More magical thinking from Juan Cole from my link above.
More from the link, some background on the McChrystal-Eicheberry feud.
Sounds very progressive.
Don’t forget the time she slipped and said that she and Todd were once struggling financially until Todd got a good Union job.
Orszag is leaving the administration.
You hit 11 on the Snark-O-Meter today son.
Well done!