I have to say: to every English dear friend, polite acquaintance, or total prick, with whom I have ever had a soccer program related activity discussion, ha ha ha. Because (checking final score) oh yeah, you didn’t win by 400+ in the first minute.

Of course this result totally makes us forgive you limey bastards for destroying the Gulf of America…. Ha ha ha! Not!

Jingoism will save us now. That and our ultimate weapon, Elizabeth Lambert, who is basically Dick Cheney only more spry and not on a global scale…. YET.

If she isn’t running for at least state office on a Palinbagger ticket, I’d like to know why.

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