I hope they at least fluoridated that crude — or is that too much of a conspiracy for Haley Barbour?

…if a small animal got coated enough with it, it could smother it. But if you got enough toothpaste on you, you couldn’t breathe.

Hey look, crestfully clean!

Feel free to send those photos to Brit Hume at [email protected].

There’s a good question today if you are standing on the Gulf, and that is: Where is the oil?

And speaking of oil, the “anointed” Republican hero of the Gulf (in addition to Haley Barbour of course), Bobby Jindal has a special message for the ‘Murican people on what a hero does heroically:

Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal wrote President Obama a letter on Wednesday criticizing his decision to implement a temporary moratorium of deepwater drilling in the Gulf of Mexico.

Because clearly nothing has happened to make Bobby Jindal rethink his priorities of drill, baby, drill.