In the news from Sydney, Australia:

An Australian kookaburra bird is undergoing personal training after growing too fat to fly because she ate too many sausages.

The kookaburra got into trouble with her weight when residents at a Sydney park began feeding her sausages at barbecues.

Fortunately, we also have a video report on the pudgy sausage snacker:

Okay, I really wanted to ask if someone’s been feeding the kook(aburra) named Rush extra sausages, too, but I just won’t go there.

And yes, the kookaburra is known as the laughing kookaburra:

What are you laughing at tonight?