Drive by ZED!!!

Our Birdie friend..

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nitey nitey Pups…………

g’nite nahant

Way to hang in there!
Hey ES

and Shake ‘Em On Down is just a great tune!

Leak?

Watchin’ Ice Cube on Jimmy. Very late — MsCE in from NYC tonight. Glorious summer night with full moon hanging in bright yellow.

Is it a full moon? Our skies are hangin’ so low I have no idea!! Rain, showers, downpours with small sun breaks. Wind. Spring has sprung in the Pacific Northwest.

we got clouds

gusher.

did you see the video at this seminal diary? there’s another, bigger leak

I still like this…it calls to me.

I stood outside last hour and admired the beautiful moon! Racoons all over, as well.

Beautiful here, goodness — hey! it is a holiday weekend.

We’re getting rain every other day, just as a tease for when the 95+ days arrive in a week or two.

Chris, did you see the Maddow piece tonight on the big tunnel being dug in NYC?

I’m not a fan of raccoons all over. We had a huge over population until they all died off with Parvo. Which was very sad to watch happen, in a “nature will take her coarse” way. They’re nasty little beasts.

Yes I did! THAT was amazing. And, I’m a geek too.

They are nasty, and we have just one family — IN MY YARD. I think that the neighborhood is overwhelmed.

Too bad junk shot didn’t work. If it had I had a couple of commercials ready.

“When BP needed golf balls to plug their leak they didn’t go to just any golf ball manufacturer. They went to Titleist, the most trusted ball in golf is now the most trusted ball in the Gulf.”

- Titleist. We have the best balls.

Do you remember the tv series Beauty and the Beast from 1987…Linda Hamilton.

Good night all.

Oh oh, we had that. Even the dogs were wary, one dog was a giant schnauzer/giant german shepherd mix who was almost drowned by a raccoon luring her into the water and grabbing/sitting on her face. She would swim at least a mile back and forth up the beach every day trying to get herons. The neighbors would think a sea lion had moved in, but it was only Zoey doing marine patrol. And that coon almost got her.

ok, are you asking me that because you suspect that I have a secret desire to ‘date’ either? or both?

and yes, i remember it…

Here is another commercial

Cut to roughneck on MUD boat, he’s filthy covered with drilling mud.

Camera cuts to him dumping shredded rubber bits into a batch of mud.

“When the call went out for stopping power in the form of car tires my first thought was Bridgestone tires. They stop my car, why wouldn’t they stop this leak?

I didn’t think the people would listen to me, I’m just a roughneck, but when we talked to the scientists in Houston they said, “You want to stop an oil blow out with tires that blow out? That’s so crazy it just might work! And it did.”

-Bridgestone stopping blow outs–on the streets and in the ocean.

and i am also a geek

the best golf shots have backspin, so there you go.

Just a driveby. Bob Herbert again shows why he is the only writer left at the New York Times worth reading.

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/05/29/opinion/29herbert.html

Can’t we just mix the dead fish with the rubber shreds to make an aggregated paste and find the right catalyst?
Now that we’re shooting shit into blow holes? For the thrill of having a plan and an action.

I have been searching for a retort…
All I came up with is… Bridgestone is also Firestone, and we know how Firestone dealt with blowouts…

They may try clogging the faulty blowout preventer with shredded tires, knotted rope, and golf balls in a process known as a “junk shot.”

-Brian Palmer, Slate

Cut to fishing village off the coast of Louisiana.

A group of fish wives are sitting around tying knots in pieces of rope.

Ambient sound Seagulls, water lapping against dock.

Cut to first woman in group.
‘When they came to us and asked if we could tie 50,000 knots in rope in 3 days we thought they were crazy. But if someone who makes $6 million dollars a year suggested it he must know what he is doing.
Most of us are over 60, but we know knots. We worked straight through the nights, but we delivered the knotted rope on time. Someone clocked me tying 420 knots an hour. And the rope we used? Hemp.

-Hemp, is there anything it can’t do?

You know I was going to do some kind of Firestone blow out thing as a way to regain their good name, but I didn’t have a good enough joke.

Here is another BP antilogo from my friend, Chris.

The logo didn’t show up.

Yeah, but I think they have a big recycle program to promote in used tires. Aka; Public service and Community Awareness, etc,etc,etc..
Shoot it into the blow hole, man.

If we can’t get Aquaman we need “Matter Eater Lad” I don’t know if his super powers extend to drinking oil or not.

yeah, not much humor in freeway blowouts
that hired Andretti to spokes-wank for them right after…
maybe there’s something in that.

Personally, I think we need to focus on the needs of the people down there and make a new country for them, BP Land. There must be someplace we can relocate these citizens. Arizona? Not much water like they’re used to but lot’s of space.

OOps, make that new county for them. Federal emergency funds are going to need to be ssssttttretched so we can continue to do Empire Oil work in the ME, and pretend to support our United States infrastructure.

Strange. It shows up when I click the link. It is a facebook link though.

Finding humor in this is hard. Jon Stewart mocked the names of the attempts and the plans themselves.

I’m mocking the way that people want to be associated with winners but not losers. And corporations really will want to run away from BP. What if they couldn’t. What if they were contractually obligated to keep displaying the logo and the brand and their association with them. What would they do? See Mary Landrieu.

So the BP race car? What would they do?

Destroying two areas of the globe at once. Who says our government can’t multitask.

Creepy race car. Creepy oil corp.

It takes me to Facebook and says I can’t see that page.

That is because he is your friend not mine.

The scariest one I saw had the outline of the Vietnam general shooting that other guy only they were using a gas hose instead of a gun.

They can steal a page from Disney. Castmembers in a perfect fantasy land where corporations are responible citizens. Already have a great couple of ride names. Ride the junkshot.

dog bless Helen of Margaret and Helen:

Honestly, do Republicans put their guns down long enough to wipe their asses or do they just take a chance and occasionally wound themselves in the privates?

Yeah, and Shoot The Plume, you go way down into the dark murky at eject up at heart racing speed. Good call.

Thanks, I forget to check in with those two.

I saw that, too. Very effective.

Lord! That is great.

Okay, night all. I really am ready to watch a fluffy movie. A movie of no political import.
Sweet dreams.
peace

Build a casino with a pool out in front. They can have a model oil platform go down in flames every thirty minutes on the dot.

This looks promising for the future, anyway:
Microbes ate 95 percent of pollutant in Welsh study

Hebert is an oracle of truth

Is it time to boycott Shell Oil stations?

Ah, John Sinclair and Wayne Kramer. I’m having MC5 flashbacks here…

Good morning, pups. It’s Collins, Blow and Herbert today. In “Aalabama Goes Viral” Ms. Collins says this has been a peculiar political year even for Alabama, where viral campaign videos are turning heads. Mr. Blow says “Give Them Something They Can Feel,” and that when it comes to the BP oil spill, President Obama should show more emotion and less reserve. Mr. Herbert, in “An Unnatural Disaster,” says the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico is the latest disaster to result from an unholy alliance of government and giant corporations.

Here they are.

The coffee and tea are ready, and I’ve got blueberry pancakes for breakfast. It’s gotten light enough outside that I can go and get some work done in the garden before the heat starts. Have a great day and a wonderful long weekend.

When will the U.S. stop coddling corporate criminals? By the way that unholy alliance of government and giant corporations is classically termed fascism. Let’s here the f’in media call it what it is!

Yeah…that’s the future and the past…a microbial world.

R.I.P. Fred Sonic Smith

There’s gotta be an ad that can be done with that clip of Kosmo Kramer whackin’ golf balls into the Ocean…

“Hired by BP professionals like Kosmo Kramer are using their special skills to block the Deepwater Rigs blow out…”

Golf Balls and Junk Shot

Live feed. Doesn’t look like “mud.” Looks like oil. Were the Mayans on to something?

http://www.bp.com/liveassets/bp_internet/globalbp/globalbp_uk_english/homepage/STAGING/local_assets/bp_homepage/html/rov_stream.html

Given that the U.S. embraces capital punishment it’s time to put these criminals that destroy ecosystems on trial for the their lives. To see a CEO and Board of Directors tried, convicted and executed would send shock waves through the criminal corporate class.

What’s the difference between someone that robs a bank with a six shooter and a corporate criminal that robs the U.S. public of it’s wealth? The corporate criminals buy government that then writes laws making their theft legal.