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Earlier Cynthia was musing about two different flavors of “conservative” stupid: the citizenship-stripping Liebermongery, and solemn pronouncements that Miranda warnings have magic powers. Both are indeed as dumb as they are dogmatic. Citizen-stripping and ending Miranda warnings for arrested terrorists would be utterly pointless as far as coping with terrorism goes, but both are deeply-held tenets of wingnut fundamentalism nonetheless. As is the perhaps even more absurd but devoutly held article of goobery right-wing faith that unless everyone screams out OMIGOD TEH MUSLIMS ARE COMING TO KILL US every time some geek with a grievance fails to properly set his underpants on fire, America is doomed, or, rather, Dooooooooomed. Hi there, Stephen Hayes, you spectacularly incompetent paranoid hack.
So, three attacks in six months, by attackers with connections to the global jihadist network—connections that administration officials have gone out of their way to diminish.
The most striking thing about all three attacks is not what we heard, but what we haven’t heard. There has been very little talk about the global war that the Obama administration sometimes acknowledges we are fighting and virtually nothing about what motivates our enemy: radical Islam.
Holy shit!
It is not enough for the president to recognize that we’re at war. He has to lead us in the fight.
If only Obama were to say, “what is good in life: to crush radical Islam, to see radical Islamists driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the radical Islamist women,” why, that would spell the end of half-assed bombing attempts in Times Square carried out by sad, addled, easily-led, maladjusted incompetents.
Such people are dangerous, no doubt. And the Taliban are mad bastards. But are we really at war with these clowns?
I should say not. To say so seems to me to gravely overstate the threat, which is serious, but in no way existential, and to create a bizarre false equivalence.
But I guess if your whole paid gig involves hysteria in the service of ill-advised wars, you gotta keep churning out crap like this. It’s a living! For you, at least, for others, it involves a whole lot of dying…



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saTHERSday nite live!
If we give up the war on Terror Poofs, doesn’t that make us Poof-ier?
*wrist waving*
Ther-rorism!
Poofiest.
*courtsies*
Like we were talking about earlier wrt Krauthammer, for Hayes and ilk, it pays too well to let some other schmuck rake in all that green.
SaTHERSday Night Live!
Look at it this way: if the Republicans don’t have wars going on continuously, they’ll have to learn to understand women.
hahahaha
Yep. With their curlers on. And who wants THAT?
Oh, absolutely. Wingnuttery is immensely profitable once you’ve got that gig.
Isn’t Stephen Hayes the court biographer to Darth Cheney? I guess that grants him an All-Access media pass for all time.
But it doesn’t make him right. Ever.
Heh. Or, say, K-Lo might have to learn to understand herself…
I’ve accepted that I’ll never understand women OR men.
Oh, and a preemptive happy Mother’s Day to all the mas out there.
Zing!
Who’s the poofiest? Who? Who?
Well, THAT’s never gonna happen, so I guess it’s forever-war on their watch.
It is an honor just to be nominated…
I nominate myself, Queen of Terror.
Be afraid! *canapes for all!*
My little tiny socialist sandwiches shall subvert ye all! BWAHHAHAHAHAH!
And what’s all this crap about ‘diminishing’ the war effort? I guess Obama hasn’t been to Dover to meet the dead as much as Bush. Or had the First Lady work on military family issues, like Laura did constantly.
Oh, wait –
The same!
Here he is getting his head & other body parts handed to him by Jon Stewart.
does that mean you are kinda like the queen in alice in wonderland?
Yep! Only eat the cucumber and cream cheese canapes. I’m not responsible for the others.
but with more pronounced mood swings. :)
twas a thang of beauty
*grrr*
Here, have this lovely ham canape!
Thanks! Mmmm, ham! (drool)
If you ever figure out how to type that sound Homer makes please let me know.
When do they slink away in shame?
Or, even, when does ONE of them slink away in shame?
Surely the burden of constant wrongness weighs on them like other mortals, no?
Dang! – you have confounded me. *googles madly*
Jon’s scalpel is as good as his chainsaw.
Good luck. I can’t even make the sound. Sort of a combined moan and gargle. My failed attempts cause Bob to roll his eyes.
I know I shouldn’t eat thee but, hmm, sacrilicious…
Indeed. Too bad there is this nation no such thing as “shame,” or else Hayes would have had to get a new line of work years ago…
Oh, that Bob.
He just doesn’t understand what it means to sacrifice for art.
*the google records a spike in traffic of googles for homer’s drooling moan causing their tech folks to start to crave donuts*
Shame is one thing. Getting paid is another. And Hayes gets paid!
He just danced to the current CD for a minute then walked over and gave me a kiss so we’re cool.
the money stream gets cut off if they admit they were/are wrong?
Loves me some ceiling waffle…
mmm, ceiling waffle…
Oh yes. David Brock has a lot to say about this, for instance.
Is Bob potty trained?
There should be a fucking Homer tag on the internets…
” End homer
Radical Islam, such as the Saudis second biggest export, Wahabbism, is a problem…! However, it’s hardly the casus belli as our illegal invasions and Predator strikes are in creating terrorists…! 8-(
Sounds to me like the dude has some fucked up daddy issues.
It’s a prerequesite for being a right wing fuck tard apparently.
I googled “how do you spell the Homer drooling sound?” and got a lot of hits. Closest phonetic spelling is probably “uhhhHHHhhrghhhuuuuHHHggrruhhhHHhh”
You can hear it here.
homer drooling .wav
hey busted — long time no see your fonts dood
LOL! That’s it!
Smooch.
He has sort of trained himself. I layer newspapers throughout his domain but he pretty much only goes in two places, so it’s easy to remove the top layer of paper and voila! He will actually stop whatever he is doing and walk several feet to his self designated spot, conduct his business and then return.
They just won’t be satisfied until we throw all our rights into a volcano. THEN we’ll be safe, darn it!
OK, niters all, I is wavering.
Well, damn. RF gave the Homer word. Now I’m out of magic words.
What the hell else makes terrorism go “poof”?
“This Garment needs to be drycleaned?”
g’nite thers
ruby slippers?
niters
That powerful little incantation now has it’s own chapter in the WH intern orientation manual.
Heh.
exactly!
On a serious note, I just don’t know what it’s going to take to get the people on the planet to get on the same wavelength.
I really wish we could.
i am hoping the gusher in the gulf is starting to wake folks to the corporate fuckery that has infiltrated our government
Me too.
I thought this was amusing. I started to google “how much for that little dogma in the window?”
After I had typed “how much for?” in the google search window the auto-complete feature offered the following suggestions:
Well, then he does a better job than my chihuahua. She has a designated (washable) rug she pees on, but whenever someone comes over, she’s so happy to see them that she shits.
It’s really embarrassing.
LOL!
I’m on my way over! “g”
Must be hell at Christmas.
Ain’t America grand?
ohmy loohoo — i shouldn’t laugh but…
Well, it’s safe tonight. My brothers brought over my long lost nephews and all hell broke loose on the shitting front.
I can almost detect a pattern…
Well, if people would learn to call before they come, I could put her out! On Christmas I’m prepared.
You Are One Of The Funniest Humans On The Intertubes!
LOL!
Everyone laughs. It’s like she thinks she’s giving them a gift. Weirdest thing I’ve ever seen in a dog. And I’ve had many.
Sharks wins the series…! ;-)
Just the chihuahua, I hope..?
That’s twice you’ve made be burst out laughing. Thanks for the merriment (really sorry about your carpet, though). Please give your doggy a (gentle) hug for me.
Calling it a night, splendid evening to all.
*Nahant head-sploddin’ alert!!!*
g’nite rat
You know it…! ;-)
Oh, pshaw! But it’s an honor to be nominated. Back at ya!
Smooches upon you. Me, I’m just a “wannabe.”
Good night, ratfood.
SNL with Betty White, and LN FDL — lots of laughs tonight!
hey there busted
omg, weed came up three times!
Evening Pups!
Loo Hoo, your dog sounds like a wingnut.
Hiya Teddy.
I missed you and Patrick when you were up this way, dang it.
and my sat nite cartoon (its a goodie)
Maybe next time?
Cartoons! Yay!
Yea! Looking forward to it!
She’s normally pretty good. But she is a case like no other.
Toons!
This is going to be just hit and run for me. Take care all.