April 15, 2010 (Roiders News Service)
Green Bay, Wisconsin
Charmin Paper Company today announced that Charmin is the official toilet paper of the Tea Party.
"This is the kind of ‘movement’ we can really get behind," said a company spokesman. "Being chosen as the official TP of the TP opens up a vast swath of the American market. After all, these people have an exceptionally high need for our product."
For his part, famed company icon Mr. Whipple quipped, "Please don’t squeeze the Palins. They are full up to their eyebrows."