How pleasing! According to one of Ole Yeller’s Big Stupid Web-Sites, a “comedy rap video slams Obama,” and it goes about as well as you’d expect from a “rap song” put together by young white conservatives– one of whom, as SEK points out, was responsible for this amusing World Nut Daily video about how Uganda is right to execute homosexuals. Jesse Taylor looks at this new “comedy rap video” and finds the comedy very funny, as does Spencer, who is especially tickled at how the tune
repeatedly addresses the first black president as “boy”; has a lyric in which a rapper imagining herself as a soldier in Iraq declares herself “sick of smelling like a mosque after Ramadan”; and then features a birther talking about how Obama isn’t an American.
And indeed, Mister Molotov is quite the specimen. Here’s a page with all of his Comedy Classics — each of which is preceded with an advertisement featuring the young woman who does the “boy” chorus in the video, pitching a DVD which you can buy if you are the sort of person who believes Obama was born in Kenya but worries that “your friends will think you’re crazy” if you say so out loud. I am not making that up.
One of the fascinating (from a forensic perspective) episodes of the recent CPAC Cavalcade of Kooky was the nut-to-nut confrontation between World Nut Daily’s Joseph Farah and Big Stupid Screechy Andy Breitbart, specifically over the Obama Birther stuff. That all has become even more fascinating — because here we have a Big Stupid Website promoting a “comedy rap video,” introduced by a professional black conservative, who is also, by the way, a person capable of saying things like ” a lot of liberals aren’t into sports and have disdain for organized competition,” which shows you how much contempt the man has for himself and how willing he is to sing stupid cliches for his supper.
Because, you know, there is nothing especially “comic” about this “comedy” in this “comedy rap video.” The “performers” believe every single stupid word they utter, and to be blunt, it escapes me how this attempt to mimic the a particular form of cultural production isn’t anything but updated blackface minstrel cakewalking bullshit. Only more incompetent.
Oh, and the comments thread to the Big Stupid post is priceless. Some scattered gems:
OMG….WTF….OTP….Kicked butt in the last minute and a half. There is HOPE for the American youth for a CHANGE. Spread the word. OTP sounds good to me. get rid of this ant-American idjut moslem home boy traitor.
Although not my favorite type of music… this ROCKS or hip hops or whatever. I am going to have it cranking when the kids visit… cannot wait to see the expression on their face when they think I have totally flipped out
Can’t wait for both Obama and rap people to disappear completely in the pages of history.
RAP,… RAp,… Rap,….dumb,… dumb,… dumb,…. but must admit,…..
this is the most rap i have ever listened to
And whatever.



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Is it ThersWednesday already? Where did the week disappear to?
Evening all.
HiYa….Aren’t congratulations in order?
All hail Thers!
Thersday night!
When will they ever learn that conservative and cool are like a warm shit sandwich?
Hey, Kassie!
Thank you! I have had so many cool emails and comments on my facebook page. :D
Hi SnarKy, hi Thers.
There are so many legitimate reasons to criticize the administration, it’s a shame (although inevitable) that this sort of “comedy” exists.
Good…and we’re really proud of you over here..Just fantastic
You are of course correct, but being conservatives, with so many legitimate reasons to criticize him, they just make up some others.
Oh my, Thers, you have delved deeply in the Idiosphere tonight.
Thanks! (I think)
So, are you going to get a Princeton tiger tattoo like Reagan Secretary of State George Schultz? Or are you waiting to hear from another lucky school?
Oh I am getting one as soon as the scholarship and financial aid stuff is settled. I can already vote, graduate HS, get married, and join the military. Must be time for a tat.
Of course the things we would criticize are mostly things they have no problem with, like the fact that he is Bush Redux so they have to invent reasons to dislike him.
Joining the big leagues,heh? Not bad for a little Texican girl. Congratulations!
Racism is as American as maggot pie.
And as deep as the shit in a Republican’s mouth.
Remember the ala mode!
Congrats Cassie!
You’ve earned them, Milady.
Best of luck at Princeton. It will be the time of your life. :)
It was this or Chick Norris…
Honestly, though, this is all such a 1990s rerun. Criticize the administration on substance, defend it against the loonies.
Congratulations, Kassie! Talk about “local girl makes good!”
Sadly true. The Rethugs seem to hate Gooper Lites like Clinton and Obama worse than actual progressives.
Tell that white boy he don’t RAP!.. no way no how.. he just doesn’t have it in him genetically..
Looked and sounded like the result of a thought experiment: what would it be like if Dr. Dre produced a rap song with the Klan?
The “debate” between Grayson and Bachmann on LK tonight should provide some useful material.
Apparently it’ll be about the same time they learn that racism is about as funny as a rubber crutch.
Except that then, the Democratic president was black.
Oh, wait…
That is rather like bringing a toothpick to a carpet bombing, isn’t it?
The more things change, the more I want to hit myself on the head with a brick.
I’m out of booze, though.
You already subject yourself to the worst in right-wing bigot filth just to give us something to talk about. Put down the brick.
Beats talking to my relatives.
Touche.
Like a debate on evolution vs creationism. Zero common ground.
I thought you lived on a mountain, you mean you don’t operate a still?
What do you expect? One side is talking about 150 years of accumulated scientific data encompassing multiple fields. The other is talking about stuffing the entire biodiversity of the earth into a boat the size of a football field. What common ground can there be?
Couldn’t God create evolution?
This is the end
We all walk the plank?
Hey, maybe that’s why there’re no dinosaurs left. Noah keelhauled the lot of ‘em.
This is may favorite version, which I show the last day of class in my intro class. Sets the mood for the final.
The existence of God, like Creationism is based on faith, not science. Evolution is a science, so the answer is no. If you can prove the existence of God, I will reconsider.
Maybe the dinosaurs he brought on board were the same gender. Checking the privates on humongous carnivores might have been above his pay grade.
While I would generally agree with you, being indifferent to the existence or not of deities, there a number of people, including biological scientists, who would agree with Cassie and see no necessary conflict.
Hee hee.
I have in my wicked past had potin, thought — po-cheen, Irish moonshine. The good stuff, too. Very dangerous stuff.
Two Words … Raquel Welch !
*Ducks and runs*
After I get to college I will take philosophy classes and then I will prove the existence of God.
I hope it was better than the Ozark double run white lightning I had. Shit will take the paint off a table clear down to the floor.
I often refer to our era as The Rear End Times.
You can get a bonus for that on your FAFSA.
Attagirl, er … Future Madam President !
And congrats on Princeton … they don’t know how lucky they are to have you.
Time for me to toddle off. I have my seminar tomorrow and we are making decisions about graduate student admissions soon, so I have to wade through those files.
For those scientists it is a self serving rationalization intended to minimize cognitive dissonance.
Good poitin is far more evil — basically, water of life. Not much taste, no appreciable kick, until you’re wondering about what happened to those major motor functions.
When you ramscallions have had a taste of Jamaican Diesel, you will know GOD !
Moving on up to the big time! Congrats! Watch out for Campus Republicans, Young Americans for Freedom, Aggressive Missionary Training Corps, frat rats and other assorted whackos.
I wish you luck. In pursuit of that objective you will certainly be in good company. :-)
Definitely want to avoid open flames.
Shame on you! “g”
Amen, Petro.
niters to you and Smoke (hoping I remembered your kitty’s name correctly)
Thanks for that.
Jim was such a happy-go-lucky kinda guy.
My goodness, Robbie was WAY out of tune.
I bet it does!
It was years after the movie came out that I watched it, got sucked in from the opening scenes.
Nite folks.
g’nite
all those lives that hang in your balance.
G’nite Thers ! Thanks for another great post.
Great balls of fire! (I love the smell of napalm in the morning…)
Niters.
watch out for those bedbugs.
one of the all time movie scenes and lines.
Elliott !
Excellent post on Dr. Seuss today.
Howdy ‘pups.
Congrats to Ms. Cassandra. But as smart as you are, sweety, don’t try to prove the existence of God. Way too many people have wasted way too much time on that particular endeavor.
You’d have a better chance of inventing a perpetual motion machine.
A line that could only be said by someone who’s never smelled napalm at any time of day.
S’okay to try is she so desires, she might end up accomplishing both.
The house where I have been living, one of the kids who is staying here is a perpetual motion machine for about 12 hours a day. Then she collapses.
Or millions of people quoting Robert Duvall in Apocalypse Now.
*forcing meself not to bring forth a GOD joke at this time* *g*
BCT !
Petro!!
who doesn’t love the good Doc?
That would make her a semi-perpetual motion machine.
You can’t really know Dr. Seuss until you’ve heard him sing “(Let Me Be Your) Teddy Bear.”
details, details…
George W. Bush. Dr. Ted’s work is too far above his reading level.
LOL … Margot !
What are Manx (cats) missing?
I was brought up to say the Pledge of Allegiance, honor my parents and believe in the Third Law of Thermodynamics… proofs of the existence of God are based on terminating an infinite regress or on circular arguments.
I know college is a place to try to do the impossible, but some of the impossible things shouldn’t be attempted. Among those that should not be attempted by anyone are proving the existence of goD, and downing 21 shots in an hour on your 21st birthday.
If goD’s the punchline, what’s the joke?
I’d recommend the first over the second. The most I ever did was twelve shots an hour, for two consecutive hours. I was eighteen. Got up and went to school the next morning, not feeling too bad. Ah, to once again possess the stamina of youth sans the penchant for self abuse.
Lordy … tell us more about the last point …
I’m home, honeys.
Just a swing by to say hi and I’ve enjoyed catching up on the comments here. Not ready, willing or able to jump into a discussion about he existence of God, however.
Hi demi.
de tail, de tail!
Some of our greeks here at the zoo decided that was how 21st birthdays ought to be celebrated. The fortunate victims of the practice puked their guts out. We had a couple of less-fortunate students who killed themselves doing it.
I have no idea where stupid-assed ideas like that get started.
The scene that still creeps me out is when Brando visits Sheen in his bamboo cage during a torrential downpour in the middle of the night to give him a little present.
Congratulations Ms. SnarKassandra! Your hard work is paying off!!!
Hi ya. How’s da boid?
Perhaps dey got too close to de propeller on de plane. :-)
Demi !
The Horror?
Humble Canadian Person!!!
The Judgeship? If it’s coming out of Bachman’s mouth, you know it’s BS.
He’s good, sorta. Got a little excited and bit me on the face, then the finger today. Only drew blood on the finger. I iced the face, so not too bad. I ordered a book from Amazon awhile back that is supposed to help me correct biting behavior. I really should make time to read it tomorrow. He’s been a lot better in recent months, this was a bit of a disappointment.
sigh….
That’s a good scene too, Marty’s just an errand boy for grocery clerks…
*Bows deeply in two languages* *g*
LOLOL!
good luck that has never been proved… peer review ya know… if you can prove it you will have put your name in History!!
You might want to take time to do that reading. I have my own suggestions for correcting biting behavior but, I probably shouldn’t share. *g*
Bob! Knock it off! I mean it. Don’t make me come down there.
but but why not demi??
Mebbe Bob should read the book … *g*
I laugh now, HA HA HA! “g”
Heading out, sweet dreams to all.
LOL … G’nite ratfood ! I’m out as well … G’nite all !
nite bob … oh and you also ratfood….
Are you trying to get me into trouble, friend?
G’nite Petro, ratfood.
maybe…
how ya doing demi?? staying dry?? cold rain here … but things are starting to bud big time!!
G’nite, youse guys. Me, too. I think a nice hot bath and book awaits.
Blessings on you all.
nite demi.. enjoy the bath & book..
Cold and rainy here too. But, too late to start a fire in the place.
Lots o’ green also and I have a pink jasmine bouquet on my desk.
Thanks. Epsom salts and bath oil and candles. A girl can’t beat it.
Hey, Girlscout.
Get on that biting lickidy-splitly, ratfood. Could be dangerous, no?
still up?
I really appreciate the Bunning post! That went far and wide.