He opposes government programs that don't involve the repair of his residence.

After starbursting the Teabaggers, the Quitter came down to Texas where she appeared with the Secessionist at a book burning campaign rally on Sunday.

Both of their practically fact-free speeches could be reduced to two words: gubmint bad.

“How long will the folks in Washington keep spending money that they don’t have on solutions they haven’t thought through for problems they don’t really understand?” Perry said. “I suspect the answer is, they will continue to do that until every American is dependent on the federal government for every need.”

Tough talk for a man who depended on the federal government to fix his own house.

And here’s the Quitter, making shit up as usual.

“When Washington came calling with money for expensive programs that Texas couldn’t afford, he told them, ‘Thanks, but no thanks. We’re doing just fine without you,’ ” she said.

No — Perry didn’t say ‘Thanks, but no thanks.” Just like the Quitter did, when Washington was doling out stimulus checks, Perry took the money. And he used $12B in stimulus money to balance the state’s budget despite claiming, as the Quitter did, that Texas had a “surplus.”

And this little detail is just the cherry on top of this deliciously hypocritical wingnutty sundae.

Supporters lined up three hours before start time at the Cypress-Fairbanks school district’s $73 million Berry Center, a massive taxpayer-funded complex that includes a football stadium, auditorium, conference center and arena.

I doubt the crowd — or Ted Nugent — noticed the irony.