Well, it’s all over — and the Teabaggers didn’t disappoint.

Racism!

We do not have a civics, literacy test before people can vote in this countryPeople who could not spell the word vote or say it in English put a committed socialist ideologue in the White House — name is Barack Hussein Obama.

Birtherism!

“The media, the politicians … all say, no, it’s all been settled. I say, if it’s been settled show us the birth certificate. Simple,” Farah’s said, as his remarks were cheered by the roughly 600 activists gathered in Nashville for the event.

Theocracy!

As fallible men and women, it would be wise of us to start seeking some divine intervention again in this country, so that we can be safe and secure and prosperous again.” The country, she said, needs politicians unafraid “to go that route, not so afraid of the political correctness . . . to proclaim their alliance to our Creator.

Faux populism!

There was another who dressed in a leather veteran’s vest with medals festooned on it. He also wore a Vietnam Veteran hat.

I just dressed this way to get attention,” the man said, halfway through a scotch at an “Irish pub” 200 feet from the ballroom where Palin will be speaking, down a casino-style carpeted hotel hallway. “I’m really a retired millionaire.” [...] He talked in detail of the Mercedes he drove here; the Rolls Royce he bought in Florida that he won’t drive on rainy days like today, and that he’s a major donor to the National Republican Senatorial Committee. “Just sold my last business for $3.3 million,” he said, laughing, seemingly taking great delight in his get up and the gag he was pulling.

Ethnocentrism!

Cultures are not the same. Some are better. Ours is best.

Wagnerian melodrama!

I will live, I will die for the people of America.

And here’s the kicker. Wait for it…

Organizers said anyone who had shown up “looking too crazy” would have been tossed out.

Clearly, they were grading “crazy” on a curve.

[video via La Figa]