So Glenn Beck asked the Quitter who her favorite Founding Father is, and she answered “all of them” — which was, totally coincidentally, exactly same answer she gave Katie Couric when asked what newspapers she read.

Anyway, Beck wouldn’t have it, and when pressed, she came up with — tada! — George Washington.

Strange choice. I don’t know why Palin would admire someone who was soft on terror opposed to torture.

Should any American soldier be so base and infamous as to injure any [prisoner] … I do most earnestly enjoin you to bring him to such severe and exemplary punishment as the enormity of the crime may require. Should it extend to death itself, it will not be disproportional to its guilt at such a time and in such a cause … for by such conduct they bring shame, disgrace and ruin to themselves and their country.

And who refused to wear a flag lapel pin.

…guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism…

And who was a politically correct supporter of shamnesty!

If they are good workmen, they may be of Asia, Africa, or Europe. They may be Mohometans [OMG!!!!!], Jews or Christians of any Sect, or they may be Atheists [OMG!!!!].

And was anti-Israel.

It is our true policy to steer clear of permanent alliances with any portion of the foreign world.

And who was a tax-and-spender.

…it is essential that you should practically bear in mind that towards the payment of debts there must be revenue; that to have revenue there must be taxes.

And who hated the military.

avoid the necessity of those overgrown military establishments which, under any form of government, are inauspicious to liberty, and which are to be regarded as particularly hostile to republican liberty.

The Quitter needs a new favorite Founding Father. Maybe she should go with Moses.