The Shining Light of the Born Again comes through

The Shining Light of the Born Again comes through

I have to admit of all the issues of the day, the one making the most noise I’ve thought least about is Tiger Woods. His non-criminal, but embarrassing predicament of being rich, young, talented and extra horny is one I’ll have to leave to the experts on the matter. And when I think of such an expert, who better than Brit Hume?

My message to Tiger would, ‘Tiger, turn to the Christian faith and you can make a total recovery and be a great example to the world.”

Yeah, just like the Borgias, Aimee Semple McPherson, Jimmy Swaggert, Jim Bakker, various and sundry Catholic Priests, Newt Gingrich, Bill Clinton, Rudy Giuliani, Tom DeLay, Larry Craig, Sen. John Ensign, Gov. Mark Sanford, Ted Haggard…

Well, that’s patently embarrassing. But Brit has not yet begun to dig — given the rare occasion of being mocked even by NewsCorp employees, Hume went on the only logical place for those who put their foot in their mouths over sex-issues…Bill O’Reilly.

Because who knows more about religion and proper sexual mores?