twisted sister christmas everyone!

Adeste Fideles
Laeti triumphantes
Venite, venite in Bethlehem
Natum videte
Regem angelorum
Venite adoremus
Dominum
Cantet nunc io
Chorus angelorum
Cantet nunc aula caelestium
Gloria, gloria
In excelsis Deo
Venite adoremus
Dominum
Ergo qui natus
Die hodierna
Jesu, tibi sit gloria
Patris aeterni
Verbum caro factus
Venite adoremus
Dominum

Twisted sister Christmas to you, Suzanne, and to Eli, and all ye merry twisted faithful.

Boy, if I had a nickel for every time I’ve said that…

Eli, the Vern Fonk video would have been disturbing even without the simulated fisting near the end.

And to Vern, I wanna party with YOU, cowboy.
(Just kidding, you actually scare the bejeezus out of me)

I’m pretty sure *all* Vern Fonk commercials are insane. And I think they all have that guy in them. Probably not a coincidence.

The woman in the Twisted Sister video reminded me of my ex until she started having fun. From that point on there was no resemblance.

She reminds me of Katharine Harris, which makes it even *more* awesome.

Amazing video, and my family is loving the insurance ad. Great thanks.

I couldn’t quite put my finger on it at the time but I think you’re right. If you could create a Vern Fonk/Katharine Harris hybrid you’d probably end up with Michelle Bachmann.

Thanks for the entertaining post. Looks like my cauldron of xmas chili is ready. Magnificent holiday to all!

P.S. Eli, if you happen to see a dkos troll or two or three you’d be interested in adopting we can probably expedite dispense with the paperwork.

Good Lord, I think you’re right. Terrifying.

dammit where’s that extra strength brain bleach i ordered

That Twisted Sister vid reminds me of this Hair Band…! Of which I’ve been humming of late…! ;-)

Please not Ms. Harris on Christmas….something like ashes in one’s stocking….The giver of Pres. W…

A better topic…Another amazing Moyers’ Journal tonight…about dance and Lincoln and Whitman and and and fantastic.

Thanks, Twisted Sister Jane! You’ve created a masterpiece and put a new Christmas song in the mix.

What would you be worth at a nickle a pop??!

All that pasty white gurl wants for xmas is sum budtseks…yes 1st post but seeings it’s xmas and drunk…woo hoo Twisted is apt. :) New Years Eve only 6 days and counting. :)

And, speaking of twisted:

In a moment of temporary sanity, the US military decides not to punish women for getting pregnant.

Remind me…what decade is it?

One sings it. It’s the latin version of O Come All Ye Faithful.

Has the AWACS gotten a reading on Santa’s sled? Maybe it’s not too late to take it out with a Stinger as he’s on the way back to the North Pole.

Absolute heros, no? No plan B medicine is available to the women either.

Bluewombat… for u…http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-KyEnbGCg4 :)

NPR reported that men and women would be punished for pregnancies. Now they will not be punished. That’s good.

Christian warrior General Boykin ought to know that some womenfolk can be impregnated by a spirit.

Did fox even have a war on Christmas this year? If so unlike last year I saw no mention of it in the blogs.

I take it that means the trolls are still visiting.

Now thats a real War on Christmas!

Were men and women going to be punished equally for pregnancy? And what was the punishment if the punishment is getting out of the army I would think a lot of men might claim to the father.

If an another Katrina were to happen and a bunch of troops wanted to get home to see their folks and friends then I would expect a bunch of men all confessing to be dads.

I think the War On Healthcare took precedence this year. I guess I must continue my lonely struggle alone.

Gregg Levine is upstairs!
Late Night: Yule Burner

NPR reported that both players would be punished, IIRC, pay cuts were part of it.

They surely can’t keep a pregnant woman on the front lines very long.
No telling how great or widespread the issue is. Most all we get are lies.

Maybe you are on to something.

It ain’t because the army suddenly found a benevolent streak. Public backlash? I don’t think so.

Your idea makes sense. Be interesting to know why they flip-flopped in a three day period like a big ol’ French-looking John Kerry.

Letter in file.
For most of them, just the local file, no permanent record. One of the men got a letter in his permanent file, because he got a woman pregnant who wasn’t his wife.

Sommeny say hair band?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCzO-DJBC9Y

As someone who saw these guys open for Ronnie James Dio, this is the worst crap I’ve ever seen. A bunch of old fart, used to be anti-establishment rockers, singing jesus lullabies to the anthem, “We’re not gonna take it anymore”. The irony is enough to get me back into drugs. Twisted Sister. Yeah right, where?

I think BillO is scared off of it for now. I hope, I am sick of it. There is discussion of the larger frame here,

http://www.alternet.org/blogs/peek/144786/for_the_record,_i'm_no_holocaust_/

and,

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jim-keady/the-real-meaning-of-chris_b_402953.html

Whoa! Now I remember why I never bought any of their albums despite all the drugs available then much less now! lol Thanks Eli