“Joezymandias.”
I met a blogger from an ill-govern’d land
Who said: “A sad & dickless egotistical toad
Sits in the Senate. Beside him only stand
Insurance comp’nies, nit-wits, a dim Pantload:
His saggy face, & smirk of self-absorbed demand,
Ensure all else his pretensions dread,
Which yet survive, stamped on his whiny puss –
The Glenn Beck suck-ups, his carp-shaped head.
And on the Fox News chyron these asshole words appear:
“I am Joezymandias, Douche of Douchebags!
Look on my filibuster, Ye Leftists, and despair!”
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that legislative wreck, uninsured & bare,
The bankrupt sick cough their life away.”
An original composition by Thers. With a slight assist from PBS.




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I’m not really very fond of Joe Lieberman.
saTHERSday nite!
He grows on you, unless you get the proper medication in a timely fashion.
LOL
No wonder he is against drug reimportation.
I’m blogging on quaaludes. It gives you a whole different perspective.
there was a droopy dog senator from connecticut…
A vile and poisonous toad as dwells in the fetid fever swamps amid decay and death.
I wonder what your blogging would look like on acid.
Are we sure that Joe doesn’t really hail from Arkham?” He does seem to fit the descriptions of it vile demizens.
I maintain that both Lieberman and Nelson are taking it out on the rest of us for what they have to face every morning in the mirror.
who slobbered and said “you’ll never get it.”
Absolutely brilliant! I don’t always favor doing something like that to a poem, but sometimes… it certainly seems worth it.
I’m waiting for his drooling jaws to telescope out like the creature in Alien. He’d quickly gobble up a passing dachshund and resume giving some whiny nonsensical statement.
Rise like Lobbyists after slumber
In unaccountable number,
Shake our laws to earth, subdued
Which your acts made come unglued-
Ye are many — we are screwed.
Excellent parody of Shelley. Work up a Browning version of My Last Duchess or Porphyria’s Lover.
So Lieberman is really a Batman villain? I’ll buy that for two bucks and a stale donut.
I rather think this is what he will morph into.
What has always puzzled me is how so many hideous specimens get elected to anything. I could never figure out for the life of me, say, why anyone ever looked at A D’Amato with anything other than visceral loathing. Or how they could stand his voice.
More Lovecraftian elder evil.
It would require years of cosmetic surgery to improve Joe’s appearance that much.
Do we really need to bring Cheney into this? Oh…
Thanks. Sometimes it’s just there…
Cthulhu.
Gesundheit.
No, it won’t do. Cthulu only dreamed of being as loathsome as Al D’Amato.
Heh
Compared to D’Amato Cthulu is Chef Boyardee.
Perhaps Yog-Sothoth?
d’amato is in touch with his inner ugly.
hojo probably bans mirrors so he doesn’t have to face his
I’m not sure that he actually has a reflection.
You think Joe actually casts a reflection?
I bet he rather enjoys the mirror. Quite.
Whatcha drinkin’?
Bushmill’s straight up.
With a mirror Lieberman can look at himself and check John McCain’s bearings at the same time.
Slidin’ down the bar atcha.
Frank Rich has a GREAT article:
Thanks, loves me some Rich but hadn’t gotten around to looking for the new one yet.
Yog is bad, sure, but he’s no Roger Ailes.
I always think Lord Palpatine when it comes to HoJo.
Mado.
Soooooozzzzzzzzz!!!!
I so wanted to compliment and thank you for that letter you wrote to Obama. I tried to stay awake the night you wrote it to thank you, but I’m a wimp, what can I say.
Anyway, don’t know if you’re Late Late tonight so I wanted to catch you while you’re posting. Suz, your letter was terrific, it was on point, and it was inspiring. It got me (and LOTS of others judging from the posts I read later) to respond too. I have no illusions as to it’s effectiveness (lol, I checked the Please Respond box and still haven’t got anything back) but I’ll be damned if I didn’t feel inspired to respond too.
Maybe with leadership like you, Jane, and so many others I read here (wish I could name them all), dammit maybe, just maybe, some day we’ll have a government “of the people, by the people, and FOR the people.”
Thank you Suz.
Well, even the Elder Gods tremble before Ailes.
Much better looking than HoJo!
But, after his public raping of the health care plan, we have one it seems.
oh thank you ofguy *blushing*
i’ve not heard back yet i’m sad to say.
“Something something something… DARK SIDE.”
So that would make Azathoth Rupert Murdoch…?
I hope your invitation to a beer summit didn’t get lost in the mail.
Afraid I missed the letter, do you have a link?
And the overthrow of the Galactic Senate, by being The Concern Troll of Concern Trolls.
Just saying…
Let’s see now. The Daemon Sultan and the Blind Idiot God? Check. I guess so.
here ya go
Thanks.
Amen, sister!
It was a wonderful letter, Suz. I thought you might hear back, but since you hadn’t posted anything, I was pretty sure you hadn’t.
Who threatened to filibuster the Senate, but
when the Dems showed no spine
he was happy to find
no need to pretend to go through with it.
gonna give it a wee bit more time and then put up a diary about how the white house doesn’t bother to respond and the message that sends: we the people don’t matter to the powers that be in dc kinda deal.
I keep emailing irate messages to the White House and asking for a reply and have never gotten one (I started with the stimulus clusterfuck). I think they only respond to the nice letters. I suspect all critical emails are automatically deleted.
looks like we are members of the letters ignored by obama club
Good idea. Dr. Dick, I wonder if they even respond to nice letters? It’s an enormous undertaking for sure, but why pretend?
Tell them you have a big bundle of Dem campaign contributions and then see if you hear from them. No need to mention that the bundle is actually a sack full of dung.
Well, with all the fuss over the budget deficit, maybe they realized it was a whole lot cheaper to approach it this way. Probably got a real good CBO score on the White House e-mail answering office.
I just looked in my “Sent” email, and I have emailed old OFA, new OFA and the Whitehouse 58 times since the FISA flip flop.
Not one reply back, ever.
BUT! I do have 12 “asks” for money from new OFA since March. Blergh.
I have sent at least a couple of dozen and never heard a word. Sent him one just the other day. Can’t remember exactly what I said (it was in response to White House comments on progressive critics), but it started out like this:
We will not sit in the corner. We will not be quiet. We will not “play nice.” We will not leave this to “the grown ups.”
Which CBO are you referring to, the Congressional Budget Office or Corporatist Barack Obama?
*spitting*
I reminded him in my letter that we were the ones who contributed to his campaign and worked the phones and went door to door.
i wonder if our congresscritters know that the lack of response by the white house will hurt them — the congresscritters — come the next election.
they probably don’t forking care *more spitting*
Probably the least of their problems. Conspiring to commit a monumental act of extortion disguised as health care reform should be their primary concern.
Actually, I think pleasing their corporate paymasters is their primary concern.
yup…. and local politicians have no sway with those dc bastoids
I wonder if the Democratic Party has figured out how selling out to the corporations exactly like the Republicans is going to hurt them next election. I have a feeling they’ll blame their losses (OH, there WILL be losses in 2010) on not being “conservative enough.”
I’ve already learned they can’t read polls. They really do think the low approval for “ObamaCare” is cause it’s too liberal. I’d bet dollars to donuts a very real, significant portion of those polled who oppose “ObamaCare” oppose it cause it doesn’t do enough, not cause it does too much (too conservative).
God damned fucking assholes. All of ‘em. Every fucking one of ‘em.
(Darn it, sorry, bad mood I guess)
*ThersGotFood*
Kelly said so . . . now to catch up . . .
*G*
tis political fuckery of the fuckyest kind…
Sigh,
Me too, Suzanne. My letters of last fall about DADT went unanswered.
Just to be clear, are you fer or agin ‘em?
‘K Kelly lied but Thers is solid spot on.
Kelly, SHOW ME THE YORKSIRE!!!
*G*
Hell, they did that 30 years ago. It was Clinton’s modus operandi. They have been confident in the fact that the Republicans have become so loathsome that we will vote for them by default.
nice emerson.
I prefer mustard!
I’m here all week! Try the veal!
Bacitracin or needles full of pennacillin? (sp)
They still make that shit??????? *shock*
?????
Try the veal!
With mustard or ketchup?
Kinda says it all, doesn’t it?
Ok, at this point I know better to scroll and catch up . . .
This is gonna get wierd, and as HST said, that don’t mean much to nothin.
Oh, Bill MONroe v. HST . . . MY bad . . .
*G*
Damn . . . nicely played. *G*
And they may have a point — the GOP is off the charts loathsome.
Seems like you need a peni in there.
Myself I’m using Jameson’s.
Don’t matter, they is taxin the tan now, not the botox . . .
Headin’ out. See y’all.
I wonder if Obama thinks union members will still go door to door for him like they did in the last election?
g’nite rat and bob
Yep.
Night RF!
Night Ratfood.
Aloha, Thers…! A masterful job, as par…!
Heh, these guys . . . l HP Lovecraft, Chicago
Oh yeah, if anything is going to piss off socker moms, it’s that. I know people who go just to get rid of winter blues. I’ve never done it but am very tempted.
Niters RF… to both you and Bob. Stay well.
Double that . . . three fingers, cold from the freezer if ya can.
It’s fest time! *G*
Sadly true. There really are no viable alternatives at present. It may be about time to change that, but it will take time and there are serious institutional obstacles to forming a third party.
union members don’t matter
soccer mom don’t either
the only thing that matters to the forkers in dc is how to get more money (and power) for themselves
Night, rf. Think I will head out as well. take care all.
g’nite dr (pause) dick
Hi Suze!
A lot of THAT will depend on what happens with EFCA.
Union GOTV is still incredibly important in places like PA & MI.
Good night, sleepy ones.
hey jofish how ya been?
There once was a loser name Joe
Whose brain cells had turned into snow
He hemmed and he hawed
And thought it quite odd
That everyone wished he would go
Hey Suz,
Snowing here, just lovely! Only a few inches. MrCE and I did the antique shops looking for tiny things from centuries past.
Nite double D.
hey ce — no snow here. more cold headed here monday but it is only gonna be here for that day.
no white christmas *sigh*
Um, veal sauteed in butter, and then removed from pan.
Pan on hot heat hit with white wine, capers, lemon juice, and sweet butter.
Veal returned to pan, and tossed as sauce reduces.
Plate with pasta and veggie, and add some some fresh topped Italian Parsley, and pour sauce over veal.
Questions?
*blinksinnocently*
*G*
So, how did the keys in the stove end? I’m dying to know…
the keys worked!!! they are ugly but they work
What, penni pasta?
*TWEET*
Been okay Suze… still looking for work. :) Hiya LooHoo, how are you doing these fine days?
What a relief!
Oh boy, meant that as a reply to DrDick.
*#*#**#*# Dammit, Double D has too many fucking meanings.
I should probalby STFU now……
Protestant! Bushmills is the blessed one . . .
Sigh.
Course, what WAS it caused that Whiskey Fire?
hehehehehe nice to see ya hanging out here on the dark side of the lake again ofguy
Love them paws . . . *G*
BRRRRAVO!
3rd parties don’t work.
As we liked to say 5 years ago, this is a marathon, not a sprint — the goal of this progressive blogging thing is not just to cleanse but rebuild the Augean Stables. Getting the Dem Party working for sane causes is going to take many, many election cycles.
I’m not sure the world has as much time as it will take, but what the hell else are we gonna do?
We are also watching SNL — pretty hilarious. MrCE and our graduate crowd watched the very first SNL years. Gosh, we loved Jane and Jim.
I’m doing well, thanks! Since I retired, I wake up every day loving life!
No work, Jo Fish? What’s up?
nah.
Bushmills = Prod. Jameson’s = Pape.
yanno religion has way too much credence when whiskeys are defined as prot. and cath.
Hee hee.
Well, then Hercules must divert the river and cleanse the stables.
Who’s our Hercules, dood?
Well, the highlight of my week is filing for my unemployment benefits (for as long as the fully-employed congresscritters let me collect them). Hoping that the airlines start hiring again so I can get recalled!
Enjoying life other than that, trying to start a business doing photography… like there aren’t enough photographers in the world these days LOL!
NOOOO!!!
And I thought my fest camp schooled me better . . . .
An Irish thing, where whiskey is a religion.
Though Ireland is hardly the only place in the world where consumer products are closely associated with specific sectarian or ethnic tribes.
Not so, there are SIGNIFICANT differences to discuss, over many shots of both!
BOTH!
No really, and I mean it . . . ;-)
Hell, I have fest experience to prove it . . .
*G*
Us.
Ain’t no saviors.
Ain’t that the truth.
I’m thinkin YOU got fest experience, hoss . .
Thanks for all you do and offer . . . here and there . . . .
*G*
I think, you raise a point here Kelly.
Slainte mthath!
*G*
Skoll, bruthuh . . .*G*
Brilliant!
Reminds me of my old John McCain Dirty Limerick Competition…
Must to bed. Niters, mes amis.
g’nite thers
I was being a dick a couple weeks ago on a thread where I was saying “You’re all gay now” as regards the leadership betrayal of the Dems.
What I meant really is this:
I’ve been out 30 years now, and it’s been quite a trip, watching the progress. It’s really mostly come incrementally, by gay people being brave, living out loud, and demanding their/our rights, and not taking shit for that; and hardly at all by elected folk. They’ve just been around when a specific piece of “progress” has become ripe in whatever community.
The slate of progressive values is going to work the same way. It’s going to take a ton of time, and a lot of voices, and a bunch of people, well, just living progressively and proud about it.
As long as “liberal” and “progressive” are cuss words, well, you know there’s a bunch of work, and years yet ahead.
And there are years of work ahead.
Well, best of luck. Airlines right now would be rough, I suspect. Fares are so low, I don’t know how they could cut back further. Too bad we don’t have the money to explore the earth! All’s been *ucked with!
Good night, thers, and thanks again.
LLN is upstairs…