29743-yes_hate_unfair_fightNot since the great Lincoln -Douglas debates will the American public have been exposed to such a magnificent display of oratorical skills:

INGRAHAM: Would you agree to a debate with Al Gore on this issue?

PALIN: Oh my goodness. You know, it depends on what the venue would be, what the forum. Because Laura, as you know, if it would be some kind of conventional, traditional debate with his friends setting it up or being the commentators I’ll get clobbered because, you know, they don’t want to listen to the facts. They don’t want to listen to some reasonable voices in this. And that was proven with the publication of this op-ed, where they kind of got all we-weed up about it and wanted to call me and others deniers of changing weather patterns and climate conditions. Trying to make the issue into something that it is not.

INGRAHAM: But what if it’s an Oxford-style, proper debate format. I mean, he’s going to chicken out. I mean, if you challenge him to a debate, do you actually think he would accept it?

PALIN: I don’t know, I don’t know. Oh, he wouldn’t want to lower himself, I think, to, you know, my level to debate little old Sarah Palin from Wasilla.

Manufactured Outrage Entertainment® is pleased to present the Idiot/Savant Smackdown,™ our new series of public forums on the hottest topics of the day impacting everyone in this great country, no matter the political affiliation, intelligence level, or mental condition.

Tonight, bear witness as once-governor of Alaska, professional quitter, and intellectual featherweight Sarah Palin goes head to head with Albert Gore, Jr., the Nobel Prize-winning former U.S. Vice President, to debate the “reality” of climate change. Watch in awe as Wasilla’s own winkin’ Willie Jennings Bryan redefines what constitutes “fact” through the clever manipulation of folksy colloquialisms and misattributed biblical quotes. Wonder in amazement as the newly minted millionaire “just yer average” hockey mom denies being a climate change denier while denying the reality of climate change, all without stopping to breathe. Listen as Al Gore heavily sighes, yet again, in disbelief at the reactionary, Teabag Party talking-point arguments from the woman whose spouse was, until quite recently, taking home a paycheck courtesy of BP. It promises to be a night of thrills, spills, and shills you won’t want to miss!

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Michele Bachmann  vs. Richard Dawkins: “Judeo-Christian Value Added Government”
James Inhofe vs. Jane Goodall: “The Sham(e) of Evolution”
Glenn Beck vs. Bill Moyers: “Integri-TV: Define ‘Television Journalism’”

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