grassley health careHey, don’t blame me, I’m just quoting one of my Senators, the grand boob of twittering Chuck Grassley.

…if you’re trying to make a case that I’ve lived off the public tit all these years, I think you’re saying correctly in the years I’ve been in the Congress

And those tax-funded mammaries for prominent Republicans are one thing, but the idea that something like the public option exist for you, the American public? Why that’s “udderly” ridiculous.

For Broderesque dreams of austerity are for thee, and thou are not a Republican:

…the Secret Service has been bowing to pressure by some protectees such as Mary Cheney, Dick Cheney’s daughter, who insisted that agents take her friends to restaurants. That is not the job of the Secret Service, and when agents refused she got her detail leader removed by Secret Service management.

And there’s ample reason people like the daughter of a guy who is no longer in the government need protection…they’re rich and have more worth protecting than you:

The former vice president is splitting his time among his houses in Virginia, in Wyoming and on Maryland’s Eastern Shore, with a place at each for working on his memoir, to be published in the spring of 2011.

Guarding those man-sized safes and disposing all those bodies takes a lot of personnel.

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