wildturkeyThanksgiving — Oh, I know, it’s a wonderful holiday where we get to see our ‘loved ones’ and express to ourselves quiet and reverent thanks we don’t have to spend even more time with these people.

But let us pause to list those things we are not thankful for.

I’m not very thankful that several major news organizations are run by a gaggle of wankers, who will lie, smear, and deceive many people, including some of the ones I’ll be stuck with today.

I’m not very thankful the world has yet to recognize me for the tortured genius I am — though even angrier at me for not being a genius, though I’m okay with the not being tortured.

So tell us, this day of all days, those things you are not thankful for.