Oh, those Republicans, they do love making lists…
A group of conservative Republican leaders is proposing a solution to the internecine warfare over what the party should stand for: a 10-point checklist gauging proper adherence to core principles like opposing government financing for abortion and, more generally, President Obama’s “socialist agenda.”
Oh, they’re makin’ a list
won’t edit it twice,
gonna find out
who’s crazy and white
Righty Clause is comin’
to town…
Ah yes, the ultimate litmus test. How quaint. Presciently, Pudentilla at Skippy summed the list up best:
definitions
an american conservative is someone who believes thata) the vatican ought to decide our domestic policy;
b) israel ought to decide our foreign policy;
c) communist china ought to decide our economic policy; and
d) osama bin ladin ought to decide who gets tried in our courts.



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If the republican party leans any further to the right , it is sure to collapse.
Maybe we could give it a little shove
“No aid for you, angry white men,
unless you can answer my questions ten.”
Santa’s a Facist say it anin’t so Santa!
Keith O. had great fun showing that their idol Ronnie would not have been eligible for membership, as he failed to practice the list of winger virtues.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=385×406770
Will they nail the list on the door at C Street’s Little House of Horrors?
God rest ye merry, gentlemen Let nothing you dismay Remember,
Christ, our Saviour Was born on Christmas day
To save us all from Satan’s power When we were gone astray
O tidings of comfort and joy, Comfort and joy O tidings of comfort and joy In Bethlehem, in Israel,
http://www.carols.org.uk/god_rest_ye_merry_gentlemen.htm
Just who do invite to rest and remind not to get angry at Christmas? Besides Glen Beck?
The term Merry Gentlemen reminds me of the phrase Kindly Ones…the Furies!
Like as not, most of it probably originated there. :-(((
“If the republican party leans any further to the right,” they’ll fall off the world’s edge (which they believe in).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erinyes
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erinyes
Gracious Ones is used here instead of Kindly Ones but Chtonic Deities I think Lovecraft would approve also no male counterpart suggests itself to my mind in mythology but while a Female without a Male counterpart might seem liberating and powerful its also incomplete?
Which granted might explain the anger I’m sure their are some rude Ancient Greek Jokes on the subject.
However some religious knowledge was held back the Eleusinian Mysteries for example.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eleusinian_Mysteries
Also remember the Hebrews would not say Yahweh instead they just said The Lord to keep the name magic and powerful.
I’m suggesting a secret Male Counterpart to the Furies whose only remembrance now is in an old Christmas song with a funny lyric that don’t fit?
Hey remember Vodoo works if you believe:)
Make them even angrier, angry people make mistakes. Even bigger mistakes are those who would Rouse Leviathan/the Mob and fool enough to think they can control it:)
Good morning, pups. The Moustache of Wisdom is off today, so MoDo flies solo. In “Thanks for the Memories” she says President Obama can often be more interested in wooing opponents than tending to those who put themselves on the line for him. Hmmm… Can’t say that I disagree with that.
Here she is.
The coffee, tea and hot chocolate are ready, and I’ve got apple cranberry muffins. Is everyone ready for tomorrow? I think Mr. Marion in Savannah may want to strangle me when I ask him to get more milk. The grocery store the day before Thanksgiving is not necessarily a fun place to be… Have a great day.
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/24/us/politics/24repubs.html?_r=2&adxnnl=1&ref=politics&adxnnlx=1259071405-qqQii5H7umXi/PQwhvJB0w
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grover_Norquist
Grover thinks this is a bad idea they lost Grover? So to the Right of Grover but still a little to the Left of Hitler.
http://mgpaquin.wordpress.com/
Come on Modo you can do it your almost there Death by a Thousand Leaks? You mean to say Rahm don’t you:)
His stench is all over this when people say White House leaks in a bad way I always assume Rahm.
Why the pattern of the leaks is Prowar, Probusiness and against what Obama ran on plus the NY Times normally gets the story first.
Actually, I’ve heard news reports that it’s presently unoccupied … maybe the evil spirits inhabiting it put up the list to keep anybody balanced out.
Grover is only one of the former insiders who thinks it makes the right too scary, to let the lid fly off and show off all the craziest behavioralists.
If they edit it once I’ll be surprised.
Good morning, everyone. Coming down with a cold. Haven’t had one for years. Gonna see if I can nip it in the bud with vitamin C.
My theory involves inbred New Englanders raising Cthulhu, the Bush Family.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dunwich_Horror
Garlic and chicken soup help. Hope it passes by quickly, before the turkey.
Hmmmmmmmm…….that do be interesting. Guess that would mean the address has been put on a visitor’s walking tour of the capitol. A little sunlight sends the cockroaches scurrying….must have found a new rock under which to congregate.
Take hot lemonade with bourbon and honey while seated. Or in bed. (It tends to take my kneecaps away, but it works!)
I think vitamin C is the active ingredient in garlic. Vitamin C has worked for me in the past. Chicken soup, to be sure. I’m going to be staying in my sil’s house, so I’m keeping my fingers crossed. Don’t want to infect everyone else.
That sounds like a nice mix for later in the day.
Try some Garlic Lemonade I tried it its good. Menudo with Whole Oregano, Fresh squeezed Lemon, Cabbage and of course some hot peppers to get the nose running even more and force the cold virus trapped out even faster should help. Throw in some carrots too.
http://seminal.firedoglake.com/diary/10115
Good intentions, but you may want to pack a face mask in there to be really, really thoughtful. Also, then you don’t have to laugh at the old old old jokes.
“Make them even angrier,”
They’ve already begun to eat their own .
Beck Palin Limbaugh Bachman etc. have become the voices of the party leading it further into the relm of the lunatic fringe
I’m going to be travelling today, but I’ll make up a batch of that when I get back. Looks like it’s good for what ails you. Thanks for the link.
Good Morning….where do you get all that? ;)
Could Bill Clinton really have the Clout with the Governor of New York to kill Caroline Kennedy’s Senate Nomination?
Looks like I missed the link…
The funny thing is that I have been around almost no one since I took the cat to the vet last Friday. And no one there was obviously sick. So I have no idea how I could have picked it up.
Norquist also said that to prevent spending on social programs, create such government debt that it would be financially impossible. Hmmmm. Someone listened.
Was there a woozy looking piggie on the premises?
That reminds me of a home-made cough syrup recipe the doc gave my parents – paragoric + honey + bourbon…..this long ago and far away when you could buy the stuff OTC. Keep meaning to ask a doctor to give me a script for the paragoric; supposedly it is still available. As I remember it, it was *good* stuff! Failing that, I’ll have to remember the lemonade substitute.
Do the home remedies really shorten the duration of a cold or do they just help to relieve the unpleasant symptoms?
Any Mexican Grocery store will tell you how to make it and have the ingredients. Menudo is cow intestine soup with veggies and hominy the Whole Oregano, Cabbage, Peppers and fresh squeezed lemon are added after the soup is made.
Please boil cow intestines until soft and open the windows. Also powered red pepper needed for soup I think it maybe the most important ingredient since I have made vegan Menudo before and it works even when I can’t get many of the other ingredients.
My father used to say that a cold lasted 10 days if you treated it, and about a week and half if you didn’t.
I think everyone develops their own thing for colds. Vitamin C has stopped one from developing in it’s early stages, several times in the past. But treating it with lemonade, bourbon, chicken soup, garlic, certainly helps one feel better.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/health/chi-flu-pets_mullennov08,0,7440266.story
The Bush administration:)
I tried to find a Menudo recipe online none of the ones I saw were like what we make in Chicago. Personally I don’t think pigs feet ads that much flavor.
Possibly. eCAHNomics might have a better take on that, being a New Yorker. Ultimately I think her nomination sank under the weight of little details like her not voting. But YMMV.
The GOP has summoned the Furies.
If the person in the vet’s office before you had a cold and you sat in the same chair or used the same pen or touched the same table… You don’t need to be sneezed on.
Thats what I thought too that and Jane was wondering about her campaigning skills. Normally the Media blames Lefty Bloggers when things go wrong.
So naive….but it amazes me anyone cares at all what Rush (racist, feminazi instigator, druggie) has to say. Feel about the same way about bitter, arrogant Laura Ingraham. Talk alot; contribute nothing.
God rest ye merry, gentlemen Let nothing you dismay Remember,
Christ, our Saviour Was born on Christmas day
To save us all from Satan’s power When we were gone astray
O tidings of comfort and joy, Comfort and joy O tidings of comfort and joy In Bethlehem, in Israel,
http://www.carols.org.uk/god_rest_ye_merry_gentlemen.htm
My bold
Merry Gentlemen Rest don’t get Dismayed (Angry)
Its Christmas the phrase To save us all from Satan’s power suggests reminding the evil gods Christmas means today you can’t hurt us?
I have no idea what went on behind the scenes, but Caroline did herself no favors in her entry into public life. She acted like a real doofus, wouldn’t answer Qs, etc. She also appeared not to like public life, for which I can’t blame her. But perhaps she didn’t know that in advance, although that would be weird.
Would it take more than 4 days to show up?
Rush went to the Dominican Republic I think it has the third highest Aids rate in the Western Hemisphere with a ton of Viagra. Why risk that when America has women and men? Boys however would explain it even millionaires have a hard time buying that in America.
Laura Ingraham adopted a Hispanic kid from a country Ronnie sent School for the America’s Trained Death Squads too. The first time her step daughter gets beat up for being Hispanic or called a Spic and cries I expect Laura to have a Paul in Damascus moment.
By the time she is a teenager I expect she will find out what her Mom said about Hispanics. I predict Laura is in for some very tough years then.
Just how do Right Wingers get to adopt Hispanic kids?…I know Pull. But why do they want them?
That would be refreshing..she is so adamantly right/correct/knowitall about everything she says….Yuk
Modo’s sources, evidence of Bill’s Clout ? Wait Rahm has been leaking to the Times allot but if Rahm is bad mouthing Bill and lets face it Obama’s campaign didn’t leak till Rahm got there and Hilary I really don’t think would hurt her husband and self like this suggests?
Suggests there is conflict brewing between Rahm and Hilary and or Bill behind the scenes but about what?
Swim is up…
I’ll take your word for it I haven’t heard her in years. Hmmm? I wonder if there is a link with Right Wing hate radio
and heart attacks, strokes anything anger or high blood pressure related?
I think this list is more like this:
“He’s got a little list, he’s got a little list, and they’ll none of ‘em be missed, they’ll none of ‘em be missed!”
Great you do know we are all on that list? I’ll look you up in the FireDogLake Wing of the Prison:) Maybe we can form a gang!
Now you’ve got me! I don’t know what the incubation period for the common cold is, but a couple of days “feels” right. (I am not a doctor, I just play with them all day long…!)
Republicans are smart. They get what the want from their leaders and they are hardly marginalized like we are.
24-48 hours for common cold/influenza virus. I’m not a nurse, I just play one on TV. :-)
Very interesting, thanks for digging into the roots of the terms.
You remind me of a passage from Joseph Campbell’s brilliant little book, Thou Art That: transforming religious metaphor, in chapter 5 of which he discusses the bizarre divorce of masculine and feminine divinities in our traditions, and the hellish effects of the banishment of the goddess as an embodiment of nature and the demand for exclusive devotion to a patriarchal, anti-nature war god.
TCU, your post is an example of the advice Campbell gives at the end of the passage quoted below. Well done.
Please pardon the length, this is a rarely discussed topic that I believe to offer the most helpful insights to our present dilemmas. As a Joseph Campbell Foundation associate, I’m taking the liberty to post it despite its length.
Who doesn’t see the “party of no” in this? In their hearts and minds, war is the way the world was made by a male god to work in favor of males in the rightful conquest of all things feminine, esp. Mother Nature.
Therefore, IMO, metaphorically speaking, we need the power of the Mother Goddess to assert Herself and heal the planet from within.
You’re probably right. Diaper fetishes, sodomy and fornication are not disqualifying.
Apparently in the Republican Party, those are qualifiers.