Perverse as it sounds, corporate America apparently wants the swine flu to spread:

House Education and Labor Committee Chairman George Miller (D-Calif.) is pushing an emergency bill that would require employers with more than 15 workers to provide up to five days of paid sick leave. That’s about the length of time it takes for H1N1 sufferers to stop being contagious….

….It expires in two years, only applies to workers with “flu-like symptoms” and leaves the decision to grant time off up to the employer. But business groups, including the U.S. Chamber of Commerce and the National Federation of Independent Businesses, strenuously oppose the bill anyway.

Testifying on behalf of the National Association of Manufacturers Tuesday, A. Bruce Clarke, who runs his own 1,000-member business lobby in North Carolina, told Miller’s committee that most businesses already have comparable or more generous paid leave programs, so why bother?

This is as shortsighted as it is dishonest:

A third of the nation’s workers don’t have paid sick days — about 51 million people, according to U.S. Department of Labor estimates last spring. That percentage rises to about 40% in California, according to a study last year.

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Miller cited an estimate, based on a 2004 study at Emory University, that the economy loses $180 billion in productivity a year when sick employees show up to work.

The corporate opposition would at least be understandable if Miller’s bill were a permanent, general-purpose paid-leave mandate – but it’s not.  It’s a temporary emergency measure tailored specifically to get infected people out of the workplace when they have H1N1.  And yet NAM, NFIB, and the Chamber are still adamantly opposed to the government telling them what to do, even when it would save them money.

Maybe this is the corporate version of opposition to motorcycle helmet laws, or maybe it’s yet another situation the Invisible (And Unwashed) Hand Of The Free Market is supposed to fix – in this case, by striking down workers to teach their foolish employers a lesson.  And if some loss of life accompanies the loss of revenue, well, capitalism is a harsh mistress.

Part of me wishes the swine flu had hit a few years ago, just to watch Dubya try to balance his instinct for fearmongering against his deference to corporate interests.  But the rest of me knows that whatever “strategy” he came up with probably would have ended like The Stand or Dawn Of The Dead.