It was only a matter of time before the FOX hothouse sent Liz Cheney into complete political delusion. Today on some panel show, Dick’s Fifth Deferment uttered the words Democrats have waited for since January 21st of this year: Cheney 2012.

Sure, BabyDick! The American people really miss your dear old dad. Especially since his health has improved so much since he exited public life in a wheelchair: two — or is it three? — secretive surgeries this year alone; his utterly asinine comments about the current president’s Afghanistan deliberations better suited to the guy living in a cardboard box on a streetcorner; and the revelations of his complete memory failure about his office’s exposure of a secret CIA asset in wartime for political ends. Dick’s is the leadership the American people cry out for, as our current president spends more time than any other repairing our foreign relations ground for eight long years beneath his and his puppet’s bootheels.

Historically unpopular. Symbol of America’s black ops. The guy about whom most observers said, “Well, sure…” when the charge was leveled of running secret assassination squads. Halliburton ex-CEO and likely war profiteer.

Yes, this is the leader the GOP should choose to oppose President Obama in 2012.

Run, Dick, run. Unless Liz was talking about herself, or Lady Lynne?


(PS I really tried to have myself a Palin-free Sunday, promising no clicks on Sarah links or tweets. But Bill Kristol’s logorrhea prevents this. When he’s on a Sunday gabfest, it seems her name comes up incessantly. Lucky they weren’t talking about finding water on the moon, because I’m sure Sarah would have done that faster than NASA!)