Go Red Wings

A few additions

drink everytime GOPers, so called Moderates ( Tweety, Cokie etc) outnumber Fake Liberals on a tv show (Juan Williams etc). Pass on a drink if they have a real Liberal on (Paul Krugman) pass on two drinks if they have an equal number of Liberals on, Pass on three drinks if they have a Lefty on. Pass on four drinks if its a debate.
Pass on 5 if its a whole debate show and they don’t yell or cut the Lefty off.

drink anytime you catch a GOPer lying and or just making shit up and you know and can prove with 5 minutes of google, opening a book etc that they are lying or making shit up. Drink twice if you are not an expert in the field the GOPer is talking about and you still can prove he is lying in five minutes.
Drink three times if you never went to college and you can prove they are lying in 5 minutes.

drink anytime a GOPer yells over or interrupts a Dem talking, drink anytime the TV Moderator asks a Dem to let a GOPer finish their point and then gives the GOPer extra time. pass on a drink anytime a TV Moderator asks a GOPer to let a Dem finish their point. Pass on 2 drinks everytime a Dem gets extra time.

Drink everytime the Press calls Nuclear Power Green or Alternative energy. Pass on a drink everytime the press mentions we have no place to store the radioactive waste. Pass on two drinks everytime the press mentions that if there is an accident at a nuclear plant the plant owner and the maker of the nuclear reactor won’t be paying much to fix things, nope you the tax payer will. As of this writing GE who makes nuclear reactors still owns NBC Tweety certainly has been saying Nuke power is alternative given that Tweety knows Jack about nuclear power who do you think wrote his Talking Points?

Drink if you can guess who wrote what ever the GOP story of the day is that is repeated by every GOPer that day, week, month on every channel. was it Big Oil, NeoCons, Karl Rove, the Military Industrial Complex, the Religious Wing of the GOP?
It really is amazing how all the GOPers on all the channels say the samething about any issue, Its also amazing that the *cough* Liberal Press just so happens to be covering that issue that day, week, month. Its even more amazing the Press never objects or notices that all the GOPers all have the same answer to questions on every channel at the same time? Its like the Borg assimulated them, the party of personal freedom not sexual or religious freedom more the freedom to choose to be exploited by big corporations has no free will of its own.
Regulate Tobacco free choice!, Abortions nope,
Tax Fast Food, Pop, energy drinks to pay for healthcare and discourage unhealthy eating which we all pay for in higher insurance premiums. Government is telling you what to eat! Gay Marriage Government is telling you you can’t marry well thats OK!

Besides, if you’re going to crack jokes about Republicans advocating that someplace be bombed by “whipping up anti-Muslim hatred,” it would seem the better punchline would be that they’d want to bomb Ft. Hood.

Please, try to keep in mind our proud city’s new tourism slogan…”Cleveland: We’re Not Detroit.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7m-YNomRsJc

Enjoy, it beats the shit out watching drooling idiots mouthing words of meaningless bullshit.

And we can’t buy alcohol on Sundays in backwoods Indiana, so I’d better stock up today!

*Distilled in Niger*