Sarah Palin’s book has FIVE whole chapters…FIVE! It’s like the inspiration for the book came from a Subway commercial. Five chapters over 418 pages. “Going Rogue“?, try “Going Run-On Sentence“.
Apparently it is just the product of Palin talking to her freeped-up ghostwriter so it’s full of Palinese. You know at least with Nixon’s memoirs he lied in dense and lucid prose.
When Tricky Dick’s “lemon ranch” reminiscences are looked back upon fondly you know the world of memoirs hasn’t changed for the better.
But what of the chapter titles, I’m guessing…
Chapter One: Miss Congeniality
Chapter Two: Eskimo Spy
Chapter Three: VP Nominee
Chapter Four: Talkin’ to book writin’ person
Chapter Five: The Check Cleared
It’s what remainder bins were invented for.



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Triple the money, Sarah.
this is gonna be fun
popcorn
must but plentyo fo popcorn
Can’t wait to hear the wingnut praise for this finely written tome
“This book is so good, the pages end up sticking together!”
- Rich Lowry
4…3…2…1….
plzzzzzzzzzzzzztz.
She was referring to pre-jean but Susan DuQuesnay Bankston at Kiss My Big Blue Butt might just as well have been describing palin:
Bill Kristol will likely call this the best piece of literature he’s ever read, though he may be a little put off by the lack of pictures. This book has words!
Morning all.
Has the vindication tour begun.
The book could have been lot shorter. The publisher wanted to prohibit Palin from using “also” and “too” in the same sentence. It dropped the demand in exchange for her agreeing not to do this in the book contract.
Check out her slut-wear on Oprah.
Mornin Joe explaining that Booosh was “as close to a socialist as possible” and and Harold Ford is defending the dolt.
5 is a lot of numbers.
It is Friday the 13. Ruhroh
Thanks…felt like it before I got up;))
Morning everyone. So, Sarah’s done Oprah for her book tour. Wonder what other interviews she’ll be giving. This may be the shortest book tour in history.
uh, did harold ford just really throw out the gop meme that bringing accused gitmo detainees to nyc for trial would open up the possibility of some scary mooslim to commit martyrdom?
This book has a niche audience waiting, carrying signs that read Moran. They’re just waiting for their instigators to send it out.
Is it available in Large Print yet?
I’m not watching MoJoe. Has Mika said anything yet or is she just making faces and nodding?
Good morning, pups. It’s Bobo, Cohen and Krugman today. Bobo wants us to “Meet John Thune.” He says the junior senator from South Dakota has conservative roots but is pragmatic at the surface, and may be a strong Republican candidate in 2012. In “Of Fruit Flies and Drones” Mr. Cohen says President Obama has shown a quiet predilection for drone warfare, but the U.S. should not be targeting people for killing without a public debate. In “Free to Lose” Mr. Krugman says with long-term unemployment at its highest levels since the 1930s and on the rise, the U.S. should consider policies that address job growth directly.
Here they are.
The coffee, tea and hot chocolate are ready, and I’ve got banana pancakes for breakfast. Roy Edroso of The Village Voice has an exclusive, with 6 excepts from Sarah’s book. Enjoy — I howled so hard I almost fell off my chair. Have a great day.
Commit martyrdom in an American Prison…does he mean suicide between the prisoners and the guards keeping them alive would be the challenge.
What ever happened to the term Evil Genius? Bush, Sarah, Rush, etc the GOP is being run by a bunch of bullies who say real mean things, just as long as they got a chanting crowd behind their back, or they are Sure the fake Media Dems won’t contradict them.
Is it to much to ask for a good villain to make the plot better?
W talking at his Institute site: Going to focus on Ed-U cation….does he mean remedial? What a way to start my morning…I wish he would stay in his cul duh sac.
Surely Chris Matthews will feel a sensation up and down his thigh.Its called crabs Chris for godsake!
Nora O’Donnell is in love with Sarah Palin. For the last two days, she has done nothing but gush over Sarah and her book tour.
Yeah I saw that and it was disgusting.These people call themselves journalists,when all they do is perpetuate a failed and morally bankcrupt republican party with this dumbass at the helm.
Well, here we are talking about the damn thing, right?
Indeed, go to any progressive blog and note how the comments skyrocket when she is in the headline. What does that say about our culture? Or, more to the point, perhaps, what does it say about how we are wired after millions of years of evolution?
At least she hasn’t put Trig in a balloon yet.
KSM is going to be tried in Manhattan. Time for me to start paying attention to those jury summons.
Good morning.
Yes, I saw a clip last night. It helped bolster my huge sense of relief that he no longer has any bearing on our lives and that maybe there’s some slim hope we can recover from what he did.
Sorry where are my manners;Good Morning Fellow TRUTHSEEKERS.
Don’t give her any ideas.
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Doesn’t seem to be in the cards? I heard from the packaging store guy UPS, Fed Ex and the Post Office are not hiring extra help this Christmas in Seattle. I have NEVER heard of that happening in any city or town I have lived in.
This means they think Christmas sales will be small this year. Christmas retail and advertising sales should also suck.
I’m thinking after Christmas unemployment numbers should grow a lot. We can use that to get a new Stimulus a real one.
which should have been done from the start, you put some gainfull help wanted signs out and this economy turns around the very next month
That’s what you think…
Or we can prepare for the Tea Baggers to really grow and really start talking revolution.
Let me pose a question to you all:Why do you think the polls show independents moving back to the repubican party?Why would the same people that lived through 8 years of disaster politics put that same party back in power?It would be like firing the your boss and bringing back Bernie Madoff to run things again.If America thinks the Dems are horrible too,why not demand something different?
Oh you & perris are such killjoys. Don’t you have faith in O’s 11-dimension chess, which is as applicable to his economics program as it is to how he gets medical reform thru congress. /s
They are losing their jobs and homes and we need a real Job Stimulus Plan and a real plan to keep people in their homes?
I thought it was 13-dimension chess is the WH making cutbacks:) Serious any idea how much unemployment should rise after Christmas? On the good side though Rupert is dependent on ad dollars a bad Christmas and maybe Rupert won’t be able to afford Glen Beck since he has that ad boycott going on.
At a guess, unemployment rate has gone from 8% to 10% under O. Might be a reason for some disgust with Ds. Also, Ds are grossly incompetent at countering the poo that flung at them, so a lot is probably sticking.
Post-WWII peak on headline unemployment rate was 10.8% under Reagan. I would be surprised if this time didn’t top that.
Swim is up
http://www.google.com/finance?q=NASDAQ:NWSA
My bold didn’t NewsCorp used to have a PE ratio?
So youre saying you would give the Rs another shot at it?
Hell No!
The GOP would see us wage slaves owned by Corporations with bar codes tattooed on our foreheads.
Maybe this country needs republicans back in power to finally get them in the streets.Because I think with these scumbags in power again it will bring about that revolution some are talking about,also thats where alot more people will be living:THE STREETS!
I want Obama to be the next FDR.
Just wait till after Christmas.
Some of us are. This household stopped “Party” politics some time ago. We give only to identified and “honest” progressives, i.e. the ones that truly follow through on their promises (no vote for a half assed health bill for instance). We both used to spend fall days going door to door for Dems, we held signs, gave money, stuffed envelopes, made zillions of GOTV calls and generally worked our asses off for the Dem candidates. All for bloody nought it seems.
Now our, meager, political donations go to progressive candidates from Selectpersons to State offices to national offices no matter in which state they are running. Even if it takes bloody years to get rid of the fossils in gummint at least we feel better knowing that we are not contributing to their continued employment.
Great Answer
I hear that at these health clinics Keith Olbermann pushed for they will have a spinal implant specialist there.Ive notified Harry Reid.
Than you.
Reid is anti-choice so it is no surprise that he is not for universal access to health care. Also let us not forget that he is a religious-nut-fuck.
I hear they have uterus care for the C-street nutters. Just look how well Stupak is getting his uterus cared for there…
If her book chapters run on as much as her mouth, it could be 1,000 pages long. Seems to be against Palin’s ability to end a sentence before changing subjects.
The rightists will be aghast that this book has no centerfold, no sex tape and no torture pics. Five chapters will prove four chapters too long.
Historians decades hence will sum up her political career as ‘Git ‘er done.’
80 page chapters? Good gravy, I can’t take four hour to go to the bathroom.