Books PalinSarah Palin’s book has FIVE whole chapters…FIVE!   It’s like the inspiration for the book came from a Subway commercial.  Five chapters over 418 pages.  “Going Rogue“?, try “Going Run-On Sentence“.

Apparently it is just the product of Palin talking to her freeped-up ghostwriter so it’s full of Palinese. You know at least with Nixon’s memoirs he lied in dense and lucid prose.

When Tricky Dick’s “lemon ranch” reminiscences are looked back upon fondly you know the world of memoirs hasn’t changed for the better.

But what of the chapter titles, I’m guessing…

Chapter One: Miss Congeniality
Chapter Two: Eskimo Spy
Chapter Three: VP Nominee
Chapter Four: Talkin’ to book writin’ person
Chapter Five: The Check Cleared

It’s what remainder bins were invented for.