Comments on: Matthew Continetti Sees “Moose Burgers in the White House” Because Palin is More Popular than John Edwards

By: iremember54

iremember54 — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 04:35:30 +0000

And where will those mose burgers come from? The herd of mooses she brings with Her. Can You picture a herd of the big guys running the White House Grounds. And then the silence was broken by a sharp salute and percussion of a big Gun, but not to worry it was just our President killing dinner for the first family. She sharpens Her trusty knife and prepared to gut and clean the poor criter, not seeming to notice the tour groups agast at what they are witnessing. First Dude is is standing back pointing at His bride with pride, telling them I taught Her everthing She Knows, but not offering to lend a Helping hand. After like a butchering whis she has cleaned the beast of it’s innerds, and the guts lay steaming an the lawn. Only then does She motion to the white House staff to drag the carcus into the white house kitchen.
She then tells the White house chef get it ready and I’ll make the burgers Alaskin style. Maybe it’s alittle rare for most people but we like that gamey taste, so we know we are eating the product of our land.
When cooked and served She takes a big bite, and with the blood running from the sides of Her mouth, tells the family mommy killed and made dinner for you. The first dude like having been deprived of sustainence for years is gobbling down the burgers with barely time to smak His lips in between. He does find time for loving glances at His pride and joy, for being such a good provider for the family.
The kitchen staff barely able to keep from barfing, acts with decorum and serves them with respect. While picturing the arches of McDonalds as a five star restaurant in there minds. Ofcourse the wiff of the cooking moose has whisped down the halls making some hungry and others running for the john.
At least the first family here because of the warmth does not have to where their muckluks to the White House dinning room, and can gorge themselves on their mooseburgers in true Presidential style. True Russia is no longer visable, and having to suffer with the Washington Monument instead is a downer. Future dinners running past the window, and the sound of moose hoofs does give some sense of home to the wayward travelers as the settle in to their new home.
The new president after Her great dinner, can finally set back and get all maverickey thinking about how she can turn these 49 backwards States into the real America, and much more like the extremely advanced Alaska. After all She changed Alaska from the backward outpost of civilization into the booming, energy producer that it is today practically single Handed.
Dreams flow through Her haed of when She was a Child and drew the course of the Alaska Pipe line on the map, right after those dots of where they should drill. Yes drill baby drill came so naturally in the campaign, because it had been with Her since she was ever so small.
Yes the new President has great plans. Anwar for Alaska and a rig in every yard here. Yes she at last can make us downtrodden lower Fortyniners, into the real moral majority she has visions of. Her Voodoo preacher as White House claric can give her the faith to make it all happen. Yes She knows in Her mind that She will go down in History as the Countries best President, move over old man Washington Sarah has taken the town.

By: Maus

Maus — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 22:03:38 +0000

“Translation: I’ve become a non-self-hating gay.”

Less of one, but still one.

By: Legion303

Legion303 — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 21:41:27 +0000

The concern with Palin running for president is that so many people would vote for her because it’s funny.

“Ahahahaha, guess what? I just voted for Sarah! Yeah, she won’t even come close.” (Next day: Palin sweeps presidency because of all the pure irony votes.)

By: onitgoes

onitgoes — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 21:06:17 +0000

I just wish Snowbilly Grifter would go away. Period. I’m really over her and the breathless adulation accorded to her and her guilt-by-association clan (looking at you, Levi). Get tired of KO & RM dissing her almost nightly. Is there nothing else to discuss???

I don’t care if someone “wrote” a book that purports to be about her or whatever. And Oprah… oh well. I guess Oprah needs to buy another mansion somewhere.

I’m sure Babble Spice will try to run for POTUS, and she might get funding from David Coe (C Street) or the Koch family, if they think that by waving her bright shininess in front of gullible teabaggers will win them enough votes to keep massively screwing the rest of us. So I’m not at all interested to have her run for POTUS. As someone else here pointed out, W won – not once but twice. US populace = teh stooopedz on steriods anymore.

As for craptastic spoogebucket Ted Haggard: eff him! I read on another blog some folks getting all sympathetic over him bc of his alleged giant “conflict” over his teh gheyzness. Please pull the other one. This jerk is a 2 bit shyster out for the money, and his megachurch is/was associated with the C Street Family crowd.

If Ted Haggard was some kind of truthful being, he would own his homosexuality and go join a church that supports him. And then he could proselytize for that church in the name of really helping gays to be accepted in society. This spoogebucket is out for two things only: 1) himself, and 2) money.

He has no belief in god or anything related to morality or spirituality or that old time religion. It’s all and only about money. Ugh. One of the bigger more bilious creeps out there. When I read the blog about his so-called “return” (cough hack) to “heterosexuality” I had to put a sticky note (really) over the part of the screen where his nasty ugly photo was. ICK!!!

By: cinnamonape

cinnamonape — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 20:22:07 +0000

Oh so it’s Continetti that shows such stoopid…and misuses Gallup.

BTW given Sarah’s 40% support…note how it’s close to several other widespread delusions held by the American public.

* Forty percent of the public, including 46 percent of women and 33 percent of men believe in ghosts.
* One third (34%) believe in UFOs. More men (38%) than women (31%) hold this belief.
* 30% of men and 27 of women believe in witches.
* 30 percent of women and 19 percent of men believe that the position of stars and planets influence your fate (astrology).
*21% believe in reincarnation, the belief that they were once another person.

By: cinnamonape

cinnamonape — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 20:17:15 +0000

I think Rassmussen is pretty good as an internal Republican poll…it’s when it tries to fluff up the conservative numbers by “massaging” up the Republican weighting that it goes astray.

However, does the Republican primary in Texas allow Independents or even Democrats to cross over and vote? Or is it a strict “Republicans only” election? That could make a difference.

By: PeorgieTirebiter

PeorgieTirebiter — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 20:13:21 +0000

No, I’m guessing the Democratic parties in NJ and VA couldn’t find a Russian National to run. Remember, Vladimir Owens won NY 23, the first Democrat to beat a Republican there since the war of Northern aggression.

By: OldFatGuy

OldFatGuy — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 20:02:36 +0000

I’ve asked this before, and never gotten an answer. But looking at the “related posts” above brings the question up again. One of the related posts is “New Gallup Poll Finds Republican Party Less Popular Than Russia, China, Venezuela.” We saw poll results where the GOP was registering 20%, it’s lowest in the history of polling. Yet a week and half ago, in the two gubanatorial races in the country, Republicans won both, and quite handily so.

So what gives? Are the polls full of shit, or are the vote counting machines full of shit, because it seems to me that one or the other must be full of shit.

By: puravida

puravida — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 19:51:59 +0000

Oh, sorry. It wasn’t a “scientific” poll.

;-)

By: Sufilizard

Sufilizard — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 19:48:59 +0000

Are you sure about the approval ratings of dog crappy shoes? I’m not sure Sarah actually wins that one.