As an Iowan what can I say about Steve King, the inexplicably elected four king papering capitaltimes Republican from the 5th District (Northwest Iowa)?

Well, “I’m sorry” for a start and an “but I don’t live in that part of the state” as an excuse.

In order to stay in Washington, D.C. and vote against a bill he knew would end up passing — just so he could get his mug on TV a few more times using the bill itself to litter it around the capitol building — he blew off a wedding — his son’s wedding.

Now that’s good parenting! Thanks, Dad of the Year. You love your son enough to miss the most important day of his life, so you can be a douchebag. A-W-E-S-O-M-E!

Most telling is the response of his family…

“No one in this family asked me to reconsider.”

I can certainly understand why.

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