Via Look at This Fucking Teabagger

Via Look at This Fucking Teabagger

Oh, Coincidence, you fickle wench! Just this very morning, the One Who Is So Very, Very Shrill warned:

[I]f Tea Party Republicans do win big next year, what has already happened in California could happen at the national level. In California, the G.O.P. has essentially shrunk down to a rump party with no interest in actually governing — but that rump remains big enough to prevent anyone else from dealing with the state’s fiscal crisis. If this happens to America as a whole, as it all too easily could, the country could become effectively ungovernable in the midst of an ongoing economic disaster.

[T]he takeover of the Republican Party by the irrational right is no laughing matter. Something unprecedented is happening here — and it’s very bad for America.

I hate to be the one to break this to you, Dr. Krugman, but your worst fears may have just been realized: Florida now has its very own third political party — the Tea Party Party. (Or is it the Tea Party²?)

After hard-line conservatives and tea party activists forced moderate Republican Dede Scozzafava to drop out of the race in New York’s 23rd congressional district, they announced that Florida Gov. Charlie Crist would likely be their next target in the GOP civil war. Politico’s Ben Smith reports that some Florida Republicans recently registered an official “Tea Party” to challenge both Republicans and Democrats.

The Downfall of the United States continues apace. Will Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck have a cage match fight to the death to become the de facto leader of the Tea Party Party? Will Sarah “In Gold We Trust” Palin relocate Willow, Piper and Trig to Kissimmee so she can switch parties? Will Michele Bachmann become the party’s own Betsy Ross? Will Dick Armey personally cough up the funds so the Tea Party Party can register as a third party in the other forty-nine states?

More importantly, will there be uniforms and armbands?