Crestfallen, President of the Universe Olympia Snowe tut-tutted and shook her head sadly late this afternoon after Harry Reid announced that the Senate bill would include a public option:

“I am deeply disappointed with the Majority Leader’s decision to include a public option as the focus of the legislation,” Snowe said in a statement. “I still believe that a fallback, safety net plan, to be triggered and available immediately in states where insurance companies fail to offer plans that meet the standards of affordability, could have been the road toward achieving a broader bipartisan consensus in the Senate.”

You’re not fooling anyone with your word salad, your highness. You’re deeply disappointed that Harry Reid finally learned how to count, mustered enough cartilage to stand up to the Rahminator, just this once, and left you hanging out to dry. You were rather enjoying all the forced attention and extruded praise the Democrats were lavishing on you in order to get your vote. The Democrats had ordered a sedan chair (and four Nubians) for you so you wouldn’t have to walk around Capitol Hill. Barbara Mikulski was going to peel you grapes. For the last month, Copernicus was wrong; the planets revolved around you.

Not anymore. You’ve had your day as the sun. Now it’s the public’s turn.

And spare us the sanctimonious, post-mortem clucking about sacrificing bipartisanship for a public option. Bipartisanship? With THESE Republicans? Riiiiight, if it’s one thing the Republicans have proven time and again over the past ten months, it’s that they’re deadly serious about working toward a “bipartisan” solution to health care reform:

“Senators and Congressmen will come back in September afraid to vote against the American people,” DeMint predicted, adding that “this health care issue Is D-Day for freedom in America.”

If we’re able to stop Obama on this it will be his Waterloo. It will break him,” he said.

Now that’s hearty, bipartisany goodness!

But don’t worry, your majesty–you won’t be alone at your pity party. I understand AHIP’s Karen Ignagni is so exhausted from her good cop/bad cop routine, she’s in the corner, rocking back and forth and babbling nonsensically about “bipartisanship”, even as her minions, from whom she has had to distance herself, have accused fence-sitting Republicans of giving comfort to the enemy. If that’s how the health care reform opponents define “bipartisanship,” then I need to get a new dictionary.

Right now, though, in honor of the small step in the right direction the country took today, I’m going to enjoy a celebratory slice of freshly baked cake.


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