Hey Teabagger, are you even more delusional, just out of rehab, looking for a place where you and 100 fellow wingers can hang out with the 1,400 collective voices in your 104.5 heads?
Well, look no further than the BIRTHER CRUISE, where you can sail the Caribbean looking for those Somali Pirates holding Obama’s Kenyan Birth Certificate hostage.

Passports optional, birth certificates mandatory. Offer not valid in Mexico, Canada, Vermont or other socialist countries
And don’t forget they’ll be speakers — including somethin’ special for “the ladieeeeeeees”, as charismatic as any random George and/or Rosemary Clooney.

So start working out, and get yourself ready for some cruising.
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mmk. Anyone up for sink my battleship?
I can feel the Dynamic Inertia already.
Politeness forbids me to say what the beginning of that work out video (all I watched) reminded me of… Off to peruse the NYT. (Great title, by the way.)
Good morning, pups. It’s Dowd and Friedman today. MoDo presents us with a “Daisy Chain of Cheneys” in which she says it’s hard to believe that the Bush dynasty, which limped away in disgrace after smashing our economy and the globe, has spawned another political dynasty. The Moustache of Wisdom, in “Not Good Enough,” says before we send more troops to Afghanistan, the Obama administration needs to focus on what kind of Afghan government we have as our partner.
Here they are.
The coffee and tea are ready, and I’ve got apple cranberry muffins this morning. It looks like we’re in for some more rain today, so that makes for a perfect day to stay inside and plan a cruise… The list of speakers is mind-boggling (and I don’t necessarily mean that in a good way). Have a great day.
Morning all.
Can you bring your guns on a cruise?
Mornin’, gang -
Guess everybody has heard about the new gooper web site….here’s an article about same:
http://features.csmonitor.com/innovation/2009/10/13/new-republican-party-site-crashes-hours-after-launch/
The comments at csm are to die for….lots of *snickering* and *snorting*. From one wag commenter:
Attaturk – Did you intend some snark I’m missing wrt to the spelling of “vacaton”?
No one here recalls the Legend of the USS Titanic by Jamie Brockett?
Ship of fools
For this one I would imagine that would be mandatory.
JAMIE BROCKETT – LEGEND OF THE U.S.S. TITANIC LYRICS
Like Arlo Guthrie’s classic “Alice’s Restaurant” only the chorus is song – a commentary on prejudice and hemp, providing an alternate reason for the great tragedy.
I’m going to say that I was sending a signal the “i” key was stuck on my keyboard.
But sadly, it appears I didn’t hit it hard enough and missed it in editing.
As Michael Steele would say, “My bad”
33,400 hits for vacaton google so don’t feel too bad
What?! No Joe the Plumber?!
Jeez, those wingnuts can’t get anything right.
When Michael Steele is finally fired, it will undoubtedly be blamed on liberal
fascistsracists.Speaking of keyboards:
Have been off-line since late Saturday due in part to travel but also switching over to a new computer. Keyboard action is gonna take some getting used to but it be a sweet machine. :-)
Still having to sign in each time I come back to the site.
Yesterday it was fine all day !
Did you try clearing your browser’s cache? That has been solving the problem for some pups.
Morning swim is up top…
Funny that they want to come to the Caribbean where 99% of the people adore Obama. I’m sure they’d be happier doing the Alaska route.
Just the latest Republican plot
We’re starting to hear about rifts in the Republican coalition, long known for its fanatical lockstep discipline. But with their crazies in full throat, what are the folks who pass as the reasonable and moderate wing of the party to do?
Put all their crazies on one boat, then arrange for al Qaeda to torpedo the thing, that’s what they can do. You get rid of the embarrassing loonies, create a boatload of martyrs, and re-energize stark, raving TERROR of the terrorists, all in one swift maneuver. The idea has Rove written all over it.
The only problem with the plan is getting someone to do the kill right. Al Qaeda might get wussy about torpedoing a bunch of civilians. They did 9/11 to provoke a military response so they could get back to the guerrilla warfare against our military that they feel more comfortable with, the pussies. That worked out so well for them, that they might not feel that they need to kill more civilians at the moment. They’re especially unlikely to be willing to surface after sinking the ship of fools in order to machine-gun the survivors, and that really would be the artistic touch this thing would need to have the required effect. They could get Blackwater to do it as a black job, pretending to be al Qaeda, but those guys are trying to keep a low profile (what is it they’re calling themselves today?), and besides, they employ a lot of ex-military, and those people tend to throw moral qualms in the way of a sweet ratfuck at the most inconvenient junctures. Of course, they could always go with Wellpoint. The mechanics of it are not in their field of expertise, but for a job like this, soul, or rather, the lack thereof, matters more than the mechanics, and Wellpoint has lack of soul in spades.
Member of the “working press” in the Outdoor Writers Association? Wow. Color me impressed with those credentials.