Over the weekend we had a few good laughs about how our friends on the right were once more debating the state of their Intellectual Movement, especially in regards to whether or not they have one.
Of course, if you have to ask this kind of a question at all it is usually a pretty good sign you don’t. And if you are reduced to citing as evidence of your Intellectual Movement’s gravitas and vitality Jonah Goldberg’s Liberal Fascism: Please Pretend This Is a Big-Boy Book, Look I Have Endnotes, well, about all you have left to do as far as deep thinking about your movement goes is come up with a snappy epitaph.
Not that, say, Jonah Goldberg agrees. To be fair, he couldn’t really be expected to, though he does anyhow come up with something that could very credibly be chiseled into the tombstone: "the right-wing blogosphere is festooned with sparkling intelligence." Festooned!
And indeed, it’s totally so fucking festooned. See, for instance, just today, TS speculating as to the possible advent of The Wingularity, which would be this, a resuscitation of the William Ayers wrote Obama’s book stuff.
Speaking as a scientist, one of the key distinctions between a specifically Intellectual Movement and any other sort of Movement (insert obvious joke here, I’m too classy for sort of thing) is that, you know, as a bare minimum, intellectuals kind to need develop some sort of ability to distinguish between empirical reality and comical hooey. Oh hello again, Jonah Goldberg!
"Movement Conservatism" was never an intellectual movement. It was and remains identity politics, shilling, wanking, and make-pretend. Disagree? Detect an intellectual idea in here, and let me know what it is when it’s at home, would you?



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New Thersday!
I prefer to think of it as Thersday Eve.
Festooned Pantload!
If you read the Jonah Goldberg entry (hate to give him traffic…) you’ll see he’s regretting having pooh-pooh a Movement conservative. But what else would you do with them? (In my case, I’m definitely not too classy!)
Fest-fuckin’-toooooned. That is a good one I gotta admit. good one for Dr, J.
When my mom talked about “movements” she meant takin’ a dump. Neither here nor there. The post just reminded me of that.
Thers is too classy..)
(I’m not classy I guess)
Festooned like glops of faded tinsel on a Christmas tree. Only without the good memories.
I would call it more of a bowel movement than an intellectual movement.
fes·toon (f-stn)
n.
Can you see why Jonah The Great White was drawn to the word festoon?
‘Of course, if you have to ask this kind of a question at all it is usually a pretty good sign you don’t’
Ah, where politics and rhetoric cross.
That’s MISTER Pantload to you…
In all fairnes, they’re easily confused when you have your head up your ass.
You win the poopy prize, and deserve to be festooned accordingly.
More like a TP’d tree on Halloween.
I always preferred “pinchin’ a loaf.” More evocotaive than “bowel movement” which is not really my taste. Neither here nor there. Your comment just reminded me.
Grammar Nazi!!!111
‘about all you have left to do as far as deep thinking about your movement goes is come up with a snappy epitaph.’
When have you ever known me to be polite? :)
flatulent came more to mind here.
Thers
Thanks for that link to “Ayers Dreams of Obama”. Guy is a total dickhead. But I suppose he’ll have to suffice as an intellectual in wignutia.
Flatulence is my middle name.
8-)
Any movement which considers Jonah an “intellectual” (sic) is not merely brain dead, but positively brainless.
Do it and set Jonah free …
Thers !
Oh, I invented “the Wingularity.” I think.
True. An actual bowel movement would more substantive than they can manage.
Compared to some, you’re Mr. Manners.
Since there is no actual “movement” in the bowels of the beast, would it be fair to say that Wingnuttery is
intellectuallymentally constipated?“Movement Conservatism” …
Good definition.
Much less informative than fossilized scat.
What type of scientist? Mad Scientist?
OK. I never heard the word “festoon” before. I’m sure the Jesuits taught it but I was out stoned that day. So I looked it up. Is rthe what Goldberg means?
7.Dentistry. to reproduce natural gum patterns around the teeth or a denture.
And this just in from Stockholm:
The 2009 Nobel Prize for Political Reporting goes
to Gloria “Had Some Work Done” Borger for
Republicans don’t really want to work with Obama
Asshats are no doubt predisposed to constipation.
beerfart will happily oblige. ;)
Well, their “minds” (sic) are definitely fossilized. Perhaps fossilized flatus?
gah, *my minds eye!*
Farts cause movement. Some really give ya a good rattlin’. A brain fart maybe ?
Mental constipation along with verbal diarrhoea …
More on the David Letterman sex scandal on local news. Zip on Ensign, Coburn and The Family.
No shit, Walter Cronkite!
Wow, that’s gotta hurt.
On the 7th day, add Dentistry?
A High Misdemeanor. Impeach the bastard:
COLUMBIA, S.C. — A Highway Patrol trooper stopped South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford’s car for speeding and asked his protective detail driver why he was driving so fast, but let them go without issuing a ticket after he shook the governor’s hand, a video released Wednesday shows.
Read more at: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/…..-speeding/
Let history record that I had only high-minded discourse as a response to this post, not poop jokes.
Well Republican sex scandals ain’t exactly news, now are they?
I gotta leave you folks and get some shut eye. Night. Go Jankees!!!!
From the last link:
This is from her dissertation: Goedel, Planck and Wittgenstein: Wisdom in the Interstices.
Well the discourse here is considerably more elevated than at Redstake, The Cornholerer, Ann’s Outhouse, or Hot Airhead.
Night, bfl.
the masses it’s already garnered to itself
Spelling error there. Should be “the messes it’s already garnered.”
In his “book,” in a remarkable demonstration of projection, Goldberg festooned himself with fascism.
:o http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgUwpb3I98M
Dubya was taken aback by the idea of a Conservative Movement. When Conservative movement was written (phonetically) into one of his speeches, Dubya bristled. Dubya declared that he (and Rove) alone remade the Repuke Party in its modern incarnation.
Suck on that, Goldberg. Dubya is yours. You own him.
Off-topic non sequiturs.
Today is the 160th anniversary of of Edgar Allen Poe’s departure.
1955 – Beat poet Allen Ginsberg reads his poem “Howl” for the first time at a poetry reading in San Francisco.
u r sooooo pun’y!
The masses it has gathered range from pimples to large tumors.
Nighters.
OMG!!! Joel & MST 3K!!
Long time, no see.
either that, or masses of substances we would rather not think about, right, Thers?
but, but, but I taught Dubya said ‘i pwnd’ Goldberg.
Heh.
My kids love that movie.
And a hearty HI-KEEBAH to you!
Maui!!!111
Excuse me? I was thinking about Jesus…
:’( I only know that clip ;)
OMG, she really has had some work done. Must have used Greta’s plastic surgeon. Scary.
They leave coprolites behind?
Um … looks like the fight between progressive Islam and fundy Islam has begun in Canada …
Althouse has been especially crazy lately, which makes it hard to link her. Though the distinction there between trolling and full-blown loony is admittedly blurry…
Borger’s forehead has a surface tension previously observed only in the crusts of certain neutron stars.
Question is, would you be willing to fight Madonna for him?
Egad, I just realized the name association!
Thers @ 44:
Cause you were laughing too hard, I bet.
How could you have overlooked this wingnuttery? Thom Hartmann did not. Derbyshire pretends to be a mathematician. But I think he is English so anything he says is suspect. Derbyshire also writes for the National Review so anything he says is suspect.
Has Trader Joe’s been having a sale on Two Buck Chuck?
They pass and leave no trace behind, save an eternally lingering stench of rancid ideas and rotten morals.
Call me crazy but I think people have a fundamental right to overdress.
and when ever was that line blurry line hard to distinguish?
LOL !!!
How would you know the difference? Perhaps they ran out of jug wine and she has been nipping at the antifreeze.
Don’t forget racism! And know-nothingism.
Also. You betcha.
When I’ve been drinking…?
I’ve always referred to it as bowl movement conservatism and others are free to use the term.
Indizzle. Also, I suspect they may be about to attempt scapegoating homosexuals.
and i thought that just made mushy landscapes :’(
Ok who’s gonna tell Thers balloon juice got there first on Wingularity?
the original mc seems to say it all D:
Obama will reportedly deliver a gay-rights speech on Saturday. Talk is cheap, Mr. President.
u? ;)
it’d be good if he’d use it as a metaphor for human rights.
Well, that hardly counts. I said it with more panache.
Really? I’d be SHOCKED, SHOCKED I tell you!
eeek! nutz!!!111
Those would be the right to be ignored, lied to, and used? Or is he referring to the old fashioned rights to be abused, attacked, insulted and discriminated against?
Oh. My. God.
http://article.nationalreview……038;w=MA==
alas old Occam, i knew him well.
I have to go to bed. And good grief that last link… I have material forever!
Loves ya.
why do i have better nro?
l8s!
I claims to oppose marriage equity because of his religious convictions. Gee whiz, I’m so relieved we didn’t elect a conservative…
g’nite Thers
Speaking as a practicing ethnohistorian, we technically refer to that as “anal history” after where they got their data. And God had nothing to do with this.
Nighters. Think I will toddle off as well. Take care all.
G’nite.
Looks like I’m last one out, shutting off the light.
bump, ouch crash, ouch kathud
all right who turned out the lights
Would you leave the dang light on? I’m almost finished with work, and I hate walking into a dark room!
Hi Suz! Appears I owe you a coke, or your bev of choice!
After this high-minded debate, it would seem childish to mention that the Constitution is not 230 years old as, the esteemed author of the last-referenced essay states.
coffee — a latte if ya wanna really big smile of thanks
Bowel Movement Conservativism.
-G
Like sparkling festoons of intelligence in the asscrack?
They are overdue for a reformation.
-G
oy! comedic timing!
[slides a grande latte, chocolate shavings on top, down the bar Suz’s way.]
thank ye kindly
ahhhhhh the lights are on and all is good
I don’t think they have had a movement in a long time. You can take medicine for that donchaya know.
(should have read the comments first. see it has been covered.)
Hi!
Quick drive-by: Capitalism causes murder.
Bye!
Fascinating. Thanks.
When I read Golberg’s priceless quote, “the right-wing blogosphere is festooned with sparkling intelligence,” I damn near laughed myself into an aneurism. Festooned? Like plague victims are “festooned” with pustules. Like carrion is “festooned” with maggots. Like Palin is “festooned” with stupid. I can think of few subsets of humanity – and I am using that term very liberally – that on the whole, exhibit less evidence of intelligence than “the right-wing blogosphere.” What they are “festooned” with is not intelligence. Maybe imbecility, insanity, brainlessness, ridiculosity, idiocy, lunacy, inanity, ludimocrosity, mendacity, or just plain ol’ fucking meanness, but certainly not intelligence.
It is indeed a movement. Just like what I flushed down the toilet was also a movement. Both are not things that I would want to follow.
Heh! Intellectual conservatives is an oxymoron, like jumbo shrimp. And unlike jumbo shrimp, intellectual conservatives are not delicious.
I can’t believe nobody has quoted Joel as depicted in the image that accompanies this piece: Joel is mimicking a character in a movie they MiSTied that is responding to a singer in a recording studio asking how a take was — Joe’s smirky smile and AOK gesture are belied by what he (and the original character) say in a very jerky tone, and the same line applies perfectly to the Republican Party –
“IT STINKS!”