I suppose you’ve seen the article from a Feller at the Amerkin Booby Prize Instatoot in the Wapo posing the question, "Is Conservatism Brain Dead?" I dunno myself. (Consults handbook.) Oh yes. Even zombies can be killed, you know, if one employs the proper technique. "Remove the head, or destroy the brain." This confers upon "conservatives" a natural advantage, I suppose, being lacking in the brain possession area, but chin up, lefties, there is always the decapitation option. Where were we…? Oh yes, with this sort of thing:

Consider the "tea party" phenomenon. Though authentic and laudatory, it is unfocused, lacking the connection to a concrete ideology that characterized the tax revolt of the 1970s, which was joined at the hip with insurgent supply-side economics.

Are the teabaggers both authentic and laudatory? Probably, as this doesn’t mean anything. Many confused people are genuinely pissed off about things that hopelessly muddle them… Well, congratulations. Whatever "insurgent supply-side economics" were, though, I’m sure I’m relieved not to be hanging my hat on that as far as intellectual repute goes. Neither am I buying this, especially:

About the only recent successful title that harkens back to the older intellectual style is Jonah Goldberg’s "Liberal Fascism," which argues that modern liberalism has much more in common with European fascism than conservatism has ever had. But because it deployed the incendiary f-word, the book was perceived as a mood-of-the-moment populist work, even though I predict that it will have a long shelf life as a serious work. Had Goldberg called the book "Aspects of Illiberal Policymaking: 1914 to the Present," it might have been received differently by its critics. And sold about 200 copies.

Right, Jonah Goldberg is gonna bring back the baraiiiiiins…Glad that’s not my "intellectual movement."Also, we learn that Glenn Beck is into Hegel, or something. There is no more cherished delusion of the American Right that they have an Intellectual Pedigree. Or, shorter Greater Wingnuttia:Brrrrraiiiiiinnnnns.