The text of the Obama school speech is blah blah blah "stay in school" blah blah blah.
But as they say, and by they I mean she, and by she I mean only Michelle Malkin because, well…it’s the subtext, the indecipherable actions and noises detectable only to feral hamsters, three-legged wombats, Glenn Beck and Malkin, that matters.
And here is the subtext of Barack Obama’s speech to children to turn them into little Che Gueveras wearing eponymous t-shirts.
In Morse Code the President will repeatedly blink out "A-l-l-a-h-u-a-c-k-b-a-r".
So now you know. If you hadn’t stayed in school, grad-gee-ated. and "done been learned" you would know these things.
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What Obama really means is “stay in the great socialist mind-meld” where you might meet people with other experiences and real-world problems. Some place where the experiences can’t be utterly framed by controlling parents. The institution that is intended to give a chance for some to break through their bars of social class and income.
Of course most conservatives hate schools…public education, that is. Remember the “Bell Curve” whose thesis was that education for the poor and middle class intended to make them rise above their “station” was worthless. Intelligence was highly heritable….and tied to social class. Those upper class kids were really the only ones that might benefit from better educations. That could be obtained in private schools. Why waste the money on public schools? Except maybe for some sort of technical education, that is. Math, Science, English…that stuff is for those who need to make the decisions in society…
Next thing you know these landless peasants will want to vote.
Even Pawlenty has stepped into the Loon Boat on this one.
Good morning, pups. It’s Bobo and Mr. Herbert this morning. In “The Bloody Crossroads” Bobo says a new quarterly magazine called National Affairs occupies the bloody crossroads where social science and public policy meet matters of morality, culture and virtue. In “It’s Time to Get Help” Mr. Herbert says we’ve forgotten how to live within our means, the benefits of shared sacrifice, the responsibilities of citizenship, the importance of a well-rounded education, and tolerance.
Here they are.
The coffee and tea are ready, and the biscuits are out of the oven. Even though I’d rather have more time off I’m all scrubbed and ready to face work. Well, I will be after another cup of tea… Have a great day.
The principal of my son’s charter school sent out a letter last week which said in so many words that he was choosing not to subject a “captive audience” to what many considered political posturing. I just sent him an email with the full text and a note that it was ironic for me to be forced to keep my son home to hear a message about staying in school.
And yes, I would have done the exact same thing if this had been the prepared speech for a GWB presidency last year. The message is what’s important, not the party.
Now that I think about it, the principal might be between a rock and a hard place, what with the large amount of McCain/Palin bumper stickers I see on the SUVs there every morning when I’m dropping off my kid…
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I think that there are serious concerns in the Caucasian-American community that the President might, er, whip it out. In front of white girls.
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My local school district poobahs (Portsmouth NH) have, over the weekend, changed their collective little minds and decided to allow the local children to be indoctrinated by Chavez’ friend Obama. I have no idea if this change of mind was as a result of all the phone calls made to them by the members of the local communist cell but I can only assume so. Another local school district (Somersworth NH) is, I believe, still intent on protecting our poor vulnerable youngsters from the non-white, socialist, occupant of the white house so we will still have some school children growing up with good ol’ murcan values. I did hear that they were debating whether to invite O’Reilly, Beck or Dobbs to a “blooding” ceremony for the third through fifth graders to be held at the end of October.
Well you do tend to get what you pay for when you send your children to an american madrassa.
Oh, I do so hope that you forgot to close a snark tag at the end…
oops
You will never go broke over estimating the stupidity of the American public.
If these jerks can be prosecuted for child abuse for denying their children an education, I say do it. hahaha
Good Morning all. We’re being forced to fight stupid fights to keep us distracted from the important ones (which, of course, is their goal).
Yes, you are right, who did win the NASCAR race this weekend anyway?
Tonight was Wine Tuesday at my house here in New Zealand. Try explaining this insanity to the rest of the world. Useless. Have another glass of wine, they politely urge.
This is blatant racism if this is the first time the kiddies can’t hear the President of The United States speak.
Call and ask what color was the person who made the final decision in your school district not to allow the first black President to address citizens of our country. george no problem bush held those kids in Florida hostage on 9-11, didn’t he?
True dat. Makes ya wanna say ”Is that reeeeally all ya got?
Wait a minute… what’s this line buried in the speech footnotes….? Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn…?
I was actually pleasantly surprised to see Morning Joe mocking his fellow conservatives’ reactions to Obama’s speech…! Aloha Ya’ll from the top of Mauna Kea…!
Of course np one in MSM would ever ask that because it sounds too much like a logical follow-up question.
Aloha, CTut and a good morning to all with thanks to Attaturk for morning snark to wake us
Obama urges the kids to stay in school and get good MARKS.
That makes it a a marksist speech advocating marksism we can believe in.
I’m old enough to remember when “Kenneth, what is the frequency?” was considered crazy talk.
The only use his mob has for school kids.
Mika the Globalist, Joe the Killer, Harold the Corporate Tool, and and a Barbie Doll who worked for Caribou Barbie are on the GE(Jet engines, nukeular power plants, toxic pollution) tee vee making false equivalences between the extreme right and extreme left. It is the internet, you tube and bloggers who are distorting our politics which used to be oh so civil.
So, this means future republican presidents will be censored?
This may not be related but I wish Obama would flush Grassely!!
My God the right is so afraid that the Children might might learn something and then be able to see Thur their bullshit. They prefer that the kids sit home and play X BOX
Oh it is the fault of the teachers and unions according to Killer Joe. “Teachers have been too concerned with teacher’s jobs rather than education.” “What if teachers underperform year after year is it OK to fire them?”
Joe the answer is no, because you and your fellow bubbleheads have always underperformed. But you are still allowed to catapult the propaganda.
Sounds like it’s time to change schools.
Baucus needs to go too…
Source: Key Senate Democrat dumps public option from health-care reform bill…
Truth be told, I think they would prefer the childruns be forced to work for their corps for slave wages, if you really asked them their druthers.
Anything Obama does is being distorted, In North Carolina o the crazies are out touting their bull. Not only are they not allowing their children listen to Obama, but Pat McCrory (former repug candidate for gov) is holding a “Hands of my Health Care” meeting in Raleigh I’m sure if you follow the money that whole show is paid for by good old BCBS and their cronies.
Morning All, This is to gross to have to endure this early. Grassly on C-span first thing in the morning
complaining the Obama is speeding things up and that 80 votes
are needed. Give me a break asshat.
should read Hands off my health care.
80 votes are needed???
Yeah, I can understand Assly saying that. After all, every bill that Bush signed into law was passed by a minimum of 80.
Weren’t they??
Those were the ones without signing statements, right? :-)
During my lifetime the Democrate Presidents of Johnson, Carter, Clinton, and now Obama have been slapped with stupidity.
I can only see a pattern here, one that is pulled out to undermine leadership of the party. This stupid gaming will continue unless somebody gets out in front of it. It will be used to bring down this Presidency as well if nothing is done.
I am so angry with the White House communications team right now. They have already failed at getting ahead of the nutjobs.
Let me attempt to help you understand why people do not want THIS president to talk to the children. In the bible there is a secret code. It is soooo well hidden that it has taken centuries to figure out. They are equidistant letter sequences, or ELSs. To locate an ELS in a sentence you must eliminate the spaces and look for words that could be formed from letters that are equally spaced within the string of letters that form the sentence. Since Obama is secretly the Antichrist, his code is the opposite-UNequidistance letter sequences and is not found in his written word but, is in his spoken word. This is why Obama has all of those strange pauses in his speeches. The highly educated cannot hear it – only the uneducated whose minds have not been polluted by the MSM are able to discern it. Only people like Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck are able to break the code without being hypnotized by Obama’s voice. This is why they tell their listeners to not watch Obama’s speeches – they will watch and tell us what Obama said. Rush and Beck are the “Anti-anti-Christ” and are immune to his powers. They will watch Obama’s speech for us, find and translate the hidden codes, then tell us what Obama REALLY said and REALLY meant. This is how we will know what to believe. Watch and learn grasshoppers. The truth is out there.
Beware oh wingnut school children. I hear that if you play the speech backwards you will hear a message from Bill Ayers, Rev. Wright, and Van Jones proclaiming an end to the excellent school system in the U. S. and new maoist reeducation camps will be starting soon.
If you let your children wear your tin foil hats to school today they will be protected from the microwaves that are also being emitted by Komrade Obama.