Either the Republicans and the media have gone insane, or I have.  Some of the reactions to Teddy Kennedy’s passing were sadly predictable, like the raw hate that vomited forth where compassion and humanity should have been, and the assertions that the Democrats should bipartisanly compromise the hell out of healthcare because Teddy was such a great bipartisan compromiser – like this latest nonsense from Stephanopoulos:

It’s not going to get through the Senate right now and I think that what Democrats may try to do is remind people of another side of the Kennedy legacy. That was Kennedy the compromiser. Kennedy the negotiator. The man who was willing to take a portion, incremental gain even if he couldn’t get everything he was calling for.

Riiiight. Because all Teddy ever cared about was getting a bill passed, and he would happily carve out its heart as a sacrifice to his hungry bipartisan god.  That’s totally how he became the liberal lion of the Senate, by passing 47 years’ worth of useless watered-down crap.  Really fantastic political insight there, Snuffy.

But like I said, I expected that, although I do worry that Obama and the Democrats will gleefully embrace it to kill the public option "for Ted."  No, the one I didn’t see coming, the one that still has my brain gasping for air, is this one from the AJC’s Cynthia Tucker and CNN’s Wolf Blitzer:

I was talking earlier with some friends and I asked, who might emerge as the new Ted Kennedy in the United States Senate? You know who a lot of people think it might be? … That would be Senator McCain.

Tucker is slightly less awful than Wolf because she argues only that McCain should try to be the next Teddy, but it’s still crazy to suggest that he’d be capable of it even if he wanted to.

Just because John McCain displays occasional flashes of bipartisanship, unsuccessfully ran for president, and is older than television, that does not – and will not – make him Teddy Kennedy.

To be the next Teddy Kennedy requires patience, hard work, political savvy, persuasiveness, and most importantly of all… a deep and sincere concern for people other than yourself.  McCain fails that test in every way.

Face it: there is no "new Ted Kennedy."  There was only the one Ted Kennedy, and now he’s gone.  It’s Max Baucus’s Senate now, and God help us all.


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