ES! Pups!

*looks around and blinks in disbelief* i was the first one here tonight? damn.

ES, NDFG, PUPS!

FWDiva
Dang, you fast, ndfg!

Hellooooo!

Hellllooooo-da-lay-hee-hooooo!

FWDiva

[omg, FWD is frikking yodelling! I singlehandedly RUINED her career suggesting she do so! Quick, KC, HIDE]

Oh KellyCDenver, are you a Seinfeld lover? Yakka yakka…

not fast, singularly lucky tonight *g* If it wasn’t so late i’d go out and buy a powerball ticket …

Good late late night ES & pups. Here owing to earlier stomach upset, which has nearly been cured by an early nap. Leaving me awake at this late hour.

Pouring with Danny rain in the mid-Hudson. If I don’t grow gills soon, I’m gonna drown. Think this year will set a record.

Yodelling divas. Place is hopping tonight!

So, are you dressed like swiss family robinson or heidi?

Everybody, make FWD sing “Lonely Goatherd”! She loves it!

Sing along with LYRICS!

RU kidding? This is a blog…I’m in my PJs!!!

FWDiva

Yodelling divas.

LOL, got my attention!!!

Right, snark’s out. No more of this, then.

;>)

Knock-Knock.

Who’s there?

Old Lady.

Old Lady who?

I didn’t know you could yodel!

*ducks and runs*

Luv it.

That was snark?!!!
I’m not sure that UK guy’s definition of Snark matches my own…especially since I get snarky even when I’m not online.
Maybe I need to consult the Urban Dictionary or something.

FWDiva

Good one NDFG!

Weeeee! I wish you woulda stuck the scissors in his eye though!

Perfect. Lanz of Austria ?

on edit – for funny at 13

OK, my turn

So…a busload of older couples, on their way to or from Vegas, probably, goes over a cliff. Tragic!
Anyway, they’re all queued up at the Pearly Gates.

St Peter consults his clipboard and says to the first man: Well, I see you’ve led an exemplary life…given to charity, kind to animals, yadda yadda yadda…but
You obviously value money more than you love God, or you wouldn’t have married a woman called Penny. So, I’m sorry, the down escalator is just there to your right.

Next gentleman: Well, I see you’ve led an exemplary life…Peace Corps, ACLU member, yadda yadda yadda…but
you obviously love food more than you love God, or you wouldn’t have married a woman called Candy. So, I’m sorry, the down escalator is just there to your left.

About 3 couples back in line, the man says to his wife “Oh well, let’s get outta here, Fanny!”

FWDiva

i’m with ya … not my definition of snark either. And as a bona fide Virgo, i am right. *g*

Not this time of year, but thanks for the link.

I keep seeing this online dating site commercial, and this girl says “I promise to never wear a flannel nightgown.” And I always wonder, wait, what’s wrong with wearing a flannel nightgown?!

FWDiva

[ba-dum-KSSHHH!]

Good one!

Of course you are, dearie.
I’m often told that there’s a LOT of Virgo in my chart:
“You’re NOT doing it right!”

FWDiva

We’d have to let the monkeys out first.

;>)

Thank you, thank you very muh!
I’m here all week! Don’t forget to tip your waitress. Try the veal!

FWDiva

LOLLOL

Dammit, guess I can see my chances at the gates.

heh, i heard a similar version from a gay friend who had the third couple’s dialog as “It doesn’ t look good for us, Dick.”

Yay, that works, too!
FWDiva

DB – ya gotta issue spew alerts, dammit!

Usually the db byline suffices. He don’t do anything that’s not spew-worthy.

FWDiva

i heard the definition of a keeper guy as one who buys you cozy flannel jammies *g*

Hey, I’ll munch to that!
FWDiva

As does your byline almost all the time.

Oh well, late to arrive, early to leave, what can I say??? I’m a wimp.

It’s almost 2 AM here, and I’m hoping I’m gonna finally get some Z’s.

Night all, and thanks once again for some laughs. They were badly needed.

Peace.

Now, now, FW…I strive to keep an elevated tone always, with subtle touches of innuendo and high brow sentiments.

;>)

You follow his links knowing you WILL need a towel for the spews when ya get there!! Never fails!

what’d I say??

Nuthin wrong with a flannel nightgown. Nuthin.

At least they’re made of natural fibres, unlike that icky sheer nylonie stuff
allegely sexy peignoirs used to be made of.

i put plastic wrap over my monitor & keyboard when db shows up in the threads. No problem!

thats one method that works!

Um, raised eyebrows and highbrow just aren’t the same thing, OK?
FWDiva

Night, OFGuy.
Sleep tight!

FWDiva

Well Pups it is now almost 2 am here… time to get some sleep for the kids big day… Will check in when I get time..

Nite Pups enjoy the weekend…I know we will…

Night Nahant, have fun!
FWDiva

You might put something on the floor too, the children aren’t very ‘potty friendly’.

;>)

g’night! this place has often saved my few remaining shreds of sanity by providing some good laughs.

true, that! You could also put them in squirrel costumes … lately I’ve been calling Republicans “The Squirrel Poo Party – It’s full o’ nuts!™”

You’re right. That sort of mugging slapstickery simply has no place on a serious blog.

;>)

The furry thing is quite popular for the fall season, I hear.

;>)

And all this time I was thinking db wasn’t a he but a she.

Computer is still yodeling at me. Scaring the cat. Bloody dial-up.

excellent!

ahahaaaaa! But how do they manage to get in double wet-suits with all that fur?

Summer must be fraught for furries.

Very carefully.

;>)

…and off to bed. Sweet dreams, FDL.

Night, DB
Night, Pups.
Thanks for the company!
FWDiva

g’nite db and all. poof.

g’night here also *waves night-night to the Pups*

Kinda quiet tonite? Just wanted to tell ES how GREAT “Yo Momma’s Big Fat Booty Band” is. My favorite you’ve intoduced so far.

You think you can get them for Nahant’s next meet up?

Just spent a cross country flight in a seat directly behind Chris Wallace. HE was reading the NY Times and watching CNN on the satellite tv. Shows you who he trusts…

He had just come off an interview with Cheny… I could almost smell a touch of brimstone in his hair.

evening, all

Hah! No Faux and the WSJ? Murdoch wouldn’t like that. I wonder what Mike Wallace thinks of his son destroying his professional reputation by whoring for a rag.

Hey PPD

hey emerson

It’s quiet tonite. I’m actually going to sleep early tonite. See you tomorrow.

later

Lou Barlow sounds like they are somewhat influenced by the three-piece era Genesis. The songwriting is quite reminiscent of that band.