If political hacks want to try and whip up and manipulate their little flock, then let them… and if the people of Texas want to teach their sons and daughters that we are all descendants of some person or animal on Noah’s Ark, and want this taught in their public schools, then what business is it of yours or mine, unless our children also attend Texas public schools, in which case we’d do better to simply tell them different, and teach them also about how injecting religion into politics is just emotional bait etc.

This stuff is just too old and too stupid to matter, and it’s always better to stay focused and undistracted in political discourse.

And of course, their heads just explode when you point out that it’s that separation that is undoubtedly the reason the U.S. has the highest proportion of church/synagogue/mosque/temple-attending citizens in the “free world.”
(Oh, now don’t ask me for the cite. I’m sleepy. But I know it’s true!/s)

OK! Which ones of you was telling him what church he had to go to?! Come on, fess up, cuz you are scaring him and he might pee in his David Vitter Specials.

Who knew? As near as we could tell here in The Land of Enchantment that pile of hair was covering an anencephalic monster.