You forgot Australia, Teddy. According to Olbermann, the so-called Kenya birth cert is really a poorly doctored Australian birth cert.

I know, Australia! Amazing how hard it is to keep up with the Taitz-mindmeld.

According to Olbermann she’s called “T’aint”!! Snicker. snort!

and demi, when you get here, backatcha! I love yer mind!

Sure the thing isn’t from Rhodesia?

Nahhh, ridgebacks are from Rhodesia.

I don’t know where Crumple-Horned Snorkacks are from, though.

It is weird, isn’t it?

((((((Teddy)))))

I think the forgery put his birthplace in a town in present-day Kenya that was actually then in Zanzibar. Thank goodness rethug birthers are both ignorant and illiterate.

Teddy. You hit it.
I need a new wig…a big one. And, blonder.

Bwahahahahaha…. They are laughable.

Teddy !

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lisa has late nite upstairs

If we were going to put up song for Helen Thomas’ B-Day party, what would it be?
(And, please, something more creative that the Beatles.)
I’m thinking, like, Cole Porter. You’re the….?

Hey Teddy. Yeah birthday.. that will claim the news cycle thoroughly tomorrow. I was born in Cincinnati, Ohio. Some people (NYC inhabitants) view that as a foreign country too. So, for that reason I won’t try to run for President. I don’t have a clue where my birth certificate is. Also, I can’t run for President because -I did a lot of drugs in the 70,s… I am an agnostic….. I got nailed for shoplifting $4.75 in lunch meat…. I have never married….. I have 3 more semesters to finish my undergrad degree… and my last name is not Bush or Cheney or Romney. Lastly, nobody has approached me about it. It’s just not meant to be.

It’s easy to understand why Eddie Albert moved her out to the country, when you see Orly on the teevee with David Shuster, isn’t it?

This makes me wonder, do any non-Hawaii Obama birth certificates list a different date of birth?

More cake and ice cream !

hiya npb!

Kind of weird when Peter Lawford introduces her as “the late Marilyn Monroe.” I mean, I know he was teasing her for not being prompt, but the woman would be dead in less than three months.

hi teddy

Mr. Obama was born eighteen days after me, however he got elected president before me so I guess that makes us even.

Wait one minute there!! I heard he was born of two wolves, named something like Rome…, aw I forget, but I’ll be right back with the paperwork to prove it…just hang on…

Eddie Albert was a great guy. In addition to acting he was a war hero (he rescued 47 marines and assisted in the rescue of 30 more under heavy machine-gun fire) and a longtime social and environmental activist.

He was a triplet. Remus, Romulus, and Barack.

I heard he was a quad: Shadrach, Meschach, Abednego, and Barack.