The Republican Party, thanks to such stalwarts as Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck has figured out just how to stay in power.

Oh sure, it probably doesn’t seem wise when they blow off hispanics like this:

Republicans’ dilemma in connecting with the growing Hispanic electorate will be on vivid display Tuesday: GOP members of the Senate Judiciary Committee will vote overwhelmingly against confirming Sonia Sotomayor, the first Latino nominee to the Supreme Court. And the Democratic Party chairman will address the nation’s largest Latino political group — partly in Spanish. No national GOP official is speaking.

Sadly, Michael Steele couldn’t make it there, but did send a video message talking about how much he loved the Frito Bandito growing up.

And, of course, they also have a plan to reach out to African Americans by implying they weren’t born here or wish to make white people slaves.

But they are moving aggressively to protect their base from the dangers of Barack Obama’s secret plan, old white people euthanasia.

Yes, they’ve uncovered the real plot now. You think the fact that older people die more than young people is just a coincidence? No, it’s a plot launched by Barack Obama 4.5 billion years ago!


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