At least we’ll always have Paris twitter:
I remember my old man. I think that they would have called him sort of a little man, common man. He didn’t consider himself that way. You know what he was? He was a
streetcar motormanpolar bear wrangler first, and then he was a farmer, and then he had a lemon ranch. It was the poorest lemon ranch in Alaska, or at least it was tied for worst, I can assure you. He sold it before they found oil on it. [Laughter] And then he was agrocerfrequent official complainant against my former brother in law. But he was a great man, because he did his, whatchacallit? job, and every one of them jobs counts up to the hilt there, regardless of what happens or how many ethics complaints there are. He never went with the flow.Nobody will ever write a book, probably, about my mother, I know I won’t. Well, I guess all of you would say this about your mother — but
my mother wasthe bottom line is I am a saint.
Though Sunday is her last day as governor (she’s leaving at a picnic), at least we know that ol’ Sarah will be keeping in touch with us through the most glamorous twitter page of all (can you use the bedazzler on a monitor?). Well, second most awesome to Larry King:
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Seward’s Folly will never be the same, pardners. Straight shootin’ Sarah rides off into the sunset, the Bering Strait and Putin’s head benevolently glowing in the distance.
“Come back, Sarah, come back!”
Sarah has that rare quality of making even wingnuts feel superior intellectually.
Good morning, pups. It’s Bobo and Krugman today. Bobo just doesn’t learn. Both he and Prof. Krugman are addressing the health care crisis this morning. Guess who comes off like a fool? Bobo takes a metaphor and beats it into a pulp in “Kill the Rhinos!” in which he says the elimination of the biggest, hairiest, most entrenched problem in the country, the rising costs of health care, can not be done without overhauling the system. Prof. Krugman, in “Costs and Compassion,” says controlling health care costs and expanding health care access aren’t opposing alternatives — either both have to be done or neither.
Here they are.
The coffee and tea are ready, the cold drinks are ready in the fridge, and I’ve got waffles with either maple syrup or strawberries and a sprinkle of sugar. Do the twits who do that twitter thing actually think anyone gives a shit? Maybe I’m just to old and cranky to get it, but it seems like the stupidest idea to come down the pike in decades… Have a great day.
Someone at gawker called her the Twit from Tundra. Perfect.
That photo must have been taken before all her hair started falling out.
I love twitter. My 29yr old daughter twitters, it’s the only way I know what’s up in her life. The other day, she wrote “half my face is numb from novocaine, and the dr. just called to say I have strep throat. Need presents”. So,(lol) I brought her a gift.
Good morning all and thanks for the post Attaturk.
I don’t think little miss-adventure is going anywhere. I do think she will continue to be that knat buzzing in front of our faces for a long time.
I don’t twitter or my space or face book because I find them all distractions. If you want to broadcast “ideas” you can blog on the www and if you want to find stuff out you can search the www. If you want to communicate with someone(s) there’s email.
I’m old so I don’t get it, but it’s also killing people and numbing their minds.
Thanks Attaturk ,Sarah’s always good for a laugh first thing in the morning.
I really enjoyed trying to decipher her tweets on her Twitter page !
My family communicates by Facebook e-mail or G-mail chats and we all live in the same house !
While at the dinner table too?
Greetings, fellow Luddite. The Neanderthal here doesn’t even own a tee-vee.
lol. My daughter now knows I check her tweets so she doesn’t bother to call me.
We are all on different schedules , dinners together are a rare event !!
Make the most of them when they occur.
Twit twat tweet…NBC, (motor mouth Gregory) claims that health care has failed and it is a defeat for Obama. Seems to me it would be a defeat for the American people.
Maybe, maybe not. The central powers of the rethug party may be writing her off as a dead-ender. In either case, we need a collective brain flush of everything Palin.
Oh, God, I hope he’s wrong. That’s the problem, they view this all as a game.
Why is it called “Tweeting” and not “Twittering” or even “Twiddling”.
Off to work.
Or diddling?
That photo is teh awesome.
Apparently “diddling” means “financial services”
To bad it happens to be nothing less than survival for the rest of us.
That people like david fucking gregory can not, will not, see beyond their own insulated, comfortable, protect-the-wealthy existence and come to grips with the fact that health insurance is killing all of us is staggering in its’ shortsightedness and stupidity.
Health care NOT health insurance. NOW. Dave, you moron.