Bill Kristol is what he appears to be, a well-paid dolt of epic proportions. I’m sure this audience has only just figured this out.

For psychological and sociological reasons too deep for me to grasp, a good chunk of elite America hates Sarah Palin and what they’ve decided she stands for.

Yet the Washington Post gives you, Bill son of Irving, a paycheck, and major news operations also pay for you and your zero for 6,543 batting stats. You know who "elite America" really hates, Bill? Apparently, itself and all of us.

Here’s a special shout out from Palin’s attorney (when not laughably threatening to sue people) to elite America and it’s love of, oh, I don’t know, logic.

Despite leaving office about two-thirds of the way through her term, Palin "is not a quitter"