Finance isn’t rocket science. Probability and statistics are real rocket science. The problem is that the financial elites don’t have even a layman’s grasp of the rocket science that underlies the models they use to gamble billions and to encourage their even more ignorant customers to throw money away.

Last week I described Nicholas Nassim Taleb’s explanation for the failure of the models used on Wall Street. In The Black Swan, he explains that all Wall Street models depend on the normal distribution, the bell curve, the Gaussian distribution. The problem is that top management felt justified in ignoring the events at the tails of the bell curve, the very thin parts at each end of the bell curve. Taleb explains that really outlandish events occur in those tails, and that there is grave risk of staggering losses, black swans, in ignoring them. The events of last year prove that he was right.

Taleb thinks that the Wall Street is still enamored of these models, and doesn’t have a plan to create better models, if there are any. This paper agrees. A recent Morgan Stanley Smith Barney report raises the issue, but doesn’t explain how to build better models. Instead, we get the same old prescription: probability analysis, risk tolerance, and diversification.

Benoit Mandelbrot wrote an article for Scientific American on fractal models in 1999, reprinted in September, 2008, explaining that while fractal analysis can be used to give better estimates of actual risks in the market, it can’t be used to predict anything. Better estimates of risk are a good start, however. Let’s hope people are reading papers like this one, explaining how fractal analysis could be used to price options to hedge on the Kiwi dollar, or this one, modeling the Shanghai Stock Exchange.

Why is this so important? First, our financial elites are trying to kill real regulation of derivatives, including credit default swaps.

Robert Pickel, chief executive of the International Swaps and Derivatives Association, said that exchanges might “remove flexibility” for banks and institutional investors.

“Forcing bilateral participants to trade on an exchange or otherwise limiting the availability of customized risk management solutions, would be a step backwards,” Mr. Pickel said in a statement.

Now the European Union has launched a plan for regulation just like the weakling Obama plan.

“From 10,000 feet it all looks fine, but for us what matters is how it looks much closer to the ground,” Andre Allee, a derivatives lawyer at Simmons & Simmons in London, said in a telephone interview. “It’s really similar to what was proposed in the U.S. to the extent that it does look like there was coordination. Our clients are really happy with that.”

Derivatives are supposed to hedge risks, using both the structure of the instrument and its price. If the models used to establish design and price are deeply flawed, we are headed for another disaster, just like the last one, and with the same cause.

Second, the regulators use the same kinds of models as the giant banks. When the Treasury did the stress tests it used those models. How do the regulators evaluate systemic risk when they use the same worthless models as the losers on Wall Street? Another recipe for disaster.

Third, models are here to stay. The giant banks have so much cash they can’t rely on individual bankers to estimate the risk of individual loans. How would that work with credit cards, or with portfolios of thousands of home mortgages? I assume banks are using models to estimate the risk in those portfolios so they can control their risks, or hedge, or so they can figure out their capital requirements.

It’s not only giant banks that need models. All over the country, there are enormous piles of investment cash sitting in pension plans, college endowments, charitable trusts and foundations. They all use models for similar reasons. Those models need to be accurate, not based on a paper written 110 years ago, but on more recent work in probability and statistics.

Why should the financial elites spend the money it would take to build real models they don’t understand any better than they understand the current worthless models? They know they can tap taxpayers for any losses.

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